I missed yesterday - flu.
Today the headache and body aches are done, and my fever is down… but I am all sneezy and coughy and phlegmy - yuck.
I was really fucking sick yesterday.
I have most of my voice back too.
I have 15 minutes to decide.
What should I do?
Stay home one more day, don’t take the chance of giving it to someone else.
Hey!! Want to go shopping instead?! 
The person who sits in a cube near me sounds like she’s in the same condition you are. I wish she would’ve stayed home.
honk
sniffle
ah-choo!
repeat
I think you should stay home unless you really dislike your co-workers.
I hope I am not too late!
Stay home. You will probably feel all better faster if you stay home one more day and rest. If you go to work you might have a harder time getting completely better.
Rest one more day. Your body will thank you.