Yo Mama’s so fat, she has an event horizon.
Yo Mama’s so fat, that when she got the flesh eating bacteria, the bacteria stopped because it got full.
Yo Mama’s so fat, that when she walks by atomic clocks they have to be recalibrated.
Yo Mama’s so fat, she’s now just one long chain lipid.
You know, your mom is getting a tad large. She needs to lay off the twenty-two sevenths.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Burn!
Yo mama’s so fat, she’s gonna have irreversible health problems!
Yo Mama’s so fat, that she has a -10 modifier to her agility!
Mater-of-thine is so obese, she has lots of little maters orbiting around her.
Yo mama’s so fat, seismologists send tsunami warnings to the Pacific Rim countries every time she rolls over in bed.
Yo’ Mama’s so fat, she makes carbon look like hydrogen.
Yo Mama’s so ugly, Cthulu turned her down for a date.
Yo’ Mama so lazy she makes a Bradypus tridactylus look like a Acinonyx jubatus.
Your mother is so fat <snork!>, she makes Jabba look like Oola! Ha ha! Heh ha ha!
Yo mama’s so fat, the Sizzler Corporation’s stock price drops 3% every time she goes there for the lunch buffet.
Yo mama’s so dumb, she’s a negative genius (the square root of her IQ is 11.832i).
Yo momma’s so fat, she magnifies and bends light from distant galaxies, thus providing astrophysicists with a view into the universe’s infancy.
Yo momma’s so fat, she got hungry and ate both of Schroedinger’s cats - the dead one and the live one.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks superstrings are what’s attached to her tampons.
Oh, SNAP!
Yo mama’s so fat, she sat down on Plank’s constant and bent the h-bar.
Yo mama’s so fat, she bends light.
Yo mama’s so fat, she’s proof that dimensions are circular.
Yo mama’s so fat, she went to sunbathe and people tried to unbeach her.
Damn you, Prince!
Yo mama’s so fat, she’s only ninety eight percent empty space!
Yo’ Jedi mama’s so fat, she outgrew her midi-chlorians and had to get maxi-chlorians.
pinkfreud, that was awesome. :bows:
Yo mama’s so fat, her warp core needs septolithium crystals.
Yo Mama’s so fat, she’d choke a sarlacc pit.