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[jjjfishe]

Please take a flower.... @---->---- ...and enjoy.
I have green, orange, blue, and yellow



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...and a very rare and beautiful putz rose... :wally----->--->--

[screech-owl]

Got any ----->------>--- in the stock room?

Roommate just walked out of my life and I think that would be the most appropriate one now. Or can you make a mixed-up bouquet? That's probably more appropriate, one for every emotion I feel right now - though I'm not sure how the happy orthodox Jewish guy would fit in.

[MadHatter]

Sure I'll take one. Why not, eh?

(Some people have too much time on their hands)

[Edited by MadHatter on 11-13-2000 at 09:48 AM]

[CnoteChris]

[Edited by MadHatter on 11-13-2000 at 09:48 AM]

Uh oh. I feel another thread brewing up here!

[UncleBeer]

Moderator's Notes:Well, that's obviously faked, Madhatter. Your post was edited prior to it's initial submission? Good fuckin' trick.

Now, don't ever do that again or I'll really come down hard on ya. Got it? Good.

[hypergirl]

Originally posted by jjjfishe

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Why thank you, you shouldn't have.

[vandal]

You're just too kind, jjjfishe.

[tiggeril]

Originally posted by jjjfishe
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Don't mind if I do... many thanks.

[iampunha]

Per UncleBeer's comments . . .

In addition, mods these days usually make some note of what they're deleting, and the "edited by" bit isn't in bold.

:wally:

[nashiitashii]

I'll take one of --->-->----, thank you.
How sweet.

[Zenster]

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[Welfy]

Can I have a surprised one? I'm confused about MadHatter now. Did he get banned just because he pretended he was making moderation notes?

[jjjfishe]

--->-->----- this is for you Welfy

Unclebeer...I think you need one too. Here you go. --->-->---


WOW Zenster...I'm impressed.

screech-owl...I'm sorry about your roommate. I don't carry any unhappy flowers because they are just too depressing. Besides, you need to cheer up....things can only get better. Take two!
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[screech-owl]

Thanks.
You are so sweet.
:sniff:

[Green Bean]

Dang, Zenster! That's good!

I'd like this one, please:

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And thank you very much.

[mnemosyne]

so sweet...

[all shy...]can I have one too?

[DRY]

"How will she love, when the rich golden shaft
Hath kill'd the flock of all affections else
That live in her; when liver, brain and heart,
These sovereign thrones, are all supplied, and fill'd
Her sweet perfections with one self king!
Away before me to sweet beds of flowers:
Love-thoughts lie rich when canopied with bowers."
--Twelfth Night, Act 1, Scene i

[jjjfishe]

Here mnemosyne.... ---->-->--- make sure you give it water and sunlight!


DRY.... (sigh) that was lovely... these are for you
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[Lnix]

That sound you hear is Chief Scott choking on his Post Toasties

[UncleBeer]

As much as I despise smilies, I really hate to muck up a nice thread like this talking about jerks, but, no Welfy, Madhatter was banned for refusal to follow the rules of this board and continuous sniping in inappropriate forums about the actions of the moderators. We're also banning his latest incarnation of this morning, Inhuman Tacky Toad, which is an anagram for manhattan is a dick. Please don't worry about it.

I apologize for the intrusion; back to your regularly scheduled sweetness and light. Thank you.

[scratch1300]

Originally posted by UncleBeer
We're also banning his latest incarnation of this morning, Inhuman Tacky Toad, which is an anagram for manhattan is a dick.

Surely you mean, manhattan you dick.

I mean, that's what Hatter thinks -- not my opinion.

[UncleBeer]

Umm, yes. Thank you for the correction.

[jjjfishe]

Originally posted by UncleBeer
As much as I despise smilies, I really hate to muck up a nice thread like this talking about jerks...

You despise smiles UncleBeer? I'll take back the flower I gave you earlier then. Ummm....maybe you would like one of these better...

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it's a Venus Fly Trap

[Strainger]

jjjfishe, you could always give him a "cold-prickly," which is a seed from the sweet gum tree. A cold-prickly looks like this: *
(Yeah, I know it ain't much, but that's what they look like.)

[screech-owl]

Originally posted by jjjfishe
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it's a Venus Fly Trap

hehe! Thank you for making me smile.

[mnemosyne]

thank you jjjfishe...I'll take good care of it! and a couple for you in return!

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[DRY]

Originally posted by jjjfishe
DRY.... (sigh) that was lovely... these are for you

I, your humble swain and most undeserving admirer, am not worthy of such beauty and sweetness. But let me find a worthy owner of such rare beauty. By that, I mean, of course, the incomparable jjjfishe!

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"For you there's rosemary and rue; these keep Seeming and savour all the winter long: Grace and remembrance be to you both"

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"Not yet on summer's death, nor on the birth Of trembling winter, the fairest flowers o' the season Are our carnations and streak'd gillyvors"

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"Here's flowers for you; Hot lavender, mints, savoury, marjoram; The marigold, that goes to bed wi' the sun
And with him rises weeping"

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"Daffodils, That come before the swallow dares, and take The winds of March with beauty"

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"Violets dim, But sweeter than the lids of Juno's eyes
Or Cytherea's breath"

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Pale primroses That die unmarried, ere they can behold
Bight Phoebus in his strength"

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"Bold oxlips and The crown imperial; lilies of all kinds,
The flower-de-luce being one!"

All quotes from The Winter's Tale, Act 4, Scene iv. Shakespeare must truly have been thinking of the lovely jjjfishe when he wrote such a scene.

[jjjfishe]

DRY... you've done it again.... I'm speechless

[annalamerino]

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That's quite a bouquet, Zenster! Stay up all night to work on it?

[DRY]

Originally posted by jjjfishe
DRY... you've done it again.... I'm speechless

A few more for you:

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"Thou shalt not lack
The flower that's like thy face,
pale primrose,
nor The azured harebell,
like thy veins,
no, nor The leaf of eglantine,
whom not to slander,
Out-sweeten'd not thy breath"
--Cymbeline, Act 4, Scene ii