A cow. Fell off a cliff. And smashed a minivan.
I mean, okay, yeah, poor cow.
But still.
mmmmoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Two hundred feet and she didn’t die. Is fall survivability a cow trait of which I was not familiar?
They need one of these.
Reason #426 Not to Live in Chelan.
paging FlyingCowof Doom…
[obligatory Monty Python reference] “RUN AWAY!! RUN AWAY!!!” [/oMPr]
Hmm, now I want a milkshake and don’t know why…
That cow went from standing rib roast, to hanger steak, to flat iron in about three seconds flat.
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Two hundred feet and she didn’t die. Is fall survivability a cow trait of which I was not familiar?
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To be fair, it’s probably not one that’s been noticed much up until now.
Hey, for all we know, penguins could be fantastic brachiators (ok probably not, but I mean have they ever tried?)
Cows don’t fly. They plummet.
Tris
(among others.)
Joke #1: It was lean beef. Leaned too far. Now it’s ground beef.
Joke #2: That’s what I call a chuck steak.
I’m sorry. Really.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrup…
S M A S H !
I bet that’s the last time anybody in that minivan tells knock-knock jokes during a road trip.
“Knock Knock”
“Who’s There?”
“Interrupting Falling Cow”
"Interrupting Fall-
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mmmmoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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ing cow who?"
All this time, I thought the pigs were supposed to fly.
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Two hundred feet and she didn’t die. Is fall survivability a cow trait of which I was not familiar?
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Cows have the same deal going that cats do.
1.) “The Fastest Animal in the World is a cow… that has been dropped out of a helicopter.” – Dave Barry
2.) “As God is my witness, I thought Cows Could Fly!”
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All this time, I thought the pigs were supposed to fly.
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Nope - in fact it caused quite a flap when someone tried it!
"Birdie, birdie, in the sky
Why’d you do that in my eye
I don’t weep, I don’t cry,
I’m just glad that cows don’t fl - uh, WHAT??? :eek: :eek: :eek: "
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Interrup…
S M A S H !
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Hah - great minds think alike!!
How can we be sure he wasn’t pushed? paranoid eye-shifting