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#1
09-21-1999, 10:35 AM
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Everyone give a big SDMB welcome to Palidors, our new troll! From the questions and responses to the answers he supplied thus far, I can tell already he will be abusive, nonsensical and annoying!
Welcome aboard, Palidors! ------------------ Yer pal, Satan 
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#3
09-21-1999, 11:08 AM
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Where did he post...what did I miss?
------------------ "Aint'cha gonna eat me Wolfie? "Aint got the time, Grandma!"
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#6
09-21-1999, 01:32 PM
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I apologize. He is a friend of mine who often tries to get me to talk to him on AOL Instant messenger (ugh...Aol...). I said that I always post here...and look what happens. I'll beat him up at school tomorrow for not lurking to understand what to do and what not to do.
------------------ "No job's too small, we bomb them all." -Ace Wrecking Company
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#8
09-21-1999, 01:52 PM
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You certainly called this one right, Satan. Anyone who lists "Oracle" under job description in their profile here is an arrogant asswipe. We all know that's *Cecil's* title, dammit.
 PR ------------------ If you're not part of the solution you're just scumming up the bottom of the beaker.
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#9
09-21-1999, 02:57 PM
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Quote:
------------------ The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. -- E. Grebenik
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#10
09-21-1999, 03:44 PM
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This is eerily like the loverock hoax. Right down to someone claiming to know whom it is....
naw, it can't be can it. Haven't seen GOD around lately though... Is it already the fall newbie excising drive?
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#11
09-21-1999, 04:27 PM
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Hey Doc Jackson, I was just kidding...hehe I'll make Palidors shut up one way or another.
------------------ "No job's too small, we bomb them all." -Ace Wrecking Company
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#12
09-22-1999, 12:02 AM
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First, as a newbie, can someone give me a definition of a "troll"?..I'm assuming from context, that it implies someone that posts questions for which he already has an answere so that he can try and stump everyone and prove how smart he is to himself...(which, considering the IQ of most of you regulars I think is impossible)
and/or someone that posts a question that they already have an opinion about for the express purposes of arguing with everyone.... And yes, he is extreamly annoying...what's he up to?..about 9 posts in 2 days?
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#13
09-22-1999, 12:02 AM
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Can another newbie play?
Palidors, everyone here seems to consider you a troll. I've got to say, the evidence is pretty convincing. I, however, am willing to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you are just an idiot. You post questions you know the answer to. Perhaps you think this is a message board about asking riddles. It isn't. You type, at times, in all caps. This is a pet peeve of mine. Perhaps you are too stupid to realize it is annoying. AGain, no harm, no foul. In addition, you posted a stupid question. Perhaps your teachers in elementary school told you there were no such thing as stupid questions. They lied. Your question, besides being tied to the defention of an unclearly defined word, isn't even a question. It's a Zen exercise for clearing teh mind. Again, I assume you are too ignorant to know this, like the guy who hears the punchline of the joke and then asks, "What happened next?" Then again, maybe you're an illbred, nasty, disgusting, vile troll. In which case, I will try to switch from condescension to invective. Chief Scott was my hero. I could never fill his shoes, but I'll give you all a mild mannered dweeb has to take out on the world. --John ------------------ "Of course we could make school more challenging Lisa. But then the stupider children would be in here complaining... furrowing their brows in a futile attempt to comprehend the situation."
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#16
09-22-1999, 06:48 AM
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Hey 'new guy with the fucked up name'....
You are all right man! Loose the name though its really too hard.  ------------------ "Aint'cha gonna eat me Wolfie? "Aint got the time, Grandma!"
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#17
09-22-1999, 07:12 AM
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Oh, yes...
I flamed troll in the IQ thead in GQ...(I know, I know...wrong forum!) Nickrz deleted the flame. So here it is as best I can remember it: Palidork, you dont fool me- BRITHAEL! Get off your buddy's computer, go home and jerk off! Something like that. It is Britheel though, I am almost positive, and even though "mr rogers the moral barometer" says its one of his friends.... whatever, lets get a big cyber boat, put mr rogers, banshee,& brithael in it, and sent it out to sea . A boat with a hole. And rats. And termites....yeah, and that flesh eating disease!! Fuck off & die trolls!!!! You suck! CHiefscott....where the hell are you?? Its troll season! Tell the new GF you need to go hunting.
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#18
09-22-1999, 07:35 AM
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Listen, before you start slinging mud, take a look in your own mirror(this is not directed at you, prince of darkness). Anyone who averages over 10 posts a day (not you Kelli), needs to get outside and play more often and spend less time posting short, incomplete, meaningless answers to posts. If the subject doesn't interest you, leave it alone. A board full of MENSA wannabes trying to bury their crusty little noses up Cecils ass is no fun at all!
Now go outside and see if you can get that pretend Harley started. Therealbubba
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#20
09-22-1999, 08:17 AM
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Thanks for not putting me in the flame little buddy...
I am actually at work, which I suspect is the case with satan, C#3, and many of the other regulars. I am able to multi task, and so I can do paperwork etc and surf at the same time. I also spend ALOT of time on hold waiting for people, so this is a great diversion. It also helps to look busy This is also why you see alot of typo's from me...I am watching for the boss!I agree though, some of these trolls are just bored, and they are here to try and amuse themselves..they should try public masturbation instead.
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#21
09-22-1999, 09:50 AM
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Mr. Rogers said,
Quote:
I propose a BOYCOTT to Palidor's posts. No reply, no bashing, no nothing to the little troll! He's worse than... well... you know... Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhh!
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#22
09-22-1999, 01:45 PM
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I know my name is fucked-up, but I kinda like it. I made a new sig line to try explain it. I guess you could abbreviate it to Ai to address or quote me. Sorry to interrupt.
(on the upside Kelli spoke to me! ) ------------------ __________________ The Ai\ Yue- Ha\n FAQ: 1) Eye You-way Han 2) It's Chinese. 3) The symbols are tone marks. 4) No, I wasn't drunk when I registered. 5) Just call me John, OK?
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#25
09-22-1999, 02:46 PM
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Gee Atrael, if you had an email address, I could mail you those dirty letters I have for you, instead, I have been putting them in bottles and tossing them into the sea...
John. There, I called you John. (its never gonna catch on dude...change it to 'EYE' or something catchy like bug vomit)
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#28
09-22-1999, 11:04 PM
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*sigh*
It's that bad, huh? What if I took out the slashes? Anyone who knows Chinese could probabaly guess the tones, and it would be less confusing to everyone else. On the other hand, anyone who's seen my other posts could probably guess it was the same guy. ------------------ __________________ The Ai\ Yue- Ha\n FAQ: 1) Eye You-way Han 2) It's Chinese. 3) The symbols are tone marks. 4) No, I wasn't drunk when I registered. 5) Just call me John, OK?
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#30
09-22-1999, 11:18 PM
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Monty: Here's an ASCII representation of my name; I'm not sure how to put up a graphic yet.
_|_|_ __ + _/\_ | | \__ [-] -| -| \ _|_ /| -| \ / ___ | _/ _/ / \
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#31
09-22-1999, 11:23 PM
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Well, that screwed up.
I'll keep trying to figure out to post a graphic. ------------------ __________________ The Ai\ Yue- Ha\n FAQ: 1) Eye You-way Han 2) It's Chinese. 3) The symbols are tone marks. 4) No, I wasn't drunk when I registered. 5) Just call me John, OK?
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#34
09-23-1999, 02:41 PM
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Ai\ Yue- Ha\n, hey thanx for the ASCII representation of your nick.
From now on, I'm gonna go with that when I talk to you. Not even. You are John. Period. Love your stuff, John. ------------------ If you're an optimist, you haven't been paying attention.
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#35
09-23-1999, 02:49 PM
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That's right Wallyhoney...he is John
So, how are you John? What's new John? Teasing! John
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#42
09-23-1999, 07:37 PM
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Therealbubba, I 'm sorry I missed your post.
Evidently, you are referring to me. I am between contracts, so I have some free time on my hands. Anyway, I can post as often as I please. If you don't like my posts, don't read them. In fact, do me the favor. My profile says I have a 30 year old Harley. I didn't say I own a Lamborghini, for chrissake. In another thread, I said I tried the Mensa test. I also said I failed. So, how are things at the trailer park? Between the alien abductions and the tornados it must get scary. Get fucked, asshole. ------------------ If you're an optimist, you haven't been paying attention.
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#46
09-24-1999, 12:22 AM
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<pre> /\
-|-|- ___ /___ + / \ _\_ / | [-] -|-| \_/ \ \| --|-- /|-| / \ ___ ___/ | _/_/ </pre> That should be it.
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#47
09-24-1999, 12:28 AM
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Yeah, that's it. As well as ASCII can do, anyway. Thanks everyone.
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#48
09-24-1999, 03:09 AM
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Palidors felt the need for more ass kicking so he came out here and posted: Sorry, Yall, for being a tad annoying, and no, my little friend Mr. rogers, he tried to hit me but i blocked...
his sledgehammer with my exposed brain. Ah, yes, when you finish your sentence this way it all comes together. I understand why you had to post it three times; you were so brain damaged that you had forgotten your early postings. I understand that happens with the terminally brain dead. You then went on to spew more vomit with: How nice...Wow, you people really have a talent for being unlikable jerks! This is because we don't like a ribbon clerk (an amateur, an ineffectual person) clogging up the message board. Yes, you are right you fussbox, we are all a cluster-fuck of big meany-heads so you should go elsewhere. And before he left he spat: "He who laughs last is dumbest. I know you are laughing, I am not...." anonymous That's because you don't get the fact that YOU are the joke.
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#49
09-24-1999, 10:33 AM
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Palidors- I know for a fact that these people are actually quite like able jerks. (kidding!) These are really cool people here. The reason they seem like jerks is that you are a troll. We don't like trolls. On a guess, I'd say the only threads you read are ones you started, and the ones flaming you. These are guaranteed to be full of people who don't like you. When we aren't talking about morons such as yourself, things are fun. Well, this is fun, too, but I'm sure it's not fun for you.
Atrael: Auraseer told me how to post it; you put the html code (pre) at the beginning and (/pre) at the end, only with < for ( and > for ). I realize you were kidding, but this should work for any ASCII art you want to do here. --John
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#50
09-24-1999, 10:35 AM
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Um, like able above should be likeable.
Just covering my ass. This thread is error intolerant.
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