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Old 08-27-2008, 12:52 PM
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In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important, groups. The police who investigate crime, and the district attorney who . . .
...ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

"We the people, in order to form..."
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Old 08-27-2008, 01:36 PM
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...ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

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"...of a sea lion! (Jayna)" "Shape of.. an ice bucket! (Zann)" "Glbdgldglbdglb. (Gleek)"


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Old 08-27-2008, 02:08 PM
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"If you can fill the unforgiving minute/
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Old 08-27-2008, 03:02 PM
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Old 08-27-2008, 03:10 PM
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"upon which I shall build my church."

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Old 08-27-2008, 03:15 PM
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You got to, got to, got to TRYYYYYYYYYY a little tenderness!"

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Old 08-27-2008, 03:33 PM
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You got to, got to, got to TRYYYYYYYYYY a little tenderness!"

"Frankly my dear, I don't..."
..wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener.

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Old 08-27-2008, 03:39 PM
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"...Obla dee Obla da!"

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Old 08-27-2008, 03:42 PM
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"No, Luke. I am..."
...woman! Here me roar! I am STRONG! I am invincible! I AM WOMAN!"


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Old 08-27-2008, 04:16 PM
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Old 08-27-2008, 04:16 PM
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. . . your poor, your tire, you huddled masses?

"I have a dream that one day . . ."
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Old 08-27-2008, 04:44 PM
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<This thread reads like a TV surfer on crack!>

"...life is like a box of chocolates."

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Old 08-27-2008, 05:50 PM
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"...life is like a box of chocolates."

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...your battle-hardened resolve.

N-E-S-T-L-E-S. Nestle's makes the very best...
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Old 08-27-2008, 06:08 PM
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...your battle-hardened resolve.

N-E-S-T-L-E-S. Nestle's makes the very best...

"...anagram of NETLESS."


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Old 08-27-2008, 07:34 PM
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"...anagram of NETLESS."


"Water, water everywhere..."
not a single flushing toilet.

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Old 08-27-2008, 07:34 PM
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She ran calling Wildfire!

Louie, Louie . . .
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Old 08-27-2008, 08:57 PM
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...how come you taste so good?"

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Old 08-27-2008, 09:56 PM
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...how come you taste so good?"

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"...the importance of bondage between a mother and child."

"Once upon a midnight dreary, while I..."
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Old 08-27-2008, 11:37 PM
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Old 08-27-2008, 11:38 PM
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"...war and no one came."

"Senator, I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. And Senator, you're...."
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Old 08-28-2008, 12:54 AM
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"...war and no one came."

"Senator, I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. And Senator, you're...."


"...a guy what can't even spell potato."


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Old 08-28-2008, 01:07 AM
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"...vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly."

A fool and his money are...
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Old 08-28-2008, 07:16 AM
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"...the stuff dreams are made of."

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Old 08-28-2008, 07:22 AM
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"...the stuff dreams are made of."

"You know how to whistle, don't you?..."
"...See that referee over there? See that thing around his neck. Yank it off and then blow in the small end. Easy, huh?"

"Now, I know what you're thinking: did he fire six shots...or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, I've kind of lost track myself in all this excitement. But seeing as how this a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and can blow your head clear off, you've got to be asking yourself one question right now: ..."
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Old 08-28-2008, 09:32 AM
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"Now, I know what you're thinking: did he fire six shots...or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, I've kind of lost track myself in all this excitement. But seeing as how this a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and can blow your head clear off, you've got to be asking yourself one question right now: ..."
"Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?"

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Old 08-28-2008, 09:53 AM
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The moving finger writes and, having writ, moves on.

She's a brick....
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Old 08-28-2008, 10:19 AM
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"...that I always kiss goodnight."

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Old 08-28-2008, 10:28 AM
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Old 08-28-2008, 11:46 AM
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Old 08-28-2008, 12:00 PM
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Old 08-28-2008, 12:08 PM
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....not one penny for tribute!

Fighting Ignorance Since....
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Old 08-28-2008, 12:14 PM
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....not one penny for tribute!

Fighting Ignorance Since....
...my baby left me.

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Old 08-28-2008, 12:15 PM
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Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.

"Is that your final . . . ."
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Old 08-28-2008, 01:29 PM
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...my baby left me.

Once upon a time, there lived a...
mosquito. Then I killed it. The End.

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Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.

"Is that your final . . . ."
...destination?

How many licks does it take...
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Old 08-28-2008, 01:31 PM
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Old 08-28-2008, 02:16 PM
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...destination?

How many licks does it take...
to mend a broken heart?

"That was no lady, that was....."
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Old 08-28-2008, 03:00 PM
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to mend a broken heart?

"That was no lady, that was....."
Anna-Marie Alberghetti! The good seasons lady!


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Old 08-28-2008, 03:42 PM
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Anna-Marie Alberghetti! The good seasons lady!


"Sometimes you want to go, where everybody knows..."
that bears shit in the woods.

My kingdom for....
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Old 08-28-2008, 03:50 PM
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Fahrvergnugen

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Old 08-28-2008, 04:00 PM
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...have any pudding if I don't eat my meat.

"Never in the course of human event have so many..."
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Old 08-28-2008, 04:04 PM
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Old 08-28-2008, 04:51 PM
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Old 08-28-2008, 05:16 PM
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Old 08-28-2008, 05:30 PM
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Word that ends in -gry.

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Old 08-28-2008, 06:46 PM
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I want a girl just like the girl who...
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Old 08-28-2008, 06:53 PM
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...flames in the Pit.

I want a girl just like the girl who...
has kaleidoscope eyes.

Four score and ten....
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Old 08-28-2008, 07:47 PM
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by Leonard Bernstein (music) and Stephen Sondheim (lyrics). Book by Arthur Lauents.

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Old 08-28-2008, 08:24 PM
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...death and taxes."

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Old 08-29-2008, 12:25 AM
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Old 08-29-2008, 07:13 AM
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