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Old 07-16-2007, 10:07 AM
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People who have way too many Sequential Threads
"cheating" at sex...paranoid
Animals with holes in them - are there any?
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Old 07-16-2007, 01:06 PM
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Bay Area Dopedest Aftermath
We're having a baby!
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Old 07-16-2007, 01:16 PM
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Bay Area Dopedest Aftermath
So, uh, anyone ever embarrass themselves this way before?
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Old 07-16-2007, 04:18 PM
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Why the heck does Netflix think I'll like ____?
Kirk Cameron's nipples
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Old 07-16-2007, 04:46 PM
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A Murderously Fun MMP
Bay Area Dopefest Aftermath
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Old 07-16-2007, 05:32 PM
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Three reasons I'm cheerful today

Ella, the Three Legged Dog

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My ethical dilemma... What would you do?

Ask the Microsoft Employee
Last edited by Indyellen; 07-16-2007 at 05:34 PM. Reason: Found another good one...
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Old 07-16-2007, 05:44 PM
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Have you ever touched a human corpse?

Hand shaking etiquette

I'd say a quick wash wouldn't hurt.
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Old 07-16-2007, 05:53 PM
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How long will new Chernobyl-related illness continue?

Bad design in everyday life.
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Old 07-16-2007, 09:31 PM
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I'm thinking of taking up jogging or running....
Can I remain an inert soggy lump for ONE MORE DAY?
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Old 07-16-2007, 09:43 PM
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Where do LSD images come from?
Your most memorable hallucination
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Old 07-17-2007, 05:43 AM
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We as Liberals..
Stop using "we" when you mean "you."
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Old 07-17-2007, 07:09 AM
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In my "find posts by" window:
FCC threatens to fine defunct network over five-year-old Pokémon ad
No More Freaking "on the ground," Please!!
I can't help it, the show causes seizures!
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Old 07-17-2007, 07:45 AM
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this seems to be a theme...

Bay Area Dopedest Aftermath

A slightly sticky romantic entanglement (long)
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Old 07-17-2007, 08:47 AM
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I'm getting my ass kicked by an embryo! (warning: whiny)

We're having a baby!

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Old 07-17-2007, 09:36 AM
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Please do not hit up my guests for sex

Gonzomax...a pit thread just for you

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Old 07-17-2007, 09:44 AM
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Wait...This Optimus Prime Toy Transforms Into What?

Kirk Cameron's Nipples
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:35 AM
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DDT - dangerous to birds? dangerous to humans?

legal eagles - libel question?
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Old 07-17-2007, 02:55 PM
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The SDMB front page:
Where do LSD images come from?
The happy, peppy songs of....Pink Floyd?
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Old 07-17-2007, 08:59 PM
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Attitudes towards casual nudity

How have you humilated yourself today?
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Old 07-18-2007, 06:50 AM
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What large object am I seeing?

The all too obvious answer

Kirk Cameron's nipples
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Old 07-18-2007, 09:16 AM
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Unfindable cat

New Fish Tank Help
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Old 07-18-2007, 09:33 AM
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Journalism at its finest

Knock knock jokes - with a twist
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Old 07-18-2007, 02:47 PM
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I'm turning 21 today

I'm Getting Old

you have no clue....
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Old 07-19-2007, 05:54 AM
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What would you do for $1 million?
We're having a baby!

Guess we answered that one...
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Old 07-19-2007, 11:50 AM
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Good god...I bought a Coach bag.
What would you do for $1 million?


Do they come with babies in them?
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Old 07-19-2007, 04:06 PM
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What would you do for $1...
In which I am an asshole, ...
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Old 07-19-2007, 06:21 PM
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First time jury duty, possible one month trial.
When your boss tells you that work is more important than family obligations.

But c'mon, can't I have time off for jury fixing?

SSG Schwartz
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Old 07-19-2007, 11:35 PM
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What would you do for $1 million?

Goodbye to a good cat

Hmm, I hope this means you sold the cat.
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Old 07-20-2007, 12:31 AM
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In the Pit:

gytalf2000, are you a serial killer waiting to happen?
Um, that is what I told you, ya dumb fuck
Who the fuck invented blinds?
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If you don't stop to analyze the snot spray, you are missing that which is best in life. - Miller
I'm not sure why this is, but I actually find this idea grosser than cannibalism. - Excalibre, after reading one of my surefire million-seller business plans.
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Old 07-20-2007, 12:43 AM
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A customer wrote me a thank you card!
What would you do for $1 million?

Heck, for a million, I'd write some minor dictator a thank you card.
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Old 07-20-2007, 06:38 AM
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What natural materials can or can't enter Australia?

Cultivating Opium Poppies
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:18 AM
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Quirks or phobias that afflict you in frequent ordinary situations
When your boss tells you that work is more important than family obligations.

Yup.
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Old 07-21-2007, 07:15 AM
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In Praise of Alvin Schwartz's Scary Story Books
Tom Cruise is a Nazi!


Not enough "Scarys" for that one
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Old 07-21-2007, 07:50 AM
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From IMHO:

Women dopers - ideas for putting hair "up"?
Crew cuts
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Old 07-21-2007, 11:02 AM
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99 Things Cheney Plans on Doing When He Becomes President Tomorrow (7/21/07)
A Murderously Fun MMP

Well, get out the birdshot
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Old 07-21-2007, 12:51 PM
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My wife wants a divorce
We're having a baby!
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Old 07-22-2007, 02:51 AM
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Bush is unconscious--what's Cheney doin' in the oval office right now?
Missile Amiss! With Newslink. And a Missile. Did I mention a Missile?

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Old 07-22-2007, 05:42 PM
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Doing Weird Things in Public
Nashville Dopefest 18 Aug 2007
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Old 07-23-2007, 07:59 AM
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Acted like a guy today.
We're having a baby!
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Old 07-23-2007, 11:31 AM
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Cervaise, this is all YOUR fault!
We're having a baby!

I couldn't resist.
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Old 07-23-2007, 11:49 AM
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Indyellen, I was so hoping those two would end up reversed.


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My shopping experience
Good god...I bought a Coach bag.
Sucker!
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Old 07-23-2007, 12:29 PM
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Brain and Brain! What is Brain?

Acted like a guy today.

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Old 07-24-2007, 06:50 AM
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You've been sent to Hell... with a personalized soundtrack!

The Beatles and the "skiffle group sound"



Doesn't sound like Hell to me, but people's tastes differ.
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Old 07-24-2007, 06:52 AM
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I missed the third one!

You've been sent to Hell... with a personalized soundtrack!

The Beatles and the "skiffle group sound"

I need some new music




That's the problem -- after the first couple of millenia, even the Beatles begin to pall.
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Old 07-24-2007, 06:55 AM
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What foods are you craving right now?

Bacon Salt
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Old 07-24-2007, 07:16 AM
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A fourfer in IMHO:

Small/medium penis vs. attraction to petite women - correlation?
How do you relieve yourself of anger and resentment?
If you could snap your fingers and render one species globally extinct, would you?
Have you ever killed another human
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Old 07-24-2007, 09:52 AM
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Brain and Brain! What is Brain?
Rain, rain and more friggin' rain

Brainy rain. Rainy brain. Rainbrainrainbrain...
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Old 07-24-2007, 01:36 PM
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What is implied in a guy being a "bear"?
No pantyhose or stockings....white legs...
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Old 07-24-2007, 02:22 PM
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Small/medium penis vs. attraction to petite women - correlation?

Am I a judgmental prick?



Yes -- you're not Small or Medium, you're just judgmental.
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Old 07-25-2007, 09:14 AM
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Who the fuck invented blinds?
Fred Phelps and Johnny Hildo
'cause God hates (curtain) rags.
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