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Old 03-22-2007, 06:26 AM
Derleth Derleth is offline
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15 unintentionally hilarious comic book panels

http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archiv..._unintent.html

These things are wonderful. All of them. I've seen most of them before from obsessively poring over the huge archives at Superdickery (because Superman's kind of a dick) but not all of them. Look at these to get a taste for the humor involved and then go to Superdickery for the main course.

No, Superdickery won't infect your computer. Not anymore. It got vandalized and a piece of malware was put on it once, a long time ago, but that was fixed a long time ago. People's memories long outlive the actual period of danger.
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Old 03-22-2007, 01:31 PM
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Batman: Quiet, or Papa spank!



Wow.
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Old 03-22-2007, 02:06 PM
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Batman: Quiet, or Papa spank!
That should be the New SDMB Moderator slogan!
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Old 03-22-2007, 02:15 PM
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There's also this one , from Lileks.com. He's got a few more up, too.
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Old 03-22-2007, 02:18 PM
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I have to admit, #1 had me rolling.
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Old 03-22-2007, 02:46 PM
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1.) I've seen "Quiet...or Papa Spank" in other pop culture items from the 1940s. It ain't just Batman saying this -- I suspect it was a widespread catchphrase (although I have no idea from what), and it's not just an isolated incident of Batman being patronizing -- he's just trying to be cool.

2.) This collection omits my favorite Wonder Woman panel -- one showing off her manu powers, which include "Threading a Needle under Water" and "Running up a Sheet of Glass". You never find Superman or J'onn J'onzz or Monel bragging about their ability to "thread a needle underwater". Not even Aquaman or Prince Namor. And get that mind out of the gutter.
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Old 03-22-2007, 03:37 PM
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It's been a long time since I've been butt stroked.
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Old 03-22-2007, 05:55 PM
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It's been a long time since I've been butt stroked.
Then you should be easy prey.

(How is it even possible that a comic artist could draw something like that and not notice?!)
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Old 03-22-2007, 07:15 PM
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Yeah, "Quiet or Papa Spank" is legendary. And that's Catwoman he's spanking there. Yum. But there has been nothing as howl-inducing as #15, Joker's Boner. To get the full effect, check this out.
And then go to What WERE They Thinking? A search through the archives will keep you in stitches for days.
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Old 03-22-2007, 08:00 PM
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I've seen most of these before, but 'I command you to...' *wank!* and 'Robin, what have I done?' will never, ever, EVER get old.
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Old 03-23-2007, 03:06 AM
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Batman: Quiet, or Papa spank!



Wow.
Not the best looking T-sirt, though. http://www.geeklabel.com/show_produc...product_id=388
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