You just pried something out of your belly button...

[Least Original User Name Ever]

Originally Posted by Smeghead

You don't want to know.

How'd that end up?, if you mind my asking.

[Winston Smith]

Originally Posted by Smeghead

You don't want to know.

Indeed. We must know...

[Annie-Xmas]

Cue Chuck Berry: My Ding-A-Ling

[Batsinma Belfry]

My bellybutton is too shallow to hide anything interesting.


One time I caught my son digging in his bellybutton, then smelling his finger. I asked him what it smelled like. After he recovered from the embarrassment, he said "nothing". I said, "I bet it smells like poop." He said, "nu-ugh, it smells like cheese."

[Smeghead]

Originally Posted by Least Original User Name Ever

How'd that end up?, if you mind my asking.

You'll have to tune in tonight for the exciting conclusion, after I get back from work and seeing the doctor.

[Fetchund]

I'll let you know, as soon as I remember where I left my belly-button...

[kaylasdad99]

The remote control for my stereo.

[Dijon Warlock]

[quote=VunderBob]

Originally Posted by SpectBrain

I pulled out my belly button and my butt fell off.
QUOTE]

Hey, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it...

Hey, didja hear about the politically-incorrect stereotypically stupid person that thought "asphalt" was a birth defect?

Myself, I pulled out Mary-Kate Olsen. I've no idea how she got in there, but I'm currently in the process of forgiving her for not putting out a 2006 calendar for my bedroom door.

In a hot tub filled with green jello.

...with marshmallows.