The Reverse Thread (You can do it!)

[Mr. Cynical]

Criminy, does EVERY thread dissolve into a flirt fest?

::throws water pistol into trash::

Dangit, why do I always have to clean up the mess?

[vanilla]

Hey Mr. Cyn....wink wink....






kidding

[Sn-man]

I’ll bet someone now jumps in with a Monty Python line.

[Mr. Cynical]

:: opening the door::

Welcome to the party, vanilla! Come on in, and give me that water pistol!

[TwistofFate]

Look ssskugiii, I have to end it here. There's just no chance that I will ever be able to do that IRL. I know this will break your heart, even after all you have professed your undying love for me. i love hypergirl and thats just the way it is. xisor will be more than enough for you.

[rundogrun]

Hey...turn down the music. I think there's someone at the door.

By the way, any John Cleese fans at this party? Hold that thought, it's my turn in the orgazmatron.

[Coldfire]

Dear Mullinator,

I am sorry to inform you that I am no longer able to continue our heated e-mail correspondence. I hope you will understand.

With Love,

Coldfire

[vanilla]

thats not a water pistol.....

[Olentzero]

Y'know, now that I think about it, I really do miss Ronald Reagan.

[screech-owl]

:ducking and running, er, walking (!!):

<ouch.>
Damned wet floor.

[Mr. Cynical]

MoldBuyer, dude, Mullerwearer's crying over your love tryst's end. Shouldn't you write him a Dear John or something?

Screech-Owl! What is that crap you just put on the radio? Ah-Ha's greatest hits? Someone get a rope!

::kicking over mop bucket::

[conway]

C'mon, think about it....remember when Reagan fell asleep during that staff meeting? Wasn't that great?

[monster]

*Falls on the couch after doing too many shots*

[rundogrun]

Will everyone please remember to mop out the orgazmatron when you are done!

[rundogrun]

You know...that's the second time the goat has gone through the buffet line.

Hey what's this stuff on the floor?

[vanilla]

Yes, but Reagan didn't wake UP again for a few years.

[monster]

Shots? Hmmm, I've never had one before. I don't drink very often.

[FairyChatMom]

OK, the fire's out... I'm keeping the discharged extinguisher as a souvenir.

[Sn-man]

It’s a real shame that you did that. I would have thought that you had more sense.

[screech-owl]

Hey how about some new tunes! There's a whole stack of CDs.
:grabs one at random:

"Gordon Lightfoot - The Missing Years" featuring "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald - house mix"

Maybe later.

Oooh, here's something you'll like.

<start>

[RalfCoder]

FairyChatMom, I need the extinguisher. There's a deposit on it.

Monster, when I asked you to water the plants, I didn't mean that way!

[MadHatter]

Anyone got some matches? I have a neat trick to show you. Trust me, I've done this a hundred times.

[rundogrun]

Hey...I found a bottle of 151! Does anybody know anything about flaming shooters?

[conway]

Can someone please find some alcohol?

[Mr. Cynical]

What's the matter, goat? Did Coldfire wear you out? Why don't you go to the buffet line again? Nobody'll notice!

[TwistofFate]

wow hyper!!! that was amazing!!! my god, how will you get it out?

[August West]

[i]Originally posted by brandocet[i]

I'm going to get ChiefWahoo drunk and have my way with him!

I don't know, I don't think there's any alcohol here.

[Aglarond]

::Enters with a goat on a leash::

Everybody, this is Betsy the Goat. You have to take turns now. And, I warn you. She hasn't eaten much in the last couple of days.

[Bottle of Smoke]

What the hell is going on in that back room? Mully is banging on the door crying something about "it was supposed to be forever" and all I hear coming from benind the door is a bunch of grunts and a long "Maaaaa."

[Bottle of Smoke]

(Damn simulpost. The chronological flow is all screwed now)

[August West]

Where is Aglarond with that new girlfriend he's been bragging about?

[conway]

If I was a gay man in search of a big, strapping, Indians fan I'd say:

I'm going to get ChiefWahoo drunk and have my way with him!

But I'm not. So I better not say that. Geez, I hope no one takes that the wrong way. Where did that goat go?

[August West]

::dances naked on the coffee table::

[FairyChatMom]

well, in spite of the jello mold incident, this is still a pretty good party...

[rundogrun]

I'm sorry Bottle of Smoke...I don't believe anyone can accurately predict the future. But if you prove it, I'll give you 10 bucks.

[Lnix]

Okay, the company is providing lunch for everybody but I'm warning you now there isn't a lot of food, o.k.? You guys? Seriously.
Once through for everybody and let's keep it civilized this time?

[Mr. Cynical]

Remember the time Reagan said that he outlawed Russia, and the bombing would begin immediately! Ha! He must have slept good that night, knowing how bad he screwed up!

[TwistofFate]

Originally posted by Coldfire
Rush suck. I have to finally admit it. They really do suck. My how they suck. They're the suckiest suckers who ever sucked.

I've been wanting to say that for years now......

Its ok, after what you did to the goat earlier in the thread, I was expecting a full confession from you about what has been eating away at you.

[glee]

Look, MrCynical is an intelligent guy. That is the worst thing you could say about him.
I'm off - and I'm not coming back!

(door slams)

[conway]

I remember when Reagan said that ketchup was a vegetable, wasn't that super??

[lask]

Are you guys still talking about Nixon, Ford and Carter. I'm outta here before you guys get to Reagan. :::some party:::

[August West]

What are we gonna do for lunch? I think I ate too much of that moldy jello FairyChatMom brought.

[Odieman]

I got laid last night and I have tons of email, wohoo!!!!
keith

[rundogrun]

Sure, two people can use the orgazmatron at the same time.

Ewww...is Jello supposed to have a beard?

[conway]

The answer, of course, is Walter Mondale, geez I thought you guys would know that one.....

[yojimbo]

Originally posted by ChiefScott
Yojimbo, I'm gonna give up women for you

Oh ..... my ....... God !!!

[August West]

Originally posted by brandocet

...Do you know who was really behind Marilyn Monroe's murder?

Was it Bobby Kennedy?

[Mr. Cynical]

So, odieman, what happened when you went out with that cross-dressing dude the other night? I subscribed you to the NAMBLA newsletter, as well, I thought you might enjoy the reading.

[MadHatter]

That is one of the funniest jokes I have ever heard !

[FairyChatMom]

hmmm, this whipped topping looks a little funky, but I can't just scrape it off the jello... maybe everyone will think it's supposed to look like that...