This is a joyless pitting.
I recently realized that lying students have turned me into a monster–a heartless, stone-faced woman who listens to tales of unimaginable tragedy and demands a note. Even when I see the looks on the faces of the students who are obviously hurting–the young man who, already suffering from many other ailments, comes to me because his father has died; the junior I have known since he demonstrated such promise as a freshman coming to me, broken and finally defeated, after spending two weeks watching his sister die; the girl who wants to support her brother who is on trial for murder–and I want to reach out and offer meaningful support beyond an “I’m sorry,” I feel a block. A voice inside my head says, ‘Get the documentation.’ That voice breaks in because it seems there are three liars for every truth-teller. That voice breaks in to remind me of the hours I have pissed away at the expense of my own career trying to accomodate and aid people whose untruths were later exposed. That voice breaks in, and I am ashamed that I can be so easily manipulated. I remember feeling like a fucking idiot. And I grow just a little more hard-hearted.
Oh you shit-eating, damnable liars…
You worthless little cheats who have preceded these poor people! You barbarians, assaulters of all that which would mediate and civilize mankind! Destroyers of pity! Violaters of trust! Thwarters of sympathy!
It pains me to even consider calling anyone a waste of skin, but you lot skirt the line. Because of you unthinking, irresponsible brats, I am forced into a position where I must spit in the face of everything I value as a teacher of the liberal arts. I preach the virtues of discretion and the necessity of developing mature judgment, and I believe that they are the accouterments of civilized people. Yet I demand of the mourner what I demand of the liar, denying dignity to the anguished. I am forced to follow strict policies drafted in the wreckage of the lying pieces of shit that came before you and I must treat everyone the same, lest you corrupt and decaying members of the student body exploit a loophole or a perception of “unfairness” en route to that which you absolutely do not deserve.
You have turned me into a bitch! You have forced me to endure hurt and hateful glares when I demand those programs or those obituaries. But that never crossed your minds, did it, you demonic little fuckers?
One day, this nonsense will cease. On that day, beware, you abominable tricksters! On that day, O Deceivers, I shall claim vengeance not only in the name of your own peers, but in the name of those who came before you. I will exact justice on you foul creatures that day, and I will drink to the strength of those others that night.