God accused of selling cocaine near Tampa church

[CalMeacham]

That's the headline:

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080623/D91FVRB80.html

Jun 23, 3:43 PM (ET)


TAMPA, Fla. (AP) - Police say a man named God was arrested near a Tampa church for selling cocaine. Authorities began investigating God Lucky Howard in April, and he was arrested on Saturday. Police say he sold the cocaine to undercover detectives in his neighborhood. When officers searched his home, they reported finding another 22 grams of cocaine and a scale.

[jk1245]

Even the big man upstairs is having a hard time making ends meet in this economy.

Manna from the heavens ain't free.

[tdn]

I have to wonder what his girlfriend yells out during sex.

[runner pat]

Originally Posted by tdn

I have to wonder what his girlfriend yells out during sex.

"Sweet Jesus!!!!"





I hear Hell is lovely this time of year.

[Hazle Weatherfield]

Originally Posted by runner pat

"Sweet Jesus!!!!"





I hear Hell is lovely this time of year.

Nah, that'd be too skeevy...your girlfriend yelling out your son's name during sex?

[TroubleAgain]

Yeah, I got a big ol' going at the fact that every news headline said "God Arrested for Drug Dealing" or something like that.


(Oh, and no chuckle about the fact that his middle name is Lucky? If he were lucky, wouldn't he be getting away with this?)

[Marley23]

This is what God is reduced to when you don't tithe.

Ironically, police said the man was not a slob, and never rode the bus trying to make his way home.

[ignis_glaciesque]

Well, you know what they say about Tampa: you're never more than a quarter-mile from a drug deal...

[Ale]

I´ve heard he used to peddle opium before.

[Ludovic]

Originally Posted by Ale

I´ve heard he used to peddle opium before.

....and the more refined opiate, Godsmack.

[Mighty_Girl]

Originally Posted by Ale

I´ve heard he used to peddle opium before.

You win!

[Khampelf]

Originally Posted by Hazle Weatherfield

Nah, that'd be too skeevy...your girlfriend yelling out your son's name during sex?

I've done worse. Last night, I was rubbing a lady's back, while sharing the good morning song I sing to my daughter.

"Good morning to you,
Good morning to you!
Good morning, dear Emma,
Good morning to you.

OK, get dressed and then come get breakfast, Daddy's out on the porch."


I thought a moment, then said. "Oh, dear. I guess you can tell your girlfriends that not only did he sing out someone elses name, but it was his daughter's!! !!!"