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Old 10-08-2000, 09:34 PM
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...if you guess the movie titles using the given clues.
GOOD LUCK!


1.(QUOTE) Novalee Nation: You tell them that our lives can change with every breath we take... and to hold on like hell to what they've got: each other, and a mother who would die for them an almost did... You tell them we've all got bad in us, but we've got goodness too. And the only thing worth living for is the good. And that's why we've got to make sure we pass it on.

2.(QUOTE) Chris: A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.

3.(QUOTE) The Girl: When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the icebox!

4.(QUOTE) Lumberjack: What's your last name?
Long Duk Dong: Dong
Lumberjack: What's your first name?
Long Duk Dong: Long
Lumberjack: What's your middle name?
Long Duk Dong: Duk

5.(QUOTE) Mike: Trent, the beautiful babies don't work the midnight to six shift on a Wednesday. This is like the skank shift.

6.(QUOTE) Detective Michael McCann: Monet's unknown masterpiece, Dogs At Cards.

7.(QUOTE) Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, because of the controversy already aroused, the producers of this film wish to re-emphasize what is already stated in the film, that there is no established scientific connection between Mongolism and psychotic or criminal behavior.

*Extra clues: Directed by Roy Boulting
2 cast members include: Timothy Bateson &
Hywell Bennett

8.(QUOTE) Dr. Vornoff: Home. I have no home. Hunted, despised, living like an animal. The jungle is my home. For 20 years I have lived in this jungle hell. I was classed as a madman, a charlatan. Outlawed in the world of science, which had previously hailed me as a genius. Now here in this jungle hell, I have proved that I was right.

9. (PLOT OUTLINE) "The gun-totin', Bible-thumpin' Preacher Man Bob must right the universal karma accidently set wrong when Brian inadvertantly kills his obnoxious butt-cleavaged roommate, Wade."

10.(CLUES)
-Directed by Ron Fricke
-Documentary
-No conventional plot
-1992
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Old 10-08-2000, 10:07 PM
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The only movie I remember with the Character named "long duk dong" was 16 candles I think.

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the rest of the stuff I could nto answer if I tried.
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Old 10-08-2000, 11:16 PM
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The 10th one is Baraka, a new-age waste of time.

No. 6 is Dennis Leary in The Thomas Crown Affair, which was superb.
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Old 10-09-2000, 12:45 AM
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#5 is Swingers
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Old 10-09-2000, 12:54 AM
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#1 Where the Heart Is


#2 What Dreams May Come


#3 The Seven Year Itch


#4 Sixteen Candles


#7 Twisted Nerve


#8 Bride of the Monster

#9 Buttcrack (?)
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Old 10-09-2000, 12:57 AM
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BTW, I didn't bother to include Easy Tokyo's answers since they were already there and correct. I realize that Osip was correct about Sixteen Candles too but he said, "I think" so I was just confirming. What do we win?
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