Suggested by this Ben Franklin Action Figure: http://www.mcphee.com/items/11103.html Thanks to Lord Il Palazzo for originally posting the link in another thread.
Here’s how to play. I’ll name a real-life historical person (living or dead) and you describe what it does. Then you name a person for the next poster to describe. I’ll start:
Henry David Thoreau - gazes disapprovingly at your furniture and belongings. Says “Simply, simplify” when his string is pulled.
Mary Shelley Action Figure (with Amazing Free Love Action) would come with a Percy doll, a small Frankenstein figure and a book championing women’s rights).
I see Mary as a paper doll, with changeable outfits: Inauguration Dress, Lincoln is depressed again dress; Mary feels like going a bit crazy dress, going to the theater dress, complete with blood stains and top hat and of course, blacks for the funeral… along with funeral cortege, complete with purple bunting.
The John Kerry action figure is virtually indistinguishable from the real thing, although slightly livelier. It comes with three (count 'em, kids, three!) Purple Hearts, and either a barn coat campaign ensemble or Senate Floor blue suit. Wow! Check out its Amazing Subcommittee Q&A and Filibuster action. Pull the string in its back, and it says those wacky catchphrases that won the heart of a nation: “I voted for the war before I voted against it,” “Work on your grades or you’ll get stuck in Iraq,” and “I guess my '08 campaign is pretty much dead, huh?”
Snowboarding Secret Service Sidekick and Eccentric First Lady Wannabe sold separately.
No problem, thanks for this very entertaining thread.
King Tut comes complete with removable internal organs, mummy wrapping action and several jars of food that expired millennia ago. Note: Not intended for use by young children. May contain small parts and/or curses.
The Martin Van Buren action figure comes with a small pamphlet explaining who he actually was. His fingers make an “OK” gesture, and his great mass of hair can be styled into an afro, mohawk or other amusing 'dos. Old Kinderhook’s black suit is a little on the monochrome side, though, truth be told.
Napoleon’s hand is, of course, stuck inside his coat. When you open the coat, you see that (contrary to popular belief) it’s not just warming his tummy… it’s holding a silver drink flask! Napoleon’s figure is shorter than almost every other figure in the collection.
The Emperor Caracalla action figure is actually just a clever marketing ploy by LucasArts, who found themselves with an unsaleable surplus of Obi-Wan toys for which the cloak had been made a bit too large, and didn’t really look much like Ewan McGregor.