Penguins die in crash, octopus uninjured

[Surly Chick]

Originally Posted by Smeghead

Surely if you hit it with a vehicle, it'd be penguin au van.

Nope, I'm thinking penquin pancakes. Some nice warm cherry sauce and whipped cream...

Save a seat for me on the bus.

[Annie-Xmas]

Originally Posted by lieu

... and they said penguins couldn't fly.

As God is my witness, I thought penguins could fly.

I'd serve penguin shusi, on ice.

[Johnny L.A.]

Originally Posted by Smeghead

Surely if you hit it with a vehicle, it'd be penguin au van.

Or penguin vandaloo.

[Polycarp]

Originally Posted by Annie-Xmas

As God is my witness, I thought penguins could fly.

I'd serve penguin shusi, on ice.

And the penguin would no doubt appreciate being served sushi, on ice -- it'll remind him of home.

[Chefguy]

Originally Posted by Smeghead

Surely if you hit it with a vehicle, it'd be penguin au van.

Or perhaps penguin au vin number.

[Johnny L.A.]

Originally Posted by Chefguy

Or perhaps penguin au vin number.

I almost posted that. But your version is less cumbersome than mine was to be.

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

Would you serve penguinetti with red or white sauce?

[Chefguy]

Originally Posted by EddyTeddyFreddy

Would you serve penguinetti with red or white sauce?

White sauce with shrimp. It's to krill for.

[Princhester]

Originally Posted by Johnny L.A.

A drunk walks into a bar and asks the bartender, 'How tall is a penguin?' The bartender tells him about three feet.

'Thank god! I thought I ran over a nun!'

There's a much dirtier version of this joke. Trust me, the guy isn't worried about merely running the nun/penguin over.

[DirkGntly]

Somehow, this seems oddly appropriate here...
http://www.freeonlinegames.com/play/142.html

[fisha]

They taste like chicken.

[rjk]

I like the pic the Startle-Gram had, of a woman walking around with a penguin under her arm. I'm not sure if she's about to swat it for the escape attempt.

"Bad penguin! Bad!"

[Exgineer]

I hesitate to single out any particular post for acclaim here, but this:

Originally Posted by IvoryTowerDenizen

I picture the penguins in the ditch muttering to each other "man, this zoo sucks!"

struck me as hilarious.

[Lord Il Palazzo]

Originally Posted by rjk

I like the pic the Startle-Gram had, of a woman walking around with a penguin under her arm. I'm not sure if she's about to swat it for the escape attempt.

"Bad penguin! Bad!"

He he he. That's how it looked to me too. Oh and the line "Bad penguin! Bad!" just cracks me up. Thanks.

[Lord Il Palazzo]

Originally Posted by Google Ad

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What, no penguin jerky?

[lieu]

Penguin Best-Seller list:

1. The Car Bumpers of August
2. Volvo Shrugged
3. To Raspberry A Mockingbird

[cmkeller]

The dangers of reading hentai while driving.

[Nature's Call]

Originally Posted by Exgineer

Parm is a little heavy for this weather.

How about grilled penguin in a light lemon-butter sauce?

For other tasty suggestions might I recommend The Penguin Recipe Page

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

Originally Posted by Exgineer

I hesitate to single out any particular post for acclaim here, but this:


struck me as hilarious.

aw, shucks...

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

Originally Posted by Nature's Call

For other tasty suggestions might I recommend The Penguin Recipe Page

But they don't have a recipe for penguini Alfredo!

[934spe]

Did the penguins have AFLAC to cover any expenses not covered by their regular insurance? I mean, I am sure they barely make ends meet as is, but a car accident can really set a decent, hard working penguin back.


Can you imagine being the first cops on the scene?