CNN Headline Shirts?

So, I’m perusing CNN today, and I see a little t-shirt icon next to a headline. “Whats that?” I think. I click it, and I get a page offering me the exciting opportunity to buy a T-shirt with the headline emblazoned on it. Now, I generally don’t go in for printing on my shirts. I do have a few sweatshirts proclaiming my deluded devotion to the St. Louis Blues, but that’s about it. However, telling the world that I was particularly fascinated by CNN’s story “Boy charged with sharing nude cell pics” is intriguing.

Would you buy something like this?

Note that you can change the URL and have the shirt say anything you want…

Really? That didn’t seem to work for me. Can you post an example?

Unfortunately they recently added a hash parameter which makes that extremely difficult (Until someone figures out their secret string, anyway.)

A coworker of mine figured it out: http://alt228.kicks-ass.net/CnnPooch.htm

Nice!

If I wish for it hard enough, will it come true?

I’m sure this will make Rupert Murdoch happy.

CNN ascribes to a higher standard of journalism.

Heh heh. I like Larry Mudd’s shirt very much.

But seriously folks, don’t you think CNN’s little entrepreneurial endeavor is distasteful? Talk about breaching the line between journalism and commerce. Are their journalists now going to be instructed to file stories that make good t-shirts? Will the journalist whose stories garner the most t-shirt orders get the biggest raise? Yeesh.

I sure wish Sky News would offer T-shirts with this immortal caption: http://www.beyondsatire.us/files/bush-disaster.jpg