Okay, I know this is kind of a crazy question, but it’s the only hypothesis I could come up with that fits. We’re trying to fix up a retail space my boyfriend rented for his business, and the place was evidently rented for decades by absolutely crazy people. The building is from the 50’s, and was occupied since I can remember by a sewing machine store. In other words, I assume it was owned by old Southern ladies.
So we get in there and we find wacky-ass wiring, and ugly wallpaper, and bathrooms that you’d really have to see to believe, and storerooms that to me look exactly like where they take you to torture you before they disappear you. And we find… razor blades. There’s one that’s nailed very precisely to a framing member - right in the middle, through the middle hole, precisely centered. There are numbers pencilled in on the walls everywhere, so I don’t know if this is significant, but right over that razor blade there’s 7-78 (maybe August of 1978?).
We also find razor blades, like, everywhere else (but not nailed down.) I’m not talking about the insides of walls, like I’ve heard some people finding which means there was a “razor blade drop” in the wall where you just dispose of your blades by chucking them into the wall. These aren’t closed in walls. There are just, like, secret razor blades. On girders and stuff.
So everybody is coming up with theories about Gladys and Ethel and their husbands, the self-styled electricians. But the only one that makes even remote sense is mine, which is that it’s some sort of women-magic. (Hell, my dad honestly, in the back of his head, believes that if you dig a hole in the wrong phase of the moon you either get too little or too much dirt.) Can anybody offer an explanation, thatwise or other?