Finish the lyrics to "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel

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My SO was jamming to Billy Joel’s greatest hits the other day, and I was reminded of this great song.

What’s always bothered me about that riff, though, is that it ends in the 1980s; it’s an unfinished song. What are the next verses?

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Here’s my verse for the 90’s…

George Michael with his hand
Garth Brooks video banned
SSG Schwartz

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Monica with a nasty stain
Oklahoma City’s pain

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Eddie Veder Kurt Cobain,

Oklahoma City’s Pain

It takes a village, Columbine

Internet goes online

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From the year of my birth, 1987

Simpson’s Family in 2D
Jesse Jackson in DC

Zelda wasn’t just a game.
Prozac starts to numb our pain.

Mr. Dwyer Lost it All
Reagan’s Bringing Down the Wall

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Christie dumped my stupid butt
This song proved I’m in a rut

Crashed my car into a house
Shitty lyrics from a souse

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George H. Bush starts Contra-gate
Saddam tries to assassinate

Bin Laden takes the Towers down
Moore points to the Saudi Crown

Dubya vows to pay him back
Sends the troops into Iraq

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IMHO, TMI, when come back, bring back pie
chick tracts, mod hats, Gaudere’s Law

winter of our missed content, cows on the minivan
guests come, troll threads, sock puppet, train wrecks

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There was actually an attempt at this a couple of years ago on these very boards. My entry and the We Didn’t Go to Harvard parody link.

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I’m sorry, you must have mistaken this thread for a toilet.

Bathroom’s down the hall.