Who in this day and age hasn’t heard the dangers of driving while talking on a cell phone? C’mon, even if you blow it off, you’ve heard of it. Sure, it’s not as bad as texting or putting on make up, but it takes a hand away while distracting you.
Now, I know some folks get the rare call while they are driving. So I can understand while they haven’t gotten or aren’t wearing their ear piece. But a professional driver is going to be driving around a lot, they should definately have invested in such a device to do the best to minimize the dangers of cell phones while driving. But not you. No, even though you’ve been to specialized schooling to drive your vehicle. Heck, you’re an ambassador of your company, promoting their product. The least you could do is show some professionalism, there’s a waiting list for your job after all.
How could I know this? Who would be looking at you in traffic? Most everybody, you’re driving the fucking Weinermobile! They should send you back to Hot Dog High and retake the Hotdogger Oath.
Well now I’m jealous. They say that driving while talking on a cell is as dangerous as driving drunk, and I’ve always kinda wanted to drive the weinermobile dead drunk.
Best evidence seems to indicate that the problem arose from the difficulty of keeping a 27-foot, 7,000-pound wiener from skidding on slippery, snow-covered roads, not from cell phone usage (nothing to suggest they were using cell phones).
Two things, first off you are a bit late to the party
Secondly in among all of those tube steak puns I don’t see any claim that the driver was on the cell phone.
