Can’t decide if this is Game Room or CS so I’ll leave it to the mods. I think the title is self explanatory I think, but if not you should get the idea from these.
“If living without you is, live I cannot.” (from YODA SINGS NILSSON)
“Assholes your parents were, were they? For baby, the shit you are.” (Yoda in a single’s bar.)
“To the yard all the boys your milkshake brings. Teach them you could, but charge you would have to.”
“To each other, excellent always be…Dude.”
Bill and Ted as quoted by Yoda.
“Texas Chainsaw Massacre, from me away my Baby took.”
Yoda quotes The Ramones
“All your base are belong to us.”
No, wait, that doesn’t work…
“The Force, doin it rong ur.”
Yoda’s LOLcats
“Kid, looking at you here is.”
Casablanca
Really changes the apparent meaning of the line.
“Abide, the Dude does.”
The Little Green Yodowski
“Turned to the Dark Side, have you been… Gave you seven children, I did. Downhearted have I been, ever since the day we met.”
How Green Can You Get?, Y.Y. King
“Inigo Montoya, I am. Killed my father, you did. Die, prepare to.”
The last bit doesn’t work quite so well.
Green eggs and ham, I like them not, Sam Iam
Yam, I, what yam, I.
Not the world’s most passionet man, am I. KNOW, what I am I do. Man I am. Lola, was too.
(I wonder if Yoda and Darth Vader sit around doing impressions of each other, or do they do Bob Dylan and John Wayne)
“Time, there is not. Trust me, you must… A hacksaw, get me!”
-Yoda Bauer
Yoda, Prince of Denmark
“Be to, or to be not to, to be… not…or to be… to… Renaissance English to hell with! To off myself or not I ask!”
A song, to us sing; the Piano Man you are!
Tonight, a song to us sing!
In the mood for a melody, we all are;
Sing it allright, you must!
“All you need, love is.”
“Like an animal, I want to fuck you.”
Laughing to the point of tears. I’ll never hear the song the same way again.
PS- you owe me a new keyboard. 
Scarlett O’Yoda: “Tomorrow, another day is.”
BWAAAAHAHAHAHA!
M-I-C . . . Real soon, see you will I . . . K-E-Y . . . Do, or do not – there is no Y.
Do, a man’s gotta what do, a man’s gotta.
My lady humps, lovely they are
An offer he could refuse not, I made.
Shit! It froze me out on edit! That should be: An offer refuse not he could, I made.
Yoda’s tribute to Charlton Heston: Get my gun, they will when from my dead hands, pried it will be.
Yoda Tufnel: Go to eleven these do.
Bud, rose
99 problems I have, but one a bitch is not.
I like this combination. Some more Yoda Hestonisms:
“My people, let go!”
“Your paws get off me, you damn dirty ape!”
“Maniacs! Blew it up, you did! Hell! To hell, damn you all!”
And back to The Big Lebowski one more time:
“MMM-MMMM, a toe you seek? A toe can I get you. Ways, there are, Dude. Want to know about them, you do not, believe me. […] Hell, a toe I can get you by 3 o’clock this afternoon.”