Inspired by this thread I recorded the sentence,
“He thinks all short men rest on their laurels.”
I’m from Dublin, Ireland.
For the laugh I recorded a bit of the Gettysburg Address too.
Okay, your turn. Record the sentence and post it online for the rest of us to hear, then just say where you’re from or where you grew up.
Sounds more like “He thinks all short men sit on their laurels all day.”
Unless you have a really weird accent . . .
:smack: I’m a frickin’ idiot. The recording is correct but the sentence as written should be exactly the one I recorded.
So folks record:
“He thinks all short men sit on their laurels all day” and post it here.
Shit. Why oh why did you do this to me? I already had a huge doper crush on you and now a voice with an Irish accent? Ugh, just shoot me – it will be easier than my husband finding out.
I looked everywhere for my microphone, no can find, if I find it later, I will do my Southern-but-not-quite-Southern drawl for you guys to laugh.
I was all set to do this when I got home and then it occurred to me that I haven’t had a computer microphone in, oh, 6 years.
I know, me too. And when I “read for the microphone” I don’t have my accent. It really only comes out when I’m drunk or tired.
Okay, here’s mine:
http://www.atomicshrimp.com/stuff/allshortmen.mp3
In casual conversation, I might not say it quite like that, but it’s an awkward phrase I’d never use in conversation anyway, so it’s hard to tell.
Merchant Ivory. 
People tell me my southern accent only really comes out when I’m mad, which isn’t very often but it has resulted a couple times in me yelling at my wife and her laughing back at me :D.
I’m here.
I’m from Ohio, USA.
Lovely voice, what part of Ohio are you from? My better half is from Cleveland.
Oh, then too. My boyfriend howls with laughter, which does not make me less mad. “Yew aisshowle!”
I’m down in SE Ohio, the Appalachian part. I don’t exactly have a standard accent for around here. My mom was very strict with us when it came to pronunciations.
Well, it took me a while to work out how to do this (the linky, not the speaky) although I now think I should be posting it in the ‘do you know if you have a lisp’ thread, 'cos there’s a decided whistle going on there!
http://cid-093b6cffaf560806.skydrive.live.com/self.aspx/Laurels/Laurels.wma
Bit of a southern English hybrid.
My contribution
I can’t seem to get it to record any louder, so you may have to turn your volume up a bit.
Oh, wow. I think I listened to it three or four times. You can’t see me drooling, right?
I’ll try to post mine this weekend.
I’d love to record but I have no idea where my microphone is. I don’t think I have an accent at all, but my ex-girlfriend who is from Boston is convinced I have a southern accent. I think I’m just accent-less, which earns me -2 sexy points everywhere. 
I dunno if it’ll accrue you sexy points, but if you just want to meet people who immediately notice that you have an accent, travel… anywhere else. Go to Britain, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, India, wherever. They’ll all be (rightly) convinced you have an accent.
The point of this thread is that no one is accentless!