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Old 05-06-2008, 12:03 AM
Weirddave Weirddave is offline
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Come ye after me, and I will make you to become fishers of men.

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Old 05-06-2008, 12:09 AM
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Mark 1:17

Do I win something?
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Old 05-06-2008, 12:46 AM
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Come ye after me, and I will make you to become fishers of men.
That line always gave me the image of Jesus and the Apostles at the Last Supper, but there's guys hanging by hooks in their mouths from the ceiling. Jesus is gnawing on a roast thigh while the Apostles look at him with VERY dubious expressions.



And I don't click on unknown youtube links since that irritating rickrolling fad started.
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Old 05-06-2008, 08:13 AM
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Mark 1:17

Do I win something?
(the smiley in the OP is a link)
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Old 05-06-2008, 11:01 AM
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Well, all I can say is that if I ever "rickroll" someone, I'm using that video. Thanks for the laugh, Weirddave!
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Old 05-06-2008, 11:26 AM
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That wasn't funny. That was just pathetic.
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Old 05-06-2008, 11:28 AM
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I can't un-listen!!!
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Old 05-06-2008, 11:58 AM
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Ya know, if I didn't know better, I'd swear there was a developmentally disabled woman in the room yelling about an "Ass Jesus".



On Edit: Holy crap...scooped by a YouTube comment...

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Old 05-06-2008, 12:28 PM
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Well I can't access your link but I can't imagine what would make you want to disrespect Jesus.


Even after reading DT's post I'll stand by my statement. Fire at will, sir.

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Old 05-06-2008, 12:35 PM
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Well I can't access your link but I can't imagine what would make you want to disrespect Jesus.
It's not Jesus that he was disrespecting. It's a video of a very strange woman.
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Old 05-06-2008, 01:02 PM
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I like that, in the video itself, the title screen is:

"Ask Jesus to Come on Your Heart."

Now THAT's a money shot i'd like to see.
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Old 05-06-2008, 01:05 PM
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"Ask Jesus to Come on Your Heart."
"Ask Jesus to Come Sit on Your Heart," the title of the page, is no less confusing. I guess I should watch the thing later, but these comments are making me nervous.
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Old 05-06-2008, 02:01 PM
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It's not Jesus that he was disrespecting. It's a video of a very strange woman.
Thanks for the info. That Dave's not a bad guy, even if he is a little on the weird side.
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Old 05-06-2008, 02:29 PM
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Ya know, if I didn't know better, I'd swear there was a developmentally disabled woman in the room yelling about an "Ass Jesus".



On Edit: Holy crap...scooped by a YouTube comment...
Ass Jesus (possibly NSFW):
http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php
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Old 05-06-2008, 02:39 PM
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I'm Jesus and I'm here to tell ye...
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Old 05-06-2008, 06:30 PM
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The lady in the OP also wants to thank anomolous for exposing truth about science O'lodgey.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upDU-P45ts8&feature=user
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Old 05-06-2008, 07:27 PM
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That was painful...very painful. I'd ask Jesus to sit on her throat to get her to shut up.

Is this woman serious, or just parody? Nowadays, it's hard to tell.
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Old 05-06-2008, 07:39 PM
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Wildly divergent lifestyles

Linkeypoo (SFW)

I am a tolerant, generally socially liberal, 21st century man. Whatever consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is not weird, not crazy, not sick, it's their choice and their right.
I am a tolerant, generally socially liberal, 21st century man. Whatever consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is not weird, not crazy, not sick, it's their choice and their right.
I am a tolerant, generally socially liberal, 21st century man. Whatever consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is not weird, not crazy, not sick, it's their choice and their right.
I am a tolerant, generally socially liberal, 21st century man. Whatever consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is not weird, not crazy, not sick, it's their choice and their right.
I am a tolerant, generally socially liberal, 21st century man. Whatever consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is not weird, not crazy, not sick, it's their choice and their right.
I am a tolerant, generally socially liberal, 21st century man. Whatever consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is not weird, not crazy, not sick, it's their choice and their right.
I am a tolerant, generally socially liberal, 21st century man. Whatever consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is not weird, not crazy, not sick, it's their choice and their right.
I am a tolerant, generally socially liberal, 21st century man. Whatever consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is not weird, not crazy, not sick, it's their choice and their right.
I am a tolerant, generally socially liberal, 21st century man. Whatever consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is not weird, not crazy, not sick, it's their choice and their right.


Hmm, it's not working, I still think this guy's a Jobbernowl.
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Old 05-06-2008, 07:50 PM
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FAIL. That was supposed to be a new thread.
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Old 05-06-2008, 08:41 PM
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"Ask Jesus to Come Sit on Your Heart," the title of the page, is no less confusing.
Sit on my heart and tell me that you'll save me!
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Old 05-07-2008, 03:14 AM
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Linkeypoo (SFW)

*shnippetyshnip*



And we thought you were weird.
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