And there are more of them than you might think.
I went to a ‘mom-n-pop’ restaurant tonight and there was a church group meeting going on in a private dining room within earshot. The guest speaker was expounding on how 25 years ago, shortly after Roe v. Wade, she was unwed and pregnant due to her sinful lifestyle and became pregnant, and because it was legal and easy to do so she had an abortion. Through mawkish tears: “Not a day… has gone by… in those 25 years… that I haven’t… thought… what… my… ba…by…wo…u…ld…have…looked…like…and when people ask… how many… children do you have… I always want… to say… four… because there’s the three I have… and the fourth I should have had!” She went onto say how if she had it to do over again she would have either given the child up for adoption or else found a way to raise it herself, because “nothing’s worth… the wondering…”.
I won’t say I wasn’t sympathetic, but I will say that the fact they outnumbered me about 30:1 and the fact the biscuits are excellent there are the two things that kept me from hurling jars of pepper sauce, the biscuits, and a stream of invective beginning with “but my dear…” and ending with “…if it had grown up to be a crack smoking poodle raping menace you miserable mawking cunt! Miss, can I have some more biscuits please? And another pepper sauce— no, not the plastic bottle, the big glass home made one.”
There was a woman on religious programming when I was switching channels earlier this week- different woman, but same basic story. Two years ago there was a “been to cryin’ for unborn children who might have made me complete [but more likely would have ended up suffocating in the back seat when I stopped to get a rad 'too]” editorial in the U of AL student paper- again, same story. (At the end of that one there was a climb on of “how brave and wonderful you are” comments, to which I added [under a pseudonym since faculty was asked not to make inflammatory comments]
Of course I was called callous and cynical (maybe not in those words), but if so I stand guilty. These women just fucking disgust me.
Now don’t get me wrong: I 100% completely and totally understand and don’t judge people who have strong ethical disagreements with abortion. To me abortion is a moral and ethical gray area. I do not believe that a first trimester fetus is the parasitic clump of cells that fanatics on one side would decree and I don’t believe that it’s a baby as others would decree but rather I see it as a Shrodinger’s Cat type thing (i.e. something in a box that is and isn’t a living thing, or a mixture of vital duality and pussy, either one works). Any woman who has ever suffered a miscarriage during a wanted pregnancy can assure you that it’s not the same as regular nausea and any woman who’s ever given birth to a stillborn child can assure you that it’s not the same as disposing of a zygote in a petrie dish, there’s a big fucking gray area that proceedeth from all white to all black somewhere in there.
However, whether or not abortion should be legal is about as black and white an area as I have in my ethics- YES! NO OTHER ANSWER IS CORRECT! IT SHOULD BE LEGAL! Ultimately, if you don’t want to have an abortion then don’t fucking have an abortion- seems pretty damned simple. I have contempt for the people, especially the upper middle class women who constitute such a large percentage, who picket abortion clinics intimidating would be clients- and while anecdotal I have it on exceptionally good authority (a former abortionist who was later murdered- unfortunate name of Dr. Gunn incidentally) that he had seen more than one of the women who picketed a clinic he was affiliated with in one city show up for services in another city, always the victim of a hyperfertile black rapist it would seem (why it mattered that said hyperfertile rapist was black I’m not sure, but apparently that kid’s soul is the exception).
I even have sympathy for women who abort and later have depression over having done so, I really do. I can understand that- they have killed what would have, if left alone, probably developed into a healthy baby. Totally understandable that it bothers them, though personally I don’t think they should “beat themselves up over it” forever because they were probably right: they couldn’t have handled having a baby at the time. But women like the one in the restaurant tonight, the girl in Tuscaloosa, and the one on the Fundie show I have no sympathy and the utmost contempt for-
“Oh yeah, when it was me, I sucked that thing out like it was a lima bean caught in my ass hairs, but you know what? If I had it to do over again I’d have given birth, because it’s far better to bring an unwanted child into the world than to have ended a potential life while it had no brain waves, personality, or ability to feel pain… good biscuits these”* with the subtext “but you shouldn’t”. I want to say to all of these women “Then fine— if you feel that way, then go up to that single mother contemplating the procedure now and tell her 'I will give you $100 per week from my paycheck and I will babysit twice a week or else pay for a babysitter twice per week for your child”, because that’s a hell of a lot cheaper and a hell of a lot less time than it would cost you if you’d actually had the kid you say you regret not having and it will help her out tremendously, maybe even help her decide to do what you think is right. If you’re not willing to do that, then shut the fuck up, and if you can’t afford to do that, then shut the fuck up again, because if you can’t afford to do that then you couldn’t have afforded to have that kid and you’d be miserable and the kid would be miserable. As it is the kid is nothing at all- it never developed sentience, it is a potential that was terminated."
I’m not particularly eloquent or clear, but I just can’t stand the hypocrisy of these women, and I hate just as much the amount of sympathy people give them. Suppose that instead of having an abortion she had had the kid, but then smothered him at birth and disposed of the body- would you people still applaud her and wipe tears away and tell her she’s brave? Hell No, you’d call the cops and call for her blood, and right you should, because regardless of what you say YOU DON’T THINK THAT EMBRYO WAS THE SAME AS A BABY ANY MORE THAN SHE DID AT THE TIME!
Anyway, the point is that I had some really good biscuits tonight. They weren’t the fluffy kind but sort of flat and real buttery, very much the old fashioned kind that the really old women from my childhood cut with the mouth of a glass and let rise just a little. Oh, and abortion hypocrites are bitches and bastards in some order.
*A particularly galling thing from the Anti Abortion camp (I like that term much more than Pro Life) is the emotional manipulation and flat-out lies that some pass on. One group near where I live that also has offices in Atlanta and other major cities “counsels” women considering the procedure, claiming to not resort to any pressure. Among other things they tell the women that first trimester fetuses can feel pain (I don’t believe any respected scientist agrees with this) and that fetuses have fully formed brains before the end of the first month (a child born in the FIFTH MONTH of pregnancy [by which time even I think abortion should be illegal except in special circumstances] doesn’t have a fully formed brain if I’m not mistaken). At the same ‘counseling centers’ they give the pregnant girl a gift on the way out: a pair of booties. Absolutely true.