Sorry, silenus, but it does, in fact, totally depend on a number of factors, including what and how much you eat. Even with carbohydrates, which break down pretty simply, the glycemic index gives only a rough approximation as to how readily a product is digested, and doesn’t account for individual metabolic responses. With more digestively complex fats and proteins it is even more difficult to evalute efficiency; some fats and most proteins don’t generally provide energy at all, but are used as construction materials.
You can’t just measure the calorie intake versus what is excreted, either, because excrement has a significant caloric content, but not in a form that we will digest, and much of it is waste (like dead blood cells and GI bacteria) rather than undigested matter. We can say that the high protein level of the average American diet is far more than the body can effectively use unless the body in question is in a muscle weight training program. Vegetables vary in digestability, from simple starches like potatoes and most fruits, to domestic pulses and grains that break down fairly easily once hulls are removed or processed, to roughage-intensive plants and hard cereals like maize that are mostly indigestable. In addition, some dietary chemicals can enhance or inhibit absorption of cholesterals and other lipids, and the rate of absoption is also regualated by intestinal enzymes and bacteria in the large intestine that break down otherwise undigestable polysaccarides (large complex carbohydrate chains), and the amount of these enzymes and bacteria is dependent upon diet and overall health of the subject.
Here is a study from the Journal of Lipid Research (never heard of it before so I can’t vouch for its credibility) which indicates an average of 41% absoprtion of cholesterols in the experiment baseline but demonstrates a significant decrease in absoption when large amounts of cholesterol are added. So you can see that there is nothing intuitive about digestion, at least from a qualitative standpoint.
Regarding the hypothetical cheeseburger, I’m going to guessimate that you’ll digest:
[ul][li]virtually all of the bun (assuming it to be made of processed white flour) except for sesame seeds,[/li][li]most of the carbohydrates and lipids in condiments,[/li][li]a large portion of the cheese (if you’re not lactose intolerant),[/li][li]a majority portion of the bacon and beef fat,[/li][li]a fair portion of tomato,[/li][li]only a moderate amount of the bacon and beef protein,[/li][li]a marginal amount of onion (though you’ll absorb all the water which makes up most of its bulk), and[/li][li]vitually none of the lettace, except for absorbing the water.[/ul][/li]
Sorry for the lack of a simple answer, but once you start digging into the GI system–figuratively speaking, of course–you realize how incredibly complex it actually is. (This is unsurprising to gastroenterologists, who recognize that the neurological complexity of the lower GI tract is second only to that of the brain.) Here is an overview on the human digestive system.
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