Rise of the Machines: Anal Probing Robot

The i-Snake, soon to be killing you at a hospital near you.

Sounds good, right? Wait.

Anal probes!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Sounds sorta like a colonoscopy machine with a knife. Those innard snakes have been around for decades.

If you are squeamish about the idea of anal probes, do NOT Google for [sex machine] or similar terms. Human ingenuity appears to know no bounds in the service of fetish satisfaction.

“Call Roto-rooter…that’s the name…and away go troubles, down the drain.” :eek:

According to the interview I heard on the Beeb with one of the developers, the thing will be able to crawl around your insides on autopilot! :eek:

One of the new endoscopic tricks is to get large organs out through small holes. For kidney donation, they can remove a whole kidney via a slightly enlarged endoscopy portal.

Organs being removed for non-transplant purposes are bagged up while still inside and mascerated so that the contents can be sucked out via a standard portal.

Si

I prefer to keep my iPod accessories on the outside of my body.

:eek: indeed, I have enough trouble as it is telling Windows to shut down a malfunctioning application on my notebook computer…