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Old 06-13-2007, 10:49 PM
Leaffan Leaffan is offline
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I'm a bookkeepers Son

I don't want to hurt no one.
Well, I crossed my old man back in Oregon.
Don't take me alive.
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:17 PM
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Got a case of dynamite
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Old 06-14-2007, 12:28 AM
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Yes, I crossed my old man back in Oregon.
Don't take me alive.
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Old 06-14-2007, 05:45 AM
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Agents of the law,
Luckless pedestrians.
I know you're out there....

--Googling the lyrics = cheating--
I'm pretty sure I could do this one and most every other SD song from memory.
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Old 06-14-2007, 06:26 AM
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--Googling the lyrics = cheating--
I'm pretty sure I could do this one and most every other SD song from memory.

The Straight Dope has songs?






(I'm so out of it that I had to google the lyrics to learn this meant Steely Dan.)
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Old 06-14-2007, 06:51 AM
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With rage in your eyes
and your megaphones

(FWIW I didn't cheat)
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Old 06-14-2007, 07:53 AM
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The Straight Dope has songs?
If it did, some of the lyrics from this song could apply.

In stanza 2, you have:

“Can you hear the evil crowd?
The lies and the laughter?”

Pit-denizens who have found themselves on the wrong end of a pile-on must have similar thoughts.
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Old 06-14-2007, 07:56 AM
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I'm a bookkeepers Son

I used to be a bookmaker's Clerk.
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Old 06-14-2007, 08:07 AM
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Wasn't this song written about Charles Whitman?
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Old 06-14-2007, 08:26 AM
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I am not the fig plucker's son, but I will pluck figs 'til the fig plucker comes.

Try that one ten times fast.
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Old 06-14-2007, 08:28 AM
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A man of my mind can do anything.

That's my second favorite SD song.
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Old 06-14-2007, 08:31 AM
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I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mate.
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Old 06-14-2007, 12:27 PM
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I have no son.
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Old 06-14-2007, 12:32 PM
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I have no son.
Well, drink your big black cow and get out of here, then.
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Old 06-14-2007, 12:36 PM
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I was smoking with the boys upstairs when I heard about the whole affair.
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Old 06-14-2007, 12:58 PM
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Old 06-14-2007, 01:14 PM
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I hear my inside
The mechanized hum of another world


How about:

I've seen you on the beach and I've seen you on TV
Two of a billion stars it means so much to me
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Old 06-14-2007, 01:29 PM
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I am never going back to my old school.
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Old 06-14-2007, 01:35 PM
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My Daddy was a bankrobber
He never hurt nobody
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Old 06-14-2007, 02:38 PM
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I hear my inside
The mechanized hum of another world


How about:

I've seen you on the beach and I've seen you on TV
Two of a billion stars it means so much to me
I had to Google that. It's.......................Duran Duran.

Away ye beasty.
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Old 06-14-2007, 04:09 PM
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I had to Google that. It's.......................Duran Duran.

Away ye beasty.
We'll cross that bridge when we find it.
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Old 06-14-2007, 08:50 PM
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I am really Dr. Woo!
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Old 06-14-2007, 09:31 PM
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And someday, if I can,
I'm gona be a cotton-pickin', finger-lickin' chicken plucker,
the same as my old man.
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Old 06-14-2007, 11:57 PM
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da da da da da da da
doo da, doo da
da da da da da da da
oh de doo da day
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Old 06-15-2007, 03:25 AM
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I am really Dr. Woo!
But. . .

Are you the man you used to be?
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Old 06-15-2007, 05:50 AM
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Are you crazy, are you high, or just an ordinary guy?
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Old 06-15-2007, 09:08 AM
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Old 06-15-2007, 01:34 PM
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Who's this kinky so and so?
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