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Old 08-27-2008, 04:01 AM
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Need euphemisms for "birthday"

The wackier, the better. Any suggestions?
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Old 08-27-2008, 04:08 AM
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"Annual return?" "Natal Anniversary?" Oh, you said wacky... I'll leave that to the experts.
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Old 08-27-2008, 05:24 AM
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I always call it things like "oldness anniversary" or "age reminding ceremony." I am such a hilarious guy.
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Old 08-27-2008, 06:09 AM
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I always call it things like "oldness anniversary" or "age reminding ceremony." I am such a hilarious guy.
I like "Oldness anniversary". I approve of your hilarity, because it so closely aligns with mine.
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Old 08-27-2008, 06:14 AM
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Congratulations! You haven't died in the last year!
Happy Your mom's body regeced you like a virus anniversary!
Today is the anniversary of the first time you were spanked!

Best I can do in the morning.
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Old 08-27-2008, 06:22 AM
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Hatching day
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Old 08-27-2008, 06:24 AM
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A euphemism is a milder substitute for a potentially offensive term. That doesn't seem to make sense in this context.

What exactly are you asking for?
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Old 08-27-2008, 06:31 AM
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Celebration of getting one year closer to death.
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Old 08-27-2008, 08:21 AM
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I call mine "National Raymond Day", Raymond being my actual name. To date, nobody else other than my close circle of friends have taken up celebrating it, but I keep trying.

It's December 16th, if you are so inclined.

To be honest, the full title is "National Raymond Day, and Regionally Recognized Non-Denominational Justin-themed Holiday", as my little brother and I share a birthday, but since I was first, the bigger holiday is mine.
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Old 08-27-2008, 08:25 AM
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Today is the anniversary of the first time you were spanked!
Happy You-Flashed-Everybody-In-The-Room-Your-Goodies Day!
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Old 08-27-2008, 09:14 AM
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You made it another trip around the sun!

Another year not looking up at the daisies!

No dirt nap for you, yet!

The anniversary of the day you got pulled through your mother's vagina!
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Old 08-27-2008, 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Baldwin
A euphemism is a milder substitute for a potentially offensive term. That doesn't seem to make sense in this context.

What exactly are you asking for?
Perhaps I should have used a different word. You're right; a euphemism isn't exactly what I had in mind. I know what the word means, but I'm looking for sarcastic/funny ways of describing a birthday, but that seems like a roundabout way of saying it. Does that clarify? All the answers I've got so far are exactly the sort of thing I'm looking for, though.
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Old 08-27-2008, 11:03 AM
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Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary
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Old 08-27-2008, 01:58 PM
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[singsong voice]"Another Day Closer to Being Dead"[/singsong voice]
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:00 PM
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Happy Pro-Choice Day!
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:14 PM
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Merry Uterus Liberation Day?
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:17 PM
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The unmentioned day. 'just another day'. Not my special day.

I don't celebrate my birthday. People who know that have used those ways to describe it. Not calling it my birthday doesn't annoy me any less because you're still drawing attention to it. Ok, I'll quit ranting...
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:44 PM
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"How was your trip around the Sun?"
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:54 PM
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"Dirt Nap Anticipation Day"
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Old 08-27-2008, 03:04 PM
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For some unknown reason in my family it's called "Reaching Your Sell-By Date."
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Old 08-28-2008, 02:14 AM
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I sometimes say, "Another mile on the odometer".
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Old 08-28-2008, 06:29 AM
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For some unknown reason in my family it's called "Reaching Your Sell-By Date."
That seems to imply to me that there's only ever one of them; care to explain the history of this fascinating family phenomenon?

I like the answers so far, thanks all!
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Old 08-28-2008, 06:34 AM
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Leaving the comfort of the womb to inevitably encounter taxes and death Day.

What - you wanted snappier?
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Old 08-28-2008, 07:06 AM
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Celebrating the last time you touched your mom's coochie.*

*Not applicable in West Virginia, Alabama, and Southern California
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Old 08-28-2008, 08:25 AM
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That seems to imply to me that there's only ever one of them; care to explain the history of this fascinating family phenomenon?
It may be that dad was feeling old and contemplating his mortality, but we don't know for sure. That's why I used the word "unknown" in my post.

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Old 08-28-2008, 08:33 AM
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As appropriate I pick from this list:

Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Sunday

So next week at work on Mark's birthday I will say, "Happy Tuesday Mark."

And I will mean it.
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Old 08-28-2008, 08:35 AM
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Anniversary of one's World Debut.
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Old 08-28-2008, 09:25 AM
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Coming-Out Day

Spawning Day

Emergence Day

Obligatory Sex Day
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Old 08-28-2008, 09:30 AM
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Last February, I celebrated my 9th (anniversary of my 40th birthday).
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Old 08-28-2008, 04:13 PM
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"Expulsion from your mom's vagina Day!"

The exclamation point is what makes it, of course.
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