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Old 04-20-2008, 11:20 AM
Sal Ammoniac Sal Ammoniac is offline
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What's your Dope license plate?

So let's pretend you're going to get yourself a vanity plate. Of course the only reason you want to do so is to announce to the initiated that you're a member of this here elite assemblage of minds. And you're obviously not going to let down the side with anything so trite as "SDMB" or "SDMBER" or "CECIL." So what's it going to be?

Mine is "-GRY".
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Old 04-20-2008, 11:40 AM
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I think "doper" on a license plate might attract some unwanted attention.

Probably best to go with something more like "20 MINS"
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Old 04-20-2008, 11:45 AM
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H1 0PAL




(drat you auto lowercaser)

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Old 04-20-2008, 11:55 AM
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"SQUIDME" seems like a good one, since I haven't been here for very long in comparison to the majority of you.
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Old 04-20-2008, 12:07 PM
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My username.
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Old 04-20-2008, 12:09 PM
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C1te
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Old 04-20-2008, 12:18 PM
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My username.
I thought of that, but Lobsang has too many other associations.
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Old 04-20-2008, 12:45 PM
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How about BRNGP13
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Old 04-20-2008, 12:51 PM
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I don't know how many letters you are allowed but here are my choices

1oftemng

20dethra

1s420min
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Old 04-20-2008, 12:58 PM
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I have a specialty plate (NC Firfighter/Rescue Squad), and it allows only 4 letters. I have VBOB.

I've only been asked once about it by a non-Doper, who thought the V was for 'Volunteer'.
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Old 04-20-2008, 12:59 PM
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I PIT U

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Old 04-20-2008, 01:02 PM
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I think I'd want 14KG FPD.
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Old 04-20-2008, 01:50 PM
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Stupid cap feature thingy: IGNRNCE, UNCACEC, IPITU

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Old 04-20-2008, 02:06 PM
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Old 04-20-2008, 05:21 PM
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SDMAF1A

IBRNUD0G

3 HI 0PAL

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Old 04-20-2008, 05:52 PM
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We have eight-character plates, so that gives more room for creativity.

INITI8ME
SQUID4U

SUNSPACE (I can fit my username on!)

CECILRLZ


And, just for the heck of it,
YBNORMAL
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Old 04-20-2008, 07:10 PM
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How about GOATZE?
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Old 04-20-2008, 07:16 PM
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TIMEDOUT

MOD HAT

LADLE

BANNED

52 SECS LEFT

I actually have thought of a SAMPIRO license plate (mainly because it's easy to remember) but Alabama only allows 6 letters on vanity tags.

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Old 04-20-2008, 10:38 PM
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My plate actually used to be "EJSGIRL" but I stopped using it when I started using that as my user name all over the Internet. It's probably still in a box somewhere..

It was a nickname that a friend gave me when I started dating EJ. It stuck (and so did he).
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Old 04-20-2008, 11:17 PM
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Misread
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Old 04-20-2008, 11:53 PM
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JAD-555

The fives because, well, it's a discordian thing, you wouldn't understand. The JAD because I think I've hit the goal I had when I finally stopped lurking and ponied up. Become Just Another Doper.
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Old 04-21-2008, 10:30 AM
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I finally figured how to put my username on one:

90 W8
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Old 04-21-2008, 12:00 PM
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Well, you could get one of these and if they let you use letters instead of numbers, it could say "IM BURNIN."
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Old 04-21-2008, 12:15 PM
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1920SDR

QUAKEKO

EDZOTI




upper case thing ...

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Old 04-21-2008, 12:26 PM
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20 Mins
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Where's the kaboom? After 500 posts, there should've been an Earth-shattering kaboom!
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Old 04-21-2008, 12:42 PM
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SQUTHREAD

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Old 04-21-2008, 12:43 PM
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P ENSUES

Which should be an interesting filter for people's reactons.
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Old 04-21-2008, 12:56 PM
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Old 04-21-2008, 01:21 PM
The Great Sun Jester The Great Sun Jester is offline
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Oh, of course:

MOIST
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Old 04-21-2008, 03:55 PM
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I already have mine. OMEGAMN
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Old 04-21-2008, 04:38 PM
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PVC GOAT

Grr, I forgot about the all caps thing.

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Old 04-21-2008, 05:48 PM
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(mundane pointless car I must drive)


WTF was I thinking??

24CLUB

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Old 04-21-2008, 06:53 PM
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Old 04-21-2008, 08:07 PM
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GTCHA-YA

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Old 04-21-2008, 08:16 PM
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I've seen one around here.(Modesto, Ca) JT (heart) SDMB
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Old 04-21-2008, 08:18 PM
HMS Irruncible HMS Irruncible is offline
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1ANAL
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Old 04-21-2008, 08:32 PM
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You know, WHAT EXIT would work well as a NJ License plate. I think I would go with that.
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Old 04-21-2008, 08:34 PM
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I've seen one around here.(Modesto, Ca) JT (heart) SDMB
REALLY?? I wonder who it is!

...or did you mean to imply that it was yours?
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Old 04-21-2008, 08:43 PM
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REALLY?? I wonder who it is!

...or did you mean to imply that it was yours?
Nope, not mine.
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Old 04-21-2008, 09:27 PM
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DNFTT

Attempt to get all caps in...
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Old 04-22-2008, 07:38 AM
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OGSMASH

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Old 04-22-2008, 10:08 AM
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Old 04-22-2008, 04:18 PM
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Old 04-22-2008, 04:30 PM
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CCLRLZ

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Old 04-22-2008, 05:12 PM
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1ANAL
I'm guessing that most states wouldn't allow that one, even if you explained what it really means.
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