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Old 10-24-2000, 10:30 PM
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My 20 year old Navy-newbie son just got his first marching orders. OK, maybe "swimming" orders, and they are to Diego Garcia.
For those unfamiliar with the area, take out your globe, find the Indian Ocean, head straight to the equator. If your globe doesn't have too big an equator band, you might be able to find it. It sits right on the equator, about 19 miles altogether. There is nothing there but military.
It could be a lot worse, NO ONE is bombing it. He will be safe, except for sunburns. But it does mean we won't see him for at least a year, which SUCKS.
No where else on Earth is as mundane and pointless as Diego Garcia.
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Old 10-24-2000, 10:37 PM
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My 20 year old Navy-newbie son just got his first marching orders. OK, maybe "swimming" orders, and they are to Diego Garcia.
For those unfamiliar with the area, take out your globe, find the Indian Ocean, head straight to the equator. If your globe doesn't have too big an equator band, you might be able to find it. It sits right on the equator, about 19 miles altogether. There is nothing there but military.
It could be a lot worse, NO ONE is bombing it. He will be safe, except for sunburns. But it does mean we won't see him for at least a year, which SUCKS.
No where else on Earth is as mundane and pointless as Diego Garcia.
Hey, I know where DG is!

I had a navy friend stationed there years ago. He loved it. Great snorkling and stuff like that is to be had there. I have no idea of what his job on the island was, guano picker upper?
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Old 10-24-2000, 10:48 PM
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As there is a large communications facility there, and as I once worked for Navy intelligence, I am quite familiar with the rock, although I've never had the....pleasure?...of meeting it in person.

Your son will have a great time there, dragonlady, don't worry
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Old 10-24-2000, 10:58 PM
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My son is a CTO, which is crypto-something. That explains why he ended up there. One other guy from his class is going. My Ex got sent there for 3 months once, he hated it.
Then again, Brad doesn't have a wife and kids to stress out over.
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Old 10-24-2000, 11:22 PM
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Been there! I don't remember much of it, tho, as I was quite drunk at the time.
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Old 10-25-2000, 12:33 AM
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>> I once worked for Navy intelligence

Hmm... navy intelligence? let me guess... you gave up in despair? They needed more intelligence than you could supply?
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Old 10-25-2000, 12:34 AM
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Could be worse, he could have been shipped to Thule. It is closed now I believe though.
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Old 10-25-2000, 12:47 AM
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From http://www.britannica.com

Diego Garcia: coral atoll, largest and southernmost member of the Chagos Archipelago, in the southern Indian Ocean. Occupying an area of about 17 square miles (44 square km), it consists of a V-shaped, sand-fringed cay, about 15 miles (24 km) in length and having a maximum width of about 7 miles; the lagoon is open at the north end.

Discovered by the Portuguese in the early 16th century, it was for most of its history a dependency of Mauritius. In 1965 it was separated from Mauritius as part of the newly created British Indian Ocean Territory. The production of copra from coconut palms was the only economic activity until the early 1970s, when the last of the plantation workers and their families were moved to Mauritius to facilitate the development of U.S. military communications facilities established in accordance with a 1966 agreement between the United States and the United Kingdom .....
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Old 10-25-2000, 01:38 AM
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Treading carefully here . . .

I don't intend to make anyone worried for their loved ones, but . . . isn't Diego Garcia a major staging ground for US operations in the Middle East? I thought it played a prominent logistical role in the Gulf War.
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Old 10-25-2000, 01:56 AM
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I don't think there are any ships homeported in Diego Garcia, so if he's stationed there, he's on shore duty, and thus not going to the Middle East.
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Old 10-25-2000, 04:19 AM
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In the Seventies I used to be stationed at Beale AFB, where the SR-71 Blackbird spyplanes were based. We used to send SRs and refueling tankers to Diego Garcia. Never went there myself, but DG was the sick-joke assignment. Everybody dreaded it.
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Old 10-25-2000, 05:55 AM
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When I was still on active duty, a friend of mine got orders to DG - he was really excited about it.

I recall that he often spoke of the goats on the island... Not that I mean to imply anything.



Seriously, hope your son takes advantage of every opportunity to travel while he's there. The people who most enjoy remote duty are the ones who leap at every chance to get off the base and see the world. I was never stationed anywhere more exotic than Sicily, but it was a great jumping-off point for European travel...
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Old 10-25-2000, 06:06 AM
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Best wishes to your son, Dragonlady! And you're right, he doesn't have a wife and kids to stress over, so with the right attitude this could be the time of his life! Is there a possibility of him hopping a MAC flight home sometime? It's worth looking into...
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Old 10-25-2000, 07:49 AM
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Hey, Straight Dope Staffer Monty is stationed there! ... so it aint that remote, they have e-mail. Would you rather he were stationed in Abidjan?
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Old 10-25-2000, 07:59 AM
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Hate to mention this, but...

Diego Garcia has been a recent subject of controversy in the UK of late. DG was a UK colony, and, when the US decided to put their naval base there, the UK moved the native islanders to the Marshall Islands--against their will. In the last three months a group of the natives is demanding a return to DG. No news on what's going to happen yet, but the UK Colonial Office has been mightily embarassed over the situation.
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Old 10-25-2000, 09:26 AM
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Hmm... navy intelligence? let me guess... you gave up in despair? They needed more intelligence than you could supply?
Actually, my enlistment was up...but can I borrow one of those for the next time someone asks me why I got out?
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Old 10-25-2000, 09:38 AM
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As there is a large communications facility there, and as I once worked for Navy intelligence, I am quite familiar with the rock, although I've never had the....pleasure?...of meeting it in person.
I helped design one of the comm systems there, so I'm quite familiar with maps of the place, but fortunately I never had to make a site visit. I did have to do a site survey of Thule, though--and not in the summer, either. It's still very much an active base--you have to stay active or you'll freeze. Thule is the bleakest damn place I've ever seen. DG has got to be better!

Isn't DG's average height above sea level about 4-6 inches?
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Old 10-25-2000, 09:49 AM
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Thule, Greenland, "Where there's a woman behind every tree."
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Old 10-25-2000, 10:12 AM
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Thule, Greenland, "Where there's a woman behind every tree."
They told his Dad the same thing about Keflavic, Iceland!
Thanks everyone, I guess I'm just having a hard time letting him out of my sphere of control. I'm feeling better, now.
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Old 10-25-2000, 07:50 PM
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Thanks Duke!
Just when I thought he waas gonna be safe, you come up with a possible civil war, of sorts? Wonderful!!
Just wanted to bump this up, since it's SOO annoying to
O'r'n'e'r'y Oscar, or whoever he is.
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Old 10-25-2000, 09:13 PM
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Just wanted to bump this up, since it's SOO annoying to
O'r'n'e'r'y Oscar, or whoever he is.
How ironic is it that someone comes to the forum called...lemme check again here...yep, it's called Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share, then proceeds to complain about how utterly mundane and pointless it is. Um, isn't that kinda the POINT? That it's pointless? Jeeze. What the hell are they teaching those kids in school nowadays anyhow?
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Old 10-26-2000, 08:21 AM
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Thanks Duke!
Just when I thought he waas gonna be safe, you come up with a possible civil war, of sorts? Wonderful!!
Don't panic! Don't panic!

No civil war in sight, just grumbling from the displaced islanders. There are only about 500 of them in the Marshall Islands anyway.

Just thought you should know about Diego Garcia's recent past. Mainly, that the UK ought to be ashamed of itself for displacing the local population...
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Old 10-26-2000, 10:06 AM
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I didn't know that there ever was a native population.
When his step-dad spent four months there in 1980, he told me it was just military. I figured it was too small to maintain a viable population. I suppose 500 Islanders aren't much of a threat, but you are definetly right, it is shameful behavior. We did the same thing in the Bikini Islands and I now wonder how many more. I guess one island is the same as the next - to us.
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Old 10-26-2000, 11:49 PM
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Thanks Duke!
Just when I thought he waas gonna be safe, you come up with a possible civil war, of sorts? Wonderful!!
Just wanted to bump this up, since it's SOO annoying to
O'r'n'e'r'y Oscar, or whoever he is.

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Old 10-27-2000, 12:22 AM
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Rilchiam--check the Pit if you really wanna know.
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Old 11-07-2000, 05:10 PM
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First of all, the good news: I'm no longer working on Diego Garcia! My company decided to "restructure" and thus my job there is no longer. That's fine with me because I'm now living (as of today) in Marina, California.

Anyway, for the latest on the British Indian Ocean Territory, you may check http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...04/MN13005.DTL (and my apologies if this makes the window go too wide; it's been a while since I've posted anything).

As far as the island itself goes: there are no native inhabitants living there (check the url above). There are approximately 3000~4000 residents at any one time counting the few British, the many US military, and the "Third Country National" employee population (made up mostly of Philippine nationals and a few Mauritian nationals). All those residents live on Diego Garcia itself as the rest of the islands are restricted. For that matter, the entire Territory is restricted and only those employed or stationed there are permitted entry.

Regarding shameful behaviour of the British: I'm unsure as what was more shameful, the British action in expelling the Ilois or the French action in abandoning the plantation workers (slaves?) when copra production was no longer profitable enough.
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Old 11-07-2000, 05:38 PM
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Wow, that brings back some memories. I spent the night there once, the day before Thanksgiving in '83. The navy got a hair up its butt and decided to ship me home in the middle of a decidedly non-luxury cruise on the danger Ranger. I flew in on a US-3A viking and spent the night in splinterville in the beach huts. It was mind boggling to stand on the beach and know there was nothing for a thousand miles. After four months of a royally ****ed up cruise it was nice to spend an evening at the Diego Garcia NCO's club sipping a Heineken and watching True Grit. Those brits know how to make a yank feel at home. The next day I shipped to the Phillippines in a C-141 transport. My thanksgiving meal was a standard air force issue cold fried chicken box lunch. Since I was on my way home no meal tasted better.

Before I got home I had a ten day layover in Subic Bay. The details of that time require AdultCheck™ verification
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Old 11-07-2000, 08:52 PM
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Padeye, your post brought up some memories too. My short stint in DGar was on the return trip from a 30-day medical TAD in Subic, heading back to my ship in the North Arabian Sea.

The Naval Hospital in Subic had their little detachment of the broken and diseased, and those who were ambulatory were supposed to muster every morning and be assigned work. After a few days, I realized that my name wasn't being called, so I stopped going. I'd sleep in every morning and meet my buddies for lunch at the club and have a few beers, which then led to a few more beers in the afternoon, and so on. I needed to go back to the boat to get some rest by the end of that!

Who else shed a tear when they closed down Subic? Boy, did I have some good times in that place.
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