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Old 01-10-2007, 08:40 PM
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Weather Channel lady, your dirty talk is making me hot.

I was watching a blip on the Weather Channel and they were talking about snowfall. She said;

"..and there will be a 15-20cm event going into Ragina"

Man, I was hoping she follow that with a report on how wet Dildo (Newfoundland) was expected to be. 10 points for a mention of Spuzzum, BC .

Another time the weather channel lady had some VERY perky nipples and was commenting on the cold snap on the east coast.

My friend said "Yeah, it does look cold."

I love this station. Unintended comic gold.
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Old 01-10-2007, 09:01 PM
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In other weather news,an earth moving event in Climax(MI) caused tremors felt as far away as Colon(MI).
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Old 01-10-2007, 09:39 PM
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Remember when they were all seemingly preggers? They were dominoing more than my great aunt on a three day weekend. I love this show and look back in amazement now that, when first concepulized, we all thought it improbable.
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Old 01-10-2007, 11:13 PM
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We're having the joining of two fronts at Conception Bay.
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Old 01-11-2007, 09:32 AM
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What about the anchorwoman who said (and this may be an UL) "So, Steve (the weatherman), where's that eight inches you promised me last night?"
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Old 01-11-2007, 09:56 AM
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Do you suppose female weatherfolk know that there are bunches of us pervs sitting out here in TV land thinking, "Damn, I'd like to see her naked!" 'Course, I'd like to see just about every woman naked. I'm a Jeff Foxworthy kind of guy.
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Old 01-11-2007, 07:12 PM
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After the break we will find out why Intercourse (PA) is so wet.

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Old 01-12-2007, 01:26 AM
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Do any of these ladies happen to be Kristina Abernathy? Because if so, I'm right there.

Alexandra Steele and Angela Bettis are get my votes also!
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Old 01-12-2007, 02:02 AM
Beware of Doug Beware of Doug is offline
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Do you suppose female weatherfolk know that there are bunches of us pervs sitting out here in TV land thinking, "Damn, I'd like to see her naked!"
I know at least some female newscasters know. A couple years ago Chris Jansing auctioned herself off for lunch on eBay, proceeds to go to charity. The list of Chris' conditions was, uh, rather intimidating: background check, sign some form, private dining room...hmm, wait, private dining room???
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