I actually found this in a recent issue of Slate. Truly the Internet is a wondrous thing:
It is a brave new world we live in.
Me and double dd’s I’ve had since I was twelve could probably power a small city.
I’d be worried that my energy-generating bra might attract bats.
One step closer to sex-powered turbines.
Would that be worse than what your bra attracts now? 
So what are we gonna call this newly tapped form of energy
We have:
Petrochemical Energy
Nuclear Energy
Wind and Solar power
Coal and Wood power
Electrical Energy
Obviously to be seriously studied (Sign me up as an amature scientist on this effort, please!), this new technology needs a good name:
Jiggletronics?
Boobergology?
I wait your tititualr responses!
FML
Swaying breast to generate energy. God bless the internet and this message board.
I dunno about breast powered electricy, Full Metal Lotus, but if Autolycus’ idea comes through it would certainly be called Lusty Fusion.
(Band name!)
I think the breasts should be left to swing naturally. Generate hydroelectric power from the streams of drool instead.
My mother’s bra was where she put our ear drops to heat them up to body temperature.
Now our bra’s are going to generate real electricity and someone thinks they will be used for ipods? No, it’s going to be like, " Mom, can you hook my DS up to your bra? I forgot to charge it before we came to the park."
[Adam Carolla] Instead of wind farms, we have women on trampolines! [Adam Carolla]
Bazongalectrics. The nanofiber generation could power built-in LEDs for night time jogging. The power from passive motion on the subway could be used to zap subway gropers. Actually, the more ample the wearer’s body parts are, the more expansive the generator suit could be. Nikki Blonski could power her own radio station.
If this was actually implemented, the U.S. unemployment rate would drop dramatically. Every guy would want a job as the engineer that has to go in and fix the wiring when things aren’t working properly.
I’m all for not leaving that power untapped!
[Nigel Tufnel]What’s wrong with being sexy?[/Nigel Tufnel]
Electitcity.
So long as it doesn’t confuse the salmon, I’m cool with it.
Surely there exists similar potential in harnessing the kinetic E of male genitalia, via the… joulestrap? Ad copy: “Whether you hang left or hang right, you can power a light…”
As for storing electricity generated from the distaff twin generators, you’d need… mammary batteries.
I just wanted to point out that the professor who advised the author on energy generation with breasts is named Professor Wang. There has to be a script for a porno in there somewhere.
Also, if this idea were put into practice, would it make breast implants “green”?
So, you have a woman generating electitcity, and you have a man generating cocklear energy. Together they cause a fusion reaction, resulting in sin-ergy which is more efficient than either one alone.