You people aren't so smart.

At least not the smartest message board on the net.
I anticipate a thread that sinks to the bottom.

Cite?

Well played, sir.

Oh my, how provocative!

Golf clap.

A message board has no intelligence sir. There are no self aware message boards as far as I know. Let us know when you find one.

I’m so smart my brain hurts.

I suppose you’re right. Do you feel victorious?

What do you mean, ‘you people’?

Good one.

Do we have the longest penises?

Put a lot into that rant, didn’cha?

I’d say it was his best effort after previewing.

Most people aren’t that smart.

By the way, which boards are smarter? I’d be interested to visit and compare.

I was wondering when people would find out.

extra comma

On average we do. I pull the bell curve way up. In fact, I’m so long, I make up for the negative numbers from the women.

Thanks to the TLC tugger ads, YES! Even the women have the biggest penises.

Surely this thread vindicates Cecil’s position that the board has thousands of the smartest, hippest people on the planet, plus a few total dipsticks.