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Old 11-01-2000, 08:55 AM
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Meatloaf won't do **WHAT** for love ?!?!?!?!?
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Old 11-01-2000, 09:00 AM
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Meatloaf won't do **WHAT** for love ?!?!?!?!?
You know, that.
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Old 11-01-2000, 09:03 AM
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At the end of the song, the female singer (?Bonnie Tyler?) says:
Quote:
I know the territory; I've been around...
Sooner or later you'll be sleeping around
To which Meat Loaf answers:
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No, I won't do that.
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Old 11-01-2000, 09:07 AM
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Meatloaf won't do **WHAT** for love ?!?!?!?!?
Dear Gawd. Well, now I don't feel like such a boob for having that mp3 on my HD, anyways, I guess. :-)

All is made clear in the final verse of the song with the lines:

Quote:
Girl
After a while you'll forget everything
It was a brief interlude
And a midsummer night's fling
And you'll see that it's time to move on

Boy
I won't do that
I won't do that

Girl
I know the territory-I've been around
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down
Sooner or later you'll be screwing around

Boy
I won't do that
I won't do that
Aah, Jim Steinman!

mm
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Old 11-01-2000, 09:07 AM
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But then why does he say, "I will do anything for love...."? Sleeping around isn't "for love", is it?

I agree with friedo. It's cunnilingus.
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Old 11-01-2000, 09:39 AM
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Or get married without a pre-nup.
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Old 11-01-2000, 09:50 AM
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Being that no two people here define 'love' the same way, I can't say as there would be an answer :-)
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Old 11-01-2000, 09:50 AM
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Sleeping around isn't "for love", is it?
sure, it is called looking for love.
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Old 11-01-2000, 10:10 AM
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jdimbert is gonna be so proud of me.

I saw Mr. Loaf on MTV's Storytellers series. Happens to be an excellent show. They do a lot of crap on that network, but this is a seriously good series.

Anyway, Meatloaf answered a lot of questions from the crowd, and MadHatter's was among them. He said that he hates getting this question because he thought it was so simple when he recorded the song. He actually brought out a chalkboard to explain it.

And you know what? It is simple!

At the end of each verse, ML says something, then, during the chorus, he says, "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that." The "that" refers back to whatever she asked him to do in the last verse! To wit (Lyrics source):
[quote]
I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)
And I would do anything for love
I'd run right into hell and back
I would do anything for love
I'll never lie to you, and that's a fact

But I'll never forget the way you feel right now-
Oh no - no way
Chorus:

I would do anything for love
But I won't do that [Lie to you]
No I won't do that

[...]

Chorus:

That I would do anything for love
And I'll be there until the final act
I would do anything for love
And I'll take a vow and seal a pact-


But I'll never forgive myself if we don't go all the way-
Tonight-

I would do anything for love!
I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
But I won't do that [Not go all the way tonight]
I won't do that...

[...]

Chorus:

That I would do anything for love
And you know it's true and that's a fact
I would do anything for love
And there'll never be no turning back

[...]

I would do anything for love
But I won't do that [Turn back]
No-No
No I won't do that

[...]

Girl:
After a while you'll forget everything
It was a brief interlude
And a midsummer night's fling
And you'll see that it's time to move on

Boy:
I won't do that
I won't do that [See it now?]

Girl

I know the territory-I've been around
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down
Sooner or later you'll be screwing around

Boy

I won't do that [Screw around]
[...]
End
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Old 11-01-2000, 10:54 AM
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So does anyone know if it is Bonnie Tyler who sings the female parts on this song and Paradise by the Dashboard Lights (I gotta know right now...will you love me 'til the end of time)?

And does Meat Loaf reciprocte on Total Eclipse of the Heart? (Turn around bright eyes)

Thanks!
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Old 11-01-2000, 12:27 PM
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According to Pop-Up Video, the woman is anonymous. Supposedly the credits on the CD just list her as "Big Voice" or something like that.. I don't own it do verify this. The same episode mentioned that the "I won't do that" was never identified by Mr. Loaf as to what "That" was.

An interesting note, the model in the video that plays the woman (a gorgeous woman at that) most definetly isn't the singer in the song. She however recieved several singing contract offers based on the video alone. She has never sung anything before, but is quite good at lip-synching.

Eric
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Old 11-01-2000, 12:40 PM
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Ellen Foley sang on the album. Karen DeVito sang on tour.

http://www.home.gil.com.au/~ptybisla/efbiog.html
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Old 11-01-2000, 12:54 PM
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Did you say Danny DeVito is on tour with Meat Loaf!!! Wow!!!

Oh, never mind
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Old 11-01-2000, 01:44 PM
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It was Ellen Foley on "Bat Out of Hell." It's in the liner notes. For those of you who don't know who she is, see the first defense attorney on "Night Court"--the kinda pinched-faced chick with the short blonde hair. Same one. That's her. "Will you love me forever?" "No, but there'll be less of you than there were female foils for Bull."
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Old 11-01-2000, 01:58 PM
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Ellen Foley sang on the album. Karen DeVito sang on tour.

http://www.home.gil.com.au/~ptybisla/efbiog.html
Uh, that's Karla DeVito, wife of Robby Benson. (Yes, that Robby Benson.)
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Old 11-01-2000, 02:11 PM
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Do WHAT?!?!

and while we're on the subject...
What exactly DO the Beatles want to do "in the road"???
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Old 11-01-2000, 04:28 PM
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Uh, that's Karla DeVito, wife of Robby Benson. (Yes, that Robby Benson.) [/b]
Uh, yes, you're right. My mistake.
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Old 11-01-2000, 04:53 PM
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Do WHAT?!?!

and while we're on the subject...
What exactly DO the Beatles want to do "in the road"???
Make cookies
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Old 11-01-2000, 11:14 PM
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Granted that the things that Meatloaf won't do are as specified in sdimbert's post, it's still confusing why the song says, "But I won't do that." He should logically be saying "so", not "but." In each verse, Meatloaf says "I would do anything for love," and then he states something that he won't do. But in each case not doing this shows that he does love her. Saying "*but* I won't do that" makes it sound like not doing it would show that he doesn't love her. Not lying to her, desiring to go all the way, not turning back, not wanting to move on, and not screwing around are all signs that he loves her. It's the word "but" in there that makes the song confusing.
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Old 11-01-2000, 11:30 PM
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I thought the song was about a vampire refusing to "turn" his mortal lover.

All of the things she asks him to do are supposed to be euphemisms for her eventual alteration into a "creature of the night".
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Old 11-02-2000, 07:59 AM
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The song is much better if you don't try to explain it. It doesn't matter what he's referring to -- use your imagination.
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Old 11-02-2000, 09:55 AM
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MadHatter, you utter bastard.

Many years ago, I worked in a Pizza Hut. There was a jukebox there, and EVERYONE who came in decided it would be funny to play Meatloaf in general, and that song in specific. I heard it maybe thirty times a day.

Just this morning, I got up, and FINALLY, that song wasn't running through my head anymore, after SEVEN YEARS.

And you put it back.

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There was that DAMN Meriah Carry song, too . . .
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Old 11-02-2000, 11:06 AM
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The answer is so obvious. He explained it in Spice World (my ex-girlfriend made me watch it, so SHUT UP!!).

The toilet in the Spice Girls' tour bus broke and clogged up, so they had to go in the woods. The manager told the driver (played by Meat Loaf) to fix the toilet. He answered "I love those girls, and I would do anything for them. But I won't do that!"

So the answer, obviously, is that he would do anything for love, but he won't unclog a portable toilet. Q.E.D.
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Old 11-03-2000, 05:54 AM
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RealityChuck writes:

> The song is much better if you don't try to explain it.
> It doesn't matter what he's referring to -- use your
> imagination.

But doesn't this contradict all the discussion in the thread "The Most Misunderstood Book/Movie/Song Ever" at the following URL?

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...threadid=28662

This should lead to a whole new GD thread, "Should We Care about the Author's Intent?".
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Old 11-03-2000, 08:28 AM
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Wendall, I'm with Reality Chuck on this one. It's better to use your own imagery, rather than second-guess the artist.


I met ML three years ago, while he was on set in Montana. He's a pretty nice guy actually. He sang that song at the crew party, along with others and then did a duet with Dennis Quade.
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Old 11-03-2000, 10:05 PM
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aenea,

But you haven't answered the question I was really asking. If you believe that we shouldn't try to understand what an author (of a book, song, or movie) means, doesn't that mean that the entire thread The Most Misunderstood Book/Movie/Song Ever" is misguided. Is that what you're asserting? If so, why don't you go over to that thread and tell those people how mistaken they are?
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Old 11-04-2000, 03:09 AM
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My memory seems to be clogged with really random stuff lately.

I remember this song came out about the same time as "Wayne's World." MTV had a Wayne's World Special where Wayne and Garth dissected current music videos.

This topic came up and Wayne said, "He won't do what? Dress up like little Bo Peep and be ridden like a little wet pony?" or something of that nature.


Hmmmm.... that's all I have to say.
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Old 11-04-2000, 08:22 AM
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aenea,

But you haven't answered the question I was really asking. If you believe that we shouldn't try to understand what an author (of a book, song, or movie) means, doesn't that mean that the entire thread The Most Misunderstood Book/Movie/Song Ever" is misguided. Is that what you're asserting? If so, why don't you go over to that thread and tell those people how mistaken they are?
Wendell,

I was actually thinking of music when I made that statement. When an author write a story/book/essay/whatever, they are usually a bit more clear as to their intent than musical lyrics can be.

As far as heading over to that thread, it is not my habit to run around telling people how mistaken I think they are. In that particular thread, I also don't think many of them are wrong.

Are you trying to start something, or is that (telling people how mistaken they are) just something you would do?
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Old 11-04-2000, 02:19 PM
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aenea wrote:

> Are you trying to start something, or is that (telling
> people how mistaken they are) just something you would
> do?

Yes, in some sense, that is what I want to do. I don't like the idea that people with radically different ideas should never talk with each other. I especially don't like it on the SDMB, where we sometimes get two threads right next to each with points that seem to completely contradict each other. What's the point of spending all your time with people who never disagree with you?

Furthermore, the whole spirit of the Straight Dope is telling people that they are mistaken (yes, as politely as possible, but you do have to tell them). It's also about discovering that you have been mistaken yourself. You can't learn new things unless you sometimes discover that your old ideas are incorrect.

You're probably going to say now, "Do you like to start fights?". Hey, a discussion is not a fight. It's an attempt to find some deeper truth by looking at some ideas that seem to contradict each other. I think that anybody who never even tries to understand other ideas than the ones he already has is essentially a relativist. He is saying that it doesn't matter that someone else has ideas that are radically different than his, since it's all just a matter of opinion and there's no way of resolving it.

These two ideas, that a) It's possible to completely misunderstand an author's intent and b) The only really important thing is that you choose your own interpretation of a work, seem to contradict each other. Perhaps there's a deeper sense in which it's possible to reconcile the two ideas. You'll never find that out until people with these two opinions talk to each other and try to resolve their differences.
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Old 11-04-2000, 03:08 PM
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You'll never find that out until people with these two opinions talk to each other and try to resolve their differences
True statement. Also a far cry from "run over to such and such thread and tell them that they are all wrong."
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Old 11-04-2000, 03:29 PM
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Mental torment ended here...

This can only be answered by somebody in the same position.

Ahh, my secret *crush*.

I always think about her and it kills me that I can never explain my feelings for her. Recently, I got to spend alot of time with her. We spoke about a lot of things, but I could not get myself to tell her how I feel about her (I wish I could get over this), because, she is happy where she is. She has been seeing this guy for some time now and the wheels are turning and the fire is burning and I would do anything for her, but I would not take that away from either of them because I would hate somebody to do it to me.

I miss her terribly and one day, I will tell her.
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Old 11-04-2000, 05:23 PM
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I feel for you, Gund.

Man, that's heartbreaking, Gund. Mostly heartbreaking, 'cause I've found myself in the same position, hence I can relate.

I've been thinking about this a lot lately and I think what it comes down to is this: Is it better to do what's honest or what's appropriate when it comes to your feelings?

There should be a rule against relitivist arguments if you ask me. No fair says I!

Uh.... Is this still the Meatloaf thread?
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