I want to scream and swear like a little girl because I’m so mad, (BBQ pit), I want factual answers (general questions), I want people’s opinions (IMHO), but in the end I think it boils down to a debate on the merits and legality of the internal border patrol checkpoint. I’ll try and phrase my points and questions in that direction. I was never on the debate team but I do like to argue (friendly arguments of course).
Back ground: I live south of and work north of an internal Border Patrol checkpoint. That means everyday on my way to work, I, at minimum have to state my citizenship to an armed federal agent to continue moving freely throughout my own(supposedly free) country. Been doing this for a bit over a year.
About 60% of the time its a quick “US citizen”, “yep” or a wave through. The other 40% of the time, the questions come. I was getting sick of this crap and about 2 months ago one BP agent(Glorified Mall Security Guard[GMSG]) really really pissed me off.
GMSG: how you doing
Me: fine
GMSG: US citizen
Me: yup
GMSG: where are you going?
Me: (pointing forward) thata way.
GMSG: excuse me
Me: (pointing forward again) thata way.
GMSG: How far are you going?
Me: As far as my free American self feels like taking me.
GMSG: what do you do for a living?
Me: Thats none of your business.
Devolved into a 5 minute argument until I was let go. I did some research and got a lot smarter, and learned how to piss them off a lot more, exercise you’re constitutional rights.
Tuesday’s encounter.
GMSG: how ya doin?
Me: fine
GMSG: US citizen
Me: Yes sir, (I actually did say sir, they call me sir a lot, I call them sir)
GMSG: How far are you headed?
Me: Am I free to go sir? (that’s my business, this is a free country right?)
GMSG: You can’t leave until you answer my question! (I can’t be detained for refusal to answer a question, I need a cite for this)
Me: Am I free to go sir.
The lazy sack slides on his sunglasses and comes waddling down from the stairs to his shack to inform me…
GMSG: I asked you a question!!!
Me: Am I free to go now sir?
GMSG: You’re not leaving until you answer my question.
Me: (look straight ahead, getting pissed off since the monkey is yelling at me like I stole a cookie, say nothing)
GMSG: (screaming and spitting) DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME ASKING YOU A QUESTION???
Me: YES I DO!! I am an American citizen traveling freely throughout the United States.
GMSG: I’m just trying to do my job here
Me: (already pissed off), No sir, your job is 50 miles thata way, on the border.
GMSG: well we have human smuggling, drugs BLAH BLAH BLAH
Me: and… Am I free to go sir?
GMSG: You need to answer my question!!!
Me: Sir am I being detained?
GMSG: Where are you going?!?!?!?!?
Me: AM I BEING DETAINED
At that point another Agent yelled at him to let me go, and I did say “Thank You.”
I know some people are going to say I should be thankful that they are protecting my freedoms by violating my rights daily. I think its bullshit.
I’m in the process of writing a letter of complaint to the Chief Patrol Officer, which of course will also be sent to both of my senators and my congressman, just trying to find the info I need.
I’m just so damn sick of it, I’m just trying to go to work and be a good little American as a DoD contractor making stuff that kills people. And I get to check in with a government agent everyday on my way to the my shop, seems more like East Germany to me.
I never had to deal with this crap when I lived in the Northeast, I never had to deal with this crap when I lived and worked south of the KGB checkpoints, now I’m a suspect everyday, and treated as such.