(Note: I emailed samclem to see if this thread was kosher a couple weeks ago, but I guess I got spamtrapped. If this isn’t kosher for some reason, please lock it and accept my apologies.)
So… background information first. I don’t know if it really counts as charity or conscience-clearing.
I’m a cosplayer. I go overboard at Halloween. I do ridiculous, over-the-top, in-character costumes. For example, I’m trying to figure out how I would make a five-foot-wide shell so I can do a Bob-Omb costume, complete with strobe light inside so I can flash angrily when I bump into things (and, at five feet across, I will bump into things).
I found these wings I want to build into some future costumes. They’re really nice - all aluminum and carbon-fiber with a pneumatic opening system and cool glowy LED tips. The coolest part is that they’re six feet across, not dinky little raver-wings. I got all kinds of post-apocalyptic-cyborg-angel costume ideas just looking at them.
The problem, of course, is that nice things cost money. In this case, they cost $700. Then there’s shipping, and it would be stupid not to buy a Pelican case or something to store them while travelling. It’s probably over a thousand dollars all said and told.
So one of the voices in my head says, “Well, Jackboots, you’re entitled to an indulgence now and again. You’re young. You have a pretty solid job. You could save up a thousand dollars in spending money in a couple months if you wanted to.”
The other voice says, “Jackboots, that’s a thousand dollars for something you’d wear probably a week out of the year. The other 358 days you’d hang them on the wall as art, so maybe you’d get ten days worth of actual enjoyment out of them. Maybe two weeks. You could feed a hungry family of four for a month on a thousand dollars, and have money left over. You can’t justify that.” (Yes, that voice actually does define extravagances in terms of hungry-person-days, which makes it rather hard to argue.)
And it’s right; I can’t.
But my mind is a flexible sort of thing, and after some negotiation with this voice I’ve decided I can save up for these wings if I do some appropriate amount of good in the world to make up for a thousand dollars worth of total selfishness.
Arbitrarily, at least a thousand dollars’ worth. I’ll do it fifty to a hundred dollars at a time (plus overhead costs) to keep accounting simple, as I save it up. My conscience can be happy with that. It’s not as good as doing the whole two thousand dollars of good, but… such is life. I’m not a monk and I’ve never pretended to be a saint.
The problem is, I don’t actually know all that many charities. So, my question for the Dope is… where should it go? I’m sure people have favorite causes that I should know about. I have a few ground rules to thin things out from the entire 501© listing, which I could just Google if I wanted to be random about it.
1 - Buy a man a fish… I believe people should work, and I lived in Berkeley too long to believe that giving money directly to the homeless does much but encourage them to be nuisances. I don’t mind helping people through rough spots, but the idea is to make society a better place, not to make urban life even more annoying. In this vein, education is a pure good - outreach programs, scholarship groups… I’m all for them. Bootstraps for everyone!
2 - Kids get a break on that last one. The Shriners are due a check from me next payday, for example.
3 - I’d like to keep the politics minimal. That said, I’m not opposed to donating to groups that are getting things done. I admit to a progressive bias, and I’m far more likely to donate to the ACLU than the Project for a New American Century. FairTaxers will be laughed at.
4 - Tax-deductible is nice but not necessary. I’ll split the tax benefits between saving up and doing good, so it lets me stretch the dollars further.
5 - I’m doing a thousand dollars worth of good, not just giving away a thousand dollars. I’m paying for overhead, too, and I’d like to avoid paying for a whole lot of it. If 90% of a donation goes to the organization’s cause, I’m giving it $112 to count as $100 to save. It adds up quick. Low-overhead charities are much appreciated. United Way can go out back and shoot itself in the head. I’ll chip in for the bullet but other than that, no dice.