Go ahead, ask me anything.
You make up a bunch of BS to tell people to play into thier naivete, and take their money. How are you different from, say, a politician?
If you’re a psychic, why do we have to ask you anything? Shouldn’t you just post the answers?
No, you’re the supposed “psychic”, you tell me the question i was going to ask, shouldn’t be too hard for a “psychic” 
ok. Tell me what I’m going to ask you.
You have me confused with a fortune teller.
I could, but that wouldn’t be any fun, now would it?
Are you for real?
If you are, would you go get tested by scientists to prove it?
What is your prefered method of focusing? Tarot, crystal, simple meditation?
How many fingers am I holding up?
What method of Cold Reading do you use?
I suppose that depends on what your definition of “real” is.
Nah, I wouldn’t pass any of their tests. I’ve always been a horrible test taker.
Are those my only options?
Tarot cards are bogus and are used primarily for show. I don’t believe that spirits attach themselves to tarot decks. Crystals may be pretty, but are also just for show, IMHO. I meditate all the time, but so do a lot of nonpsychics.
When did you stop beating your wife?
Does it bug you when people take you for a physicist?
You were too busy typing this to hold up any fingers.
What am I thinking right now?
You’re wondering if I’m going to correctly guess what you’re thinking. Either that or you’re thinking about sex.
You know that thing I saw in the place the other day? Tell me why I didn’t do what I thought about doing with it, and was that a good idea not to?
Ooo…you’re good.
Ok folks, he’s got me convinced.
Someone close to me recently passed or may pass soon. She is an older woman…possibly a relative or friend. She has either a T or an H in her name. She wants me to know that she’s fine and that I shouldn’t worry.
Who is she?
Hey, that was brilliant! You responded to my question without answering it, neatly sidestepped the issue to deflect any criticism, and carried on as normal. You really are a politician, aren’t you!
What are next week’s lottery numbers?