Thank you, Hillary-hating maniac in the parking lot!

[Marley23]

This gem was on the windshield of my car when I got back from work tonight. I’ve changed it from all caps, but otherwise, this is exactly what I got. It’s a lovely present. Don’t you love it when nutbars reach out to you?

@Loony Tunes

JUDICIAL WATCH
501 SCHOOL STREET SW
WASHINGTON, DC 20024
WWW.JUDICIALWATCH.ORG

How did this paper get from Washington to my car??? Is this like that Philadelphia experiment thing, or Roswell???

Do you want to know the best kept secret in politics is the ticking time bomb sure to expose Hillary’s plot to expose her recapture of the White House.

I think you just told me.

This must not happen.

Wait, what must not happen - the secret must not be exposed, Hillary’s plot must be stopped, or her plot to expose her plot must be stopped? Or do we have to stop this ticking time bomb? And where is the time bomb? You didn’t put it under my car, did you?

We can’t afford another corrupt White House.

Alright, fine, forget my plan of building a new White House. We’ll keep the same old White House and bring in a new batch of crooks. Does that make you happy, smart guy? :rolleyes:

The Clintons show no respect for the office of the presidency or the White House and its security.

That depends on what the definition of “respect” is.

Are you prepared for another four or even eight years of super secret White House hit lists from Hillary Clinton,

More than ready! I hope she’s got Courtney Love on her hit list- I’ve had that bitch in my Death Pool for years and she just won’t die! Maybe Hillary is the one who ordered the hit on Anna Nicole!

who presided over the theft of hundreds of private F.B.I. files of former President Reagan and Bush staffers for partisan political purposes - a clear violation of the law.

I can’t believe you didn’t mention the Vince Foster hit or her lesbian affair with Janet Reno.

Judicial Judicial Watch

Hoo boy. This group only exists in your head, doesn’t it, windshield-wiper lifting guy?

is dedicated to the proposition that the that the person seated in the Oval Office, whether or a Democrat or a Republican, has a profound obligation to personembody your nation’s devotion to the rules of law and the great conservative principle that “no one is above the law.”

“Personembody” - for people who can’t be made to choose between personifying and embodying.

That is why in a free and democratic society - where “no one is above the law” that is why the survey and its findings can have an enormous impact on home honest and open government for this and for many presidential elections to come.

Way to finish your parenthetical thoughts, guy! So, does Judicial Judicial Watch think anybody is above the law? And what is this survey about? Why does Hillary have to worry about a secret survey? How can a survey be a secret unless you don’t ask anybody any questions?

We want to be certain that every future president of the United States, whatever his or her party affiliation, embraces our fundamental commitment to the rule of law.

I want to see people who leave screeds on my car embraced by a straightjacket.

We need vitaly needed real life information

Sounds important!

and opinions for our state on the impact of a well-known corrupt politicians like the Clintons occupying the White House instead of a jail.

Well, for one thing, Hillary wouldn’t get to wear a pantsuit in jail. Maybe that’s reason enough to arrest her, but I’m not Mr. Blackwell. Are you Mr. Blackwell? Is that why we have to communicate in secret - because of your powerful enemies in the fashion industry? Is this the fashionista-industrial complex that Mamie Eisenhower warned us about?

Are you ready for another corrupt Clinton White House. “No.”

Hey, you didn’t let me answer you!

Do you want a repeat of the first Clinton Presidency, where the only difference this time may be which one occupies which office and who gets impeached.

That sounds like kind of an important difference, but right now, I’d like to introduce you to our friend, Mr. Question Mark. He’s a nice fellow, really stays in shape - just look how flexible he is! And he’s willing to take time out of his busy schedule to be with you. He wants to help you show people that you want their opinions. Whenever you are trying to solicit a response, just let Mr. Question Mark stop your sentence. Using too many periods makes the text boring - AS DOES WRITING IN ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME.

Do you want another super secret White House hit list from Hillary Clinton who presided over the theft of hundreds of private F.B.I. files of former staffers of Reagan and Bush administration.

“Former staffers of Reagan and Bush administration.” Nothing spices up a nutty letter like a little bit of fake-Russian syntax, I always say.

Do you want to see repeat performances of Hillary Clinton personally orchestrating media campaign to slander the women who had allegedly been sexually and otherwise abused by Bill Clinton

I’d like to see Hillary orchestrating the Boston Pops in a performance of “Yankee Doodle Dandy.” I’m a little tired of sex scandals, to tell you the truth.

• more clear violations of the law.

That’d be great! I’m tired of iffy, unclear, stained violations of the law. Let’s have some obviously illegal shit going on in the White House.

What we need to do is retire Bill and Hillary Clinton from politics.

What, and leave them trapped with each other? That might be a little too cruel.

They don’t follow the Constitution, they don’t follow the rule of law.

Say, is there a law about sticking things on my car? I’ll have to look into that.

They are both habitual.

That’s why I Just Can’t Quit Them, Baby.

They lie more than they tell the truth. They just tell us what they think we want to hear.

But I want to hear what I want to hear! Reality’s a bringdown, and when politicians are honest, it’s frustrating and boring. I want a dance of lies and sparkle to distract me from the fact that the whole thing is a sham to enrich blackhearted crooks.

No way can we put the Clintons back in the White House.

Not on our own, no- campaign donors and corporate masters will have to buy and sell her soul first.

We must not put the Clinton in White House

Aww, over so soon?

Man, all that writing and not a single mention of health care! What a letdown. Maybe that was coming on the missing page 2, which, alas, has been lost to history. Or maybe the guy will visit my windshield again tomorrow. :eek:

[wonky]

We need vitaly needed real life information

Who is Vitaly? WHO?

Probably some ice dancer or something.

Edited to add: I know I said I hated her, but my hatred is a puny thing compared with windshield wiper lifty guy.

[garygnu]

@jsgoddess

Who is Vitaly? WHO?

Probably some ice dancer or something…

Maybe they meant Dick Vitale.

[Merijeek]

???

WHAT IS THIS THING YOU SAY OF MOOSE AND SQUIRREL?!?!!?!

IMPEECH HILERY!

-Joe

[tomndebb]

Are you ready for another corrupt Clinton White House. “No.”

I dunno, the corrupt Clinton White House sure hurt the country a lot less than the corrupt Bush White House.

who presided over the theft of hundreds of private F.B.I. files of former President Reagan and Bush staffers for partisan political purposes - a clear violation of the law.

Sort of like the the current Bush group using the FBI to use the Patriot Act as a scam to violate the rights and privacies of thousands for political purposes. . .

meh

[Polycarp]

@Windshield Wiper Blogster

We need vitaly needed real life information

Well, that makes sense, since if you said “We need unneeded… information” that would be an oxymoron. As it stands, it demonstrates that you’re the other kind.

@Merijeek

WHAT IS THIS THING YOU SAY OF MOOSE AND SQUIRREL?!?!!?!

IMPEECH HILERY!

I think you may have it. Boris and Natasha have got to be getting along in years now; they were frantically engaged in Cold War-era derring-do back when I was a kid. No doubt they’re retired now, enjoying their waning years in some dacha. But who can fill their shoes as counterfoils for R&B? Obviously, this is a reference to their son, who must be named Vitaly.

[Merkwurdigliebe]

“Former staffers of Reagan and Bush administration.” Nothing spices up a nutty letter like a little bit of fake-Russian syntax, I always say.

OMG that was hilarious! After I read that I re-read it with a thick russian accent in my head (channelling an old russian friend from high school) and cracked up.
But it’s so sad when you think of all the stuff that Bush has done in the context of that letter. I don’t get it, why are they writing now. Do they want Obama in? Cuz if it isn’t Hillary then it will be him, or the hated Edwards. Anyway, thanks for the laugh.

[Ludovic]

In Russia, administration staffs YOU!

[Jackmannii]

@Marley23

I’d like to see Hillary orchestrating the Boston Pops in a performance of “Yankee Doodle Dandy.”

That would be better than her actually performing the song and dance routine (made famous by Cagney). She’s already admitted she can’t carry a tune.

Although a boffo number like “I’ll Build A Stairway To Paradise” with Madonna’s voice dubbed in might be interesting.

[Marley23]

I like “Windshield Wiper Blogster,” Polycarp. I initially read it as “Windshield Wiper Bugger” or “Buggerer,” which I like even better.

[Liberal]

Do you want a repeat of the first Clinton Presidency, where the only difference this time may be which one occupies which office and who gets impeached.

Hell, yes. After an eight year stint in the fire, I’m ready to go back in the frying pan.

[Waverly]

We have nothing to fear from Hillary. I am certain that there will never be a scandal involving Hillary receiving cunnilingus from an intern in the Oval Office. That just isn’t going to happen.

[Liberal]

@Waverly

We have nothing to fear from Hillary. I am certain that there will never be a scandal involving Hillary receiving cunnilingus from an intern in the Oval Office. That just isn’t going to happen.

Oh, Jesus. The last time I needed brain bleach this badly, someone had mentioned a porn video with Al Sharpton and Madeleine Albright.

[Waverly]

@Liberal

The last time I needed brain bleach this badly…

At least I didn’t mention someone smoking a cigar which had been moistened in her vagina.

[hotflungwok]

Man, I just don’t get the Hillary haters. I’ve never heard such unbelievable bullshit then when I hear people badmouthing Hillary Clinton. I had one guy tell me that she gave a talk to his military unit, and told them she was for abortion up to 3 months after the baby was born.

[Marley23]

@hotflungwok

Man, I just don’t get the Hillary haters.

I don’t know if I want to. The most violent hatred goes beyond politics and gets into misogyny and fear of powerful women and things like that. I don’t really want to enter that part of the dark jungle of the American psyche.

[Liberal]

Aren’t there women who hate her too?

[BrainGlutton]

@Liberal

Aren’t there women who hate her too?

Women are not immune to misogyny.

[Marley23]

@Liberal

Aren’t there women who hate her too?

Before we go down this road, I’d like to point out again that I’m talking about the most potent Hillary-hate, not everybody who dislikes her. My experience is that the worst of it does come from men.

[Marley23]

Holy fuck, it’s a conspiracy! Check this out:

For months, former New York Post scribe Jared Paul Stern was at the center of unseemly accusations that he tried to shake down billionaire Ronald Burkle in exchange for good press in the newspaper’s gossip pages.

[…]

Stern’s attorney [Larry Klayman] founded Judicial Watch and is best known for lawsuits he pursued while running the conservative legal group.

Freaky. Now all I need to know is how this fired Post jerk got near my car.