Contestant # 3, is he god, or the owner of SDMB ?

[Lioness]

OK, I am pissed now, when I first posted here it was to just have a little fun, and jack with C. # 3.

OK, I admit, maybe I did get carried away and take over his dating service thread.

But instead of the little worm saying something to me there, he has to track me down onMPSIMS board, to the "Are all women bi-sexual ? " thread, and get in my face.

You know C.#3, I was just yanking your chain before, but now you have gone too damn far.

You festering pimple on the ass of the world, you don't tell me what to do, not now not ever, got it ? You are not god, or my father or the owner of these boards, and you are damn sure not my husband. Who are you to chide me like that ? If the way I answered people's posts offends you, then fine, be offended, but don't even think you can say things to me like you did and not have me get right back in your face.
You are swine C3 , no I will not insult swine in that manner. You are a jealous, trolling little gnome, your ignominious, ill- bred, infantile post speaks volumes about your insecurity, and your attitude just plain sucks. Your sense of humor is nonexistant, get over yourself for a minute or two.

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Lioness,

I rule the King of the jungle

[Czarcasm]

Connie should post his rules for this board.
This could be the funniest thing he's posted for weeks, outside of his U.F.O. postings!

[ChrisCTP]

Dammit, now I have to go back to MPSIMS...

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Veni, Vidi, Visa ... I came, I saw, I bought.

[ChrisCTP]

That was rather uncalled for, C#3...

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Veni, Vidi, Visa ... I came, I saw, I bought.

[Byzantine]

Now, now, people, cut the man some slack! C#3 has a hard time (no pun intended) with all things of a sexual bent. Now, why he went into that thread is unknown but he has the right to his opinion, no matter how lame it is.

Actually, I like to fight with him. He's good at it. Unlike some other dorks out here he can actually fight back with attitude, grace and correct spelling.

But I love ya, Lioness. Even if you and what's his face got a bit out of control on that thread. It's the nature of the jungle out here. Sometimes two posters go at it in a thread. So? I just read it, maybe laugh, maybe get annoyed but by and large I just move on to the next post. Perhaps C#3 should too.

Slythe– yes, that would be fun. C#3 will you? Think of all the fun we could have!

[Contestant #3]

Here's what happen folks...

...Lioness and Wally get carried away with the same type of back and forth cutesy exchange as one can find in the "SDMB as a dating service" thread here in the Pit, except this time it's in the middle of a rational discussion in MPSIMS concerning female bisexuality. They start posting about her cum-stained thong, etc. That's when I posted this:

"Hey...Wally, Lioness, ....we are trying to have a discussion here...do you mind?
I seriously doubt anyone is amused with your childishness. You've already got a thread with this crap going over in the Pit...please take it there or to email...

Nobody is impressed with the visual of your nasty crotch.

You've got an opinion on bisexuality?...OK...share it...otherwise grow up."


There you have it. I still feel the same way, and no, I'm not the least bit impressed with the new "addition" Lioness...the stupid bitch thinks she can take me on then she's got another thing coming...



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Contestant #3

[Contestant #3]

BTW, I don't mind sex discussions at all. It's just when it breaks down into a teenage-like exchange that my tolerence is met. I'll complain as much as I like...

I'll check around later today and find an appropriate chat room for you guys to talk dirty and jack off in...

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Contestant #3

[Lioness]

C. # 3,
First, you slimy , slack jawed, knock kneed
worthless excuse for a human being, don't call me bitch, you bitch.

Second, grow a freaking brain would you, or at least a brain stem. Shit fire and save matches man, take your blind, worthless, purulent penised ass back to MPSIMS and you will see that I responded to the op, then Byz. quoted someting I said , so I answered her.

Then Wally asked if I wanted to sell my mirror. I replied to him that I would consider offering my thong up for auction. To which Arael asked if my thong cums with me in it. Since I, unlike you, do not speak with my under garments, I told him I had never asked it if it came with me in it.

I never said my thong had cum stains on it. I do wash after sex, which is something I doubt you do. If you had read a little closer you would have known that

You pusillanimous brained little weasel, you couldn't hope to take me on, not even on your best day. and I don't give a damn if you like me or not. I like me, who the hell are YOU anyway ?

Now begone, before I really get pissed and crush your little ego even further. Piss ant .



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Lioness,

I rule the King of the jungle

[Contestant #3]

Lioness,

Please keep the details of your yeast infection to yourself...it makes us sick...

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Contestant #3

[Lioness]

How very juvenile of you, C3.

In keeping with the tone of your you post, I at this time must say, I have been married longer than you, nahnah, booo boo.
Infant.

[Czarcasm]

Is that a royal "we", C3?
After you're done posting the rules we should obey here on the SDB, please tell us where we should be posting our conversations on various topics. Obviously, we are all doing this wrong, and would greatly appreciate your help on this matter.
Of course, we would understand if this takes time-you still have alien artifacts to present to us. .

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They call me MISTER Wizard!

[Contestant #3]

Slythe, Lioness,

As requested, I have found a place for Slythe to offer tongue jobs to guys and Lioness to post repeatedly about her nasty crotch.
www.excite.com

They have x-rated chat rooms that you can use free of charge. Have at it.

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Contestant #3

[Lioness]

So , like , you want me to meet you in a chat room ? I think not , you pencil schlonged, tiny testicled, inbred troll.

And honey, if you ever got near my crotch, you would throw rocks at your inflateable love doll.

Consume excramate and expire.

Now bugger off.



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Lioness,

I rule the King of the jungle

[WallyM7]

C##, Thank you so much for policing this board.

Without your diligent presence, this board would quickly degenerate into I don't know what. Words fail me.

You are apparently too dim to see that that it's your moronic posts that get these things going. We are yanking your chain, but your brain cell is too dormant to see it.

I have shown great restraint with you. I have even defended you in another thread.

But this is too much.

Your arrogant, pompous, holier-than-thou posturing has finally overwhelmed me.

Ignorance is one thing, blatant stupidity is another.

Byz and the Lioness kick your sorry ass every time, and you keep coming back for more.

What's the matter with you, anyway?

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If you're an optimist, you haven't been paying attention.

[Contestant #3]

Wally,

I never asked for your support...don't need it.

I find little redeeming quality in anything that you Lioness, or Byantine post anyway. You guys are 3 newbies that post mostly sophmoric love letters to each other or unintelligible rants. I've yet to see any of you post a good answer, a thought-provoking opinion, or anything truly funny.

I've been out here for quite a while and I've had more posts deleted than all your desperate, boorish posts combined.

You three are true SDMB rookies with a long way to go to gain any respect. Yes, you may consider me a GOD and bow in my presence...I am Contestant #3!

P.S. I'm not the only one that tires of your thread-diverting childishness. If you read closely you'll see three other comments, albeit mild, that show the irritation your teenage banter has evoked.

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Contestant #3

[Byzantine]

WallyM7– you and Lioness are just gonna hate this but I'm starting to agree with C#3. Well, just shoot me now, but I'm entitled to change my mind.

If your flirt or sexual banter fits into the topic I can understand it but I'm starting to notice that you are following her (Lioness) around the board and posting come ons to her (and others) without regard to the topic.

Perhaps it's just me noticing this, I could be wrong, but I think you are going a bit over board in your willingness to flirt with every woman out here. Yeah, it was a joke at one point but I'm getting really mad about waiting for a topic to load only to find your horney come on out there when it doesn't even respond to the thread in question.

Okay, call me a jealous bitch if you want to but as far as I'm concerned, I'd take C#3 over you any day. No, he's not coming on to me all the time (or ever) but at least he posts to my topic. Or other people's topics. You do too but you seem to just be getting into sexual banter without a consideration for the OP. Shit, there is a fine line between posting a fun flirt and just stalking someone all over the board. Lioness is a fun flirt, you are a stalker. There is a difference.

And hell, I'm no hypocrite. If I've ever done this to someone else, posted a totally random, sexual come on without posting to the original topic than please, give an example here. I don't think I have. I'm a flirt and all but I do my best to stick with the OP. If I'm wrong, show me and I will immediately post an "I'm sorry" and refrain in the future.

I'm not slamming you hard, just asking you to really take a look at some of your posts. K?

[WallyM7]

Byz, I have re-read my posts and you are right. I got carried away.

My sincere apologies. I really mean that.

C#3, I don't give a shit about your seniority on this board, but from now on, I will try to stick to the topic at hand.

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If you're an optimist, you haven't been paying attention.

[kellibelli]

OK, this is nice & all that, but C#3, and Lioness, BOTH of you, can you please refrain from those disgusting graphic rotten crotch diatribes?

I just had breakfast, and to be honest, that was just GROSS!

Flirt, dont flirt, but please people, lets not get so disgusting that we get shut down.

Thank you.
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The above was not a flame, merely a civilized request from a friend.

[Atrael]

Ok, I went back and re-read the board.
Maybe I also am guilty of posting off-topic.

However let's not get hypocritical here....I don't think anyone that posts regularly can say that they've never posted a response that might have been off on a tangent.

And sexual banter between two people is normal....anywhere...or if you like I'll call it flirting...same thing.

Does it occasionally get out of hand...sure.
Enough for you to have posted that totally repugnant response?...Nope. Especially not on that particular topic....Which was borderline anyhow.


Tell you what, you don't go overboard when asking us to stop the flirting (don't be nasty about it) and I'll honor your request.

But keep up with the flaming responses, and I'll have to cut you down....I'm not terribly impressed by you anyhow.

[Mojo]

WallyM7 said:
We are yanking your chain, but your brain cell is too dormant to see it.

If you can't see that Contestant #3 is all about yanking chains then I'd get your brain cells some Mountain Dew and a latte ASAP. Read a C3 post and the next post will typically start with "listen you schmuck" or something similar in an attempt to piss him off as much as he just pissed them off.

I savor the irony whenever he posts one of the "please take this filth elsewhere- its offending my pallate" messages. He is the epitome of the BBQ Pit.

[E1skeptic]

What repugnant response? Was it edited somehow? I'm with C#3 in this one. I have read the thread and I don't see anything repugnant on C#3's response.

What's the problem here people? You complain about C#3's "rules", but you're doing exactly the same. You want him, and others, to follow YOUR rules.

Go wash your hands!

[WallyM7]

Yeah, well, I think maybe I've acting a bit juvenile in some of my posts, and I just totally pissed off Byz (unintentionally) in another thread.

So, I think I'll just lay low until I find something intelligent to say.

Uh oh. Just left myself wide open.



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If you're an optimist, you haven't been paying attention.

[kellibelli]

This is what I was refering to:

You are a jealous, trolling little gnome, your ignominious, ill- bred, infantile post speaks volumes about your insecurity, and your attitude just plain sucks.
normal flame

They start posting about her cum-stained thong, etc
getting gross

First, you slimy , slack jawed, knock kneed
worthless excuse for a human being,
average flame

Please keep the details of your yeast infection to yourself...it makes us sick...
way to gross, *gratuitous grossness!**

I have found a place for Slythe to offer tongue jobs to guys and Lioness to post repeatedly about her nasty crotch
a bit over the top

Consume excramate and expire.
Now bugger off.
good

I also read the bisexual thread in mpsims, and I think it must have been edited.

LETS TRY NOT TO BEAT A POINT TO DEATH!!!!

OK, C#3 thinks there is too much sex on the board. Well, maybe we have been flirting alot lately, blame it on the change of seasons. It will peak, then taper off, the novelty will wear off! But if you want it to stop, then STOP TALKING ABOUT IT!!!

Its like Satan...if I took the bait EVERY time he threw it at me, I would do NOTHING but bicker...now where is the fun in that?
I will still take him on, if the occaision really calls for it, but generally, I ignore his barbs, as he generally ignores mine.

This is called M-A-T-U-R-I-T-Y.

(do you see the lengths to which you drive me? I just called Satan mature!!)

Enough, really.
I am pretty sure I am not the only one here who is sick of seeing a C#3 catfight on EVERY GAD DAMNED THREAD. If he annoys you, start a thread, and keep the bickerfest there.
Con, if you are annoyed, politely invite them to the pit, then rant your head off.

(throws hands up in the air) I give up!

[Lynn Bodoni]

{I've been out here for quite a while and I've had more posts deleted than all your desperate, boorish posts combined.

You three are true SDMB rookies with a long way to go to gain any respect. Yes, you may consider me a GOD and bow in my presence...I am Contestant #3!}

You haven't been on the Straight Dope sites that long. It started on AOL. There's a lot of people with a LOT more seniority than C3.

FTR, C3 does not have any official standing or respect with the Straight Dope. And despite his wishes, he does not get to dictate what may and may not be allowed here.

Lynn/SDStaff Lynn
Administrator
For the Straight Dope

[andros]

Thanks, Lynn. As a relative newbie (post-AOL) to the SDMB, I really appreciate seeing Admins put a hand in for just such explanations.

But . . . did anyone really think C#3 was dictating anything? Or did others assume, as I did, that he was venting an opinion? Especially here in the Pit, I've found not to take anything seriously.

Whether he's being a boor or not is irrelevant to his right to express his opinion, right?

-andros-

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There's always a bigger fish.

[Lynn Bodoni]

Actually, I was just refuting C3's claim of "old SDMB" regular. He said that he's never been on AOL, so to me, he's still a relative newbie.

I don't think that anyone (except, possibly, C3) thinks that C3 has the right to dictate anything about this area.

Lynn/SDStaff Lynn
For the Straight Dope

[Misanthrope]

As the originator of the "Are all women bisexual" thread in MPSIMS, I side with Contestant #3.

Don't clutter up my threads with mundane pointless stuff you must share!!!

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D'oh

[Contestant #3]

The fact that I've never been with AOL is a point in my favor. How stupid do you got to be to pay those jerks an outrageous monthly fee to be lead around by the hand and restricted?

Geesh, get a REAL ISP!!!!!!!

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Contestant #3

[Lioness]

You know what C.# ? You can jump up my ass and bark. I don't give a damn about your opinion. If I offened anyone but you, then I apologize to them.

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Lioness,

I rule the King of the jungle

[tracer]

Lioness wrote:

Consume excramate and expire.

Excramate?

All Hail Ayesha!

Kicking C#3 vulgar, Philistine ass all over the pit is a public service that everyone should thank you for! And, at least , I thank you.
Me & Slythe doing the job ourselves was getting tiresome.

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We have met the enemy, and He is Us.--Walt Kelly

[Czarcasm]

It's slythe and I, not Me and Slythe, you iliter...elliter...illitter...person who can't spell really good! .

[Lioness]

OK, I admit it. Being pissed off makes me careless with my spelling, and my fingers can't keep up with my thoughts. 90 percent of the time I go back and check it first, when I'm pissed I care not.

Since I am calmer now,

excrement

offended



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Lioness,

I rule the King of the jungle

[Contestant #3]

Kell, the ratio of flirting and sexual inuendo posts to posts of me complaining about it are roughly 30 to 1.

I'm glad I made you sick. That means to me that I made a point. Maybe you'll rethink your participation in this sophmoric behavior.

The previously tame attempts to complain that I made were met with merely more of the same...at least I got your attention with the more hard-core stuff!

I've gotta laugh at the people that suggest that it's ME that is sexually deprived! Hahahahaha! My sexual satisfaction reflects in the fact that I don't have to resort to being titilated by participating in a sexual back and forth banter. I choose a real life relationship with my wife in order to get sexual satifaction. I've not had to resort to the SDMB to get my jollies as has apparently been the case with some of you.

Obviously I'm in the majority out here and you freaks are in the minority. Most of the other members don't have a need to proposition the other members online. There's just a handful of you guys that are showing yourselves as sexually deprived and you are playing it out on this message board. All I've ever suggested is that you take it elsewhere...somewhere more appropriate. I've already suggested a site with sexual chat rooms and message boards where you can get together and describe your body parts and what you'd like to do to one another...have at it...

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Contestant #3

[Doctor Jackson]

Excramate?

I thought maybe truth-in-advertising had finally won out. "Excramate - for smooth, creamy coffee that tastes like shit!"




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The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. -- E. Grebenik

[Diane]

In case anyone is keeping track. . . .

Here is yet another example of Spanky getting behind in the conversation.

You claimed to have some sort of seniority to the board.

I've been out here for quite a while and I've had more posts deleted than all your desperate, boorish posts combined.

You three are true SDMB rookies with a long way to go to gain any respect.

I have some news for you, Spanks. Signing on April 26, 1999, makes you a newbie. A great many of us started and continued on the old site for years. You wouldn't have lasted a week on the old board.

Then your claim to some sort of seniority conflicts with your next statement:

The fact that I've never been with AOL . . .

Get your story straight.

I guess it is expected from someone without enough comprehension skills to tell the difference between "last March" and "three months ago".

I agree that this sexual banter is getting pretty old and it is no secret that (without mentioning names, I am still trying to be nice here) I have always considered the :::giggle::: :::wink::: :::wink::: flirty stuff (when it goes beyond a certain point) and the grab-assin' to be nauseating and that it seems to fulfill some need to appear "cute" on a message board.

However, you have no say over what is posted here and what isn't, so shut your fat gob.


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>^,,^<
KITTEN
Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.

[Contestant #3]

Diane,

I'm surprised to see that you have the time to attempt to flame me here in the Pit...here I thought that you'd be busy slamming your friends or screwing married guys...musta come up for air...

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Contestant #3

[Diane]

Ha ha - Is that the best you can do?

Can't respond to my previous post so you resort to a lame attempt to flame me at something that is false?

Typical Spanky style. Next thing I know, you'll be calling me your mama's pet names.

Here's a clue for you - If you want your flames to hit target, use something that has some truth or meaning. It doesn't have any impact when you insult oh. . . let's say. . . someone's taste in shoes when in fact they have no feet.

You're still a newbie, you still can't comprehend what you read, and you're still *retarted*.

Good try though.


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>^,,^<
KITTEN
Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.

[Contestant #3]

Diane writes:

"I have a wonderful male friend whom I have known for 8 years. Six of those years were nothing more than a very deep friendship, the last two years turned physical. We are very much in love. Problem is, is that Carlos is married and has been for the last 20 years."


I derive that:

1. Carlos is married

2. Has been for 20 years

3. Boinking of married man has been happening for 2 years now

4. The fact that he's married doesn't stop you

Now what exactly is false?

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Contestant #3

[Lioness]

Look folks, the point I was trying to make to his assholiness C3, is that if doesn't like what I have to say he can bring it here, to the pit. Hell even I, newbie that I admit to being, answered him and then brought it here. But he has no right to tell me or any other person what to do. I am an adult damn it ! That being said I am going outside to play with my Ken dolls, all 50 of them.

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Lioness,

I rule the King of the jungle

[Lioness]

C3, I will not presume to speak for Diane, but why don't you M.Y.O.F.B. ?

Who are you to judge her personal life here ?

You are a low-life, you know that don't you ? Of course you do,I just told you.

Diane, I hope you rip feak-boy here a new asshole, I'm tired of him talking out of the one he has now.

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Lioness,

I rule the King of the jungle

[Contestant #3]

She posts the details of her morally-bankrupt love-life here on a public message board and has shown no aversion to putting the details of the love-life of her "friend" here on a public message board. She also makes a concious choice to continually flame me.

I'd say that it is my business.

Besides, don't you have some filth talk to do over in the x-rated chat rooms at Excite?

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Contestant #3

[Lioness]

No, I don't want to go to a x-rated chat room with you, so stop asking damn it !!

You know what, I think I have figured out your problem. You could fu** a cheerio without breaking it. So your love doll is frustrated and bitchy, therefore you come here to take it out on real women.

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Lioness,

I rule the King of the jungle

[Contestant #3]

Lioness,

Does your pervert of a husband get a chub from reading your sex talk over your shoulder?

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Contestant #3

[Lioness]

Why don't you ask him ? Start a thread, I'm sure he will answer you. Hell he already likes you for calling me a bitch.

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Lioness,

I rule the King of the jungle

[Diane]

Now what exactly is false?

3. Boinking of married man has been happening for 2 years now

4. The fact that he's married doesn't stop you

It started two years ago - ended last October and yes, the fact that he is married, stopped me.

Keep trying, Spanky.




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>^,,^<
KITTEN
Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.

[Diane]

She posts the details of her morally-bankrupt love-life here on a public message board and has shown no aversion to putting the details of the love-life of her "friend" here on a public message board.

Yet ANOTHER example of Spanky's lack of ability to comprehend the written word.

I'll say it slower this time, try to keep up, M'Kay?

1 - My sex life does not involve my kids nor are they effected by anything that I do in that area. I keep the two very far apart.

Keeping up here?

2 - No one, NOT EVEN ONCE, ever mentioned my friend's sex life (go back and read, this time sound out each syllable. . . . take it slowly. . . .). It doesn't matter if she is sleeping with the guy or not. That was never the issue - dumbass. The issue was (hopefully you'll catch on soon, but I have my doubts) is her moving a stranger in with her kids. PERIOD!

Fuck, are you really this stupid?


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>^,,^<
KITTEN
Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.

[The LION]

Also ran # 3,
Listen, you perambulating organ donor, you have my deepest sympathy for being third runner up in an two person intelligence contest. I will thank you to keep your sorry mouth off of me. You don't know me from jack, and you don't know jack. If I want anymore of your lip, I will peel it off my zipper. Any more of your childishness and I shall be forced to spend fifty cents to put out a contract on you.

Sincerely,
The Lion

[The_Peyote_Coyote]

To The Lion:
No offense intended, but are you the husband the Lioness mentioned?
Damn, but that last post was a good flame.

[Lioness]

Peyote Coyote,
Yep, that was my husband. I'll let him know you liked his flame when he alls tonight, he had to go to work. But I do have to ask him just why C3's lip was on his zipper to begin with.

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Lioness,

I rule the King of the jungle