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Old 09-24-2000, 12:07 AM
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Ooh! That's always a drag, MamaP. I've had a few bad ones - like my last (anytime you have to start trimming around the ears within a week of a new 'do, somebody didn't get things right). But that's not the BIG ONE.
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Old 09-24-2000, 12:08 AM
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In 1963 we were preparing to move to Japan and I needed to get a passport photo. My Mom decided that I needed a haircut for such and, although she'd never done one, it seemed to her that the burr cut my parents imposed on me at the time should be simple enough, so she sat me down and drug out the clippers.
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Old 09-24-2000, 12:09 AM
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A simple burr proved beyond a first timer's skills. She kept having to go back and balance things here and there until, finally, she was forced to stop - there was no more hair to cut.
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Old 09-24-2000, 12:11 AM
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Bald in 5th grade! It was in fact a beyond bald experience, as dear ol' Mom had left a few bright red skid marks where she'd gone beyond cutting mere hair (thank evolution for putting our brains inside skulls). As you can well imagine, returning to school the next day was less than fun (I did briefly consider feeding the rumor that had started that I'd been in a car wreck and had gone through the windshield).
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Old 09-24-2000, 12:13 AM
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School was nothing. In early 1964 we arrived in Japan, and got hung up for a day in Customs while they pondered whether or not to let me in the country. It seems the Japanese immigration authorities initial appraisal of my passport photo got them thinking I had some hideous disease or was undergoing chemotherapy or some such.
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Old 09-24-2000, 12:14 AM
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Are you feeling O.K. Beatle?

Your not self-destructing like some other people have lately, are you?
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Old 09-24-2000, 12:31 AM
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Someone else went wonky other than FreakFreely?
Man, I gotta keep up with the gossip.
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Old 09-24-2000, 02:59 AM
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I think this whole thread needs to be placed in the "Very Vaguely Creepy" thread...
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Old 09-24-2000, 03:02 AM
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Beatle, this is the oddest 'test' thread I've seen yet. I hope you're laughing about this right now.
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Old 09-24-2000, 11:43 AM
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If you check this thread, http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...threadid=39598 all will become clear.
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Old 09-25-2000, 08:42 AM
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Spending [b][i]x[/i][/b] for a bad cut = spending 4[b][i]x[/i][/b] for the usual cut

Spending x for a bad cut = spending 4x for the usual cut
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Old 09-25-2000, 08:44 AM
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Well good thing I tested that first.
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Old 09-25-2000, 06:56 PM
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Aye aye, Aye!

Thanks. I wonder why somebody would post fragments of a thread here, though. Unless he links to them, it won't help him too much.
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Old 09-25-2000, 08:28 PM
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I linked them in the thread to which I was responding and now, thanks to Ayesha, they're linked here as well.

It was weird - I could post other stuff to other threads, but posting this to the intended thread kicked me off the 'net (I tried about 12 times).
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Old 09-26-2000, 01:16 PM
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hey beatle,

are you connecting via modem? I wonder if the problem you're having is that old modem security defect that allows incoming text to trigger escape modes and disconnect you.

You might try the test here to see if it is.

Otherwise, I'm stumped.....
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