Me neither, but I have a new boss and he’s trying to get to know us. He seems pretty cool and he’s already gotten a lot accomplished but gods, I hate these things.
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What is one thing you think we could change to provide a better service? We need an automated phone menu like everybody else has. "Thank you for calling 911… if you think you are having a heart attack, press 1. If you are bleeding, apply direct pressure and press 2. If you are on fire, stop, drop, and roll, and press 3…
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What is at least one thing you’d change that would make you happier to work here? The drinking fountain only dispenses water. Hook a keg up to it and I’ll be the happiest little dispatcher you’ve ever seen.
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Where do you see yourself in 1 year? On a beach in Honolulu, drinking pina coladas while a buff cabana boy rubs sunblock into my shoulders and braids my knee length hair with fresh flowers and feeds me grapes…oh, you mean where do I see myself in my job?
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In 5 years? Huh? Oh, sorry, I was thinking about the cabana boy…