WTF is this thread doing in the Pit, dammit??

[Smeghead]

I mean, come on! Besides some fucking profanity, there's no reason why this should be in here! And to make it worse, the OP is using humor, which we all know belongs in MPSIMS. Honestly, I don't know what the felch I was thinking. I'm no Pit denizen. How dare I?!

And "felch" is way overused, too!

[SPOOFE]

Insert standard "fuck off"-ish Pit replies here.

Insert standard anticipation of weenie-type people whining about the standard "fuck off"-ish Pit reply here.

Insert standard standard "this is the Pit, go back to MPSIMS" rebuttle to weenie-type people here.

Insert standard Holier-Than-Thou, "I'm too good for flaming" pseudo-rant from weenie-type people here.

Insert standard "Hypocritical bastard" response to weenie-type people here.

Insert standard "You must be losers to spend all your time on the boards" last-ditch effort to escape with dignity intact from weenie-type people here.

Insert standard thread-death (or possible unreasonable escalation and subsequent closure of thread) here.

Insert next thread about Pit Politics/Behavior here.

Repeat.

[GaWd]

Ok, before this either turns into another "Can't we all get along" thread, or Lynn comes by and kills this thread...

Smeggy...Fuck off.

I'm sorry, I probably shoudn't have said that, I'm terribly sorry I uttered such vile, hateful things at you.

On second thought, I think you should be relegated to MPSIMS, or, if you wish GD With Danileinthewolvesden

Actually, I find it very below me to flame people in the face of reasonable explanations of why this thread is here.

That was rather hypocritical of me, wasn't it?

You know what, by the looks of your post counts, I'd say you have no lives and are probably borderline obsessed with the SDMB. You probably go to the chatroom! Losers.

Wow, we're manic this A.M.!

-Sam

P.S.-- Felch a dead mungers dinner!

[Czarcasm]

smeghead bitches.
SPOOFE Bo Diddly inserts weenie.
smeghead satisfied.

Ain't love grand?

[SPOOFE]

slythe, have you been spying on us again?!?!? You bastard... I TOLD you, if you're gonna do that, at least share the video! Dork

[Czarcasm]

My Ghod! If that video ever got out, our entire SDMB membership would swear off sex forever, and Cecil would lose all his fans from attrition!

[SPOOFE]

Shut up, you anal-probing nerf-herder! Do you want everyone to find out my evil plot to topple the empire of my good twin Cecil?!?

[Czarcasm]

Sorta reminds me of one of my favorite movie quotes: "BLAM!! Good. Bad. Doesn't matter-I'm the one with the gun."

[CrankyAsAnOldMan]

Damned bandwidth-wasting post-padding self-congratulatory LOSERS!

yeah, I do love hyphens, so what?!?!

[SPOOFE]

If you're quoting Army of Darkness, slythe, the correct quote is "Good... bad... I'm the guy with the gun."

Sheesh, and you're a Moderator? Can't even get your movie quotes right!

(Of course, if you're quoting some other movie, I'd consider apologizing, then reconsider when I remember that this is the Pit!)

[Czarcasm]

Y'know, SPOOFE, if I wasn't such a good guy, I could edit my own post to make it correct and erase your post. But I choose to deliberately quote the movie wrong to make you look good.



*is anybody buying this bullshit? *