You're So Vain

I bet you think this thread is about you, don’t you? Don’t you?

Nah. I just flew my Learjet to Nova Scotia, to see the total eclipse of the sun.

But has anyone really seen clowns in their coffee? :stuck_out_tongue:

I hope you’re joking, because that would be really frightening! It’s “clouds in my coffee”

Well, the best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup…

Cool! I went up to Saratoga, where my horse naturally won.

I have the most lovely apricot scarf which I wear whilst strategically dipping the side of my hat below one eye.

If it’s not, it should be!

It’s really not clowns? Suddenly the song just isn’t as fun…

  • sips his Napoleon brandy, but never gets his lips wet. No he doesn’t. *

Quick, won’t somebody “Send in the Clowns” we need to cheer Seren up.

Hal: Was their hat strategically dipped below one eye?

Are you suggesting that it’s not?

Clowns in the coffee? Eek!

I wonder if Warren Beatty will post here. Or Mick Jagger.

I wasn’t sure, but I took the bait to see if my name had come up yet. I see I was punked.

Does anybody but Warren Beatty have a claim to Carly’s mystery guest? I know somebody bought the secret but must keep the secret. Who else was in the running? Mick Jagger, Jose Canseco, Merv Griffin and Joe Namath are the only ones I can recall being considered.

I think James Taylor is a contender as well, if memory serves.

:smack:

It’s the guy who walks into parties like he was walking onto a yacht, and he keeps an eye on the miror.

I think this is an Urban Legend just as in “Ode To Billy Joe” about something being thrown off the Tallahachee Bridge.

If I might hazard a guess I think the song might be about Frank Sinatra.

The song fits him better than anyone else: Lear Jet (yes he did own one), race horses, underworld spies, etc. Plus he did like younger women. (Mia Farrow for example).

Just a thought.

You said we made such a pretty pair! You said you would never leave!! :wally

Don’t you mean Ode to Bill Joel? :smiley: