SNL Superfans Soldier Field detour?

[ScatteredFrog]

Hey, SNL fans...

Remember the Superfans sketch after the Bears fired Ditka? The one that just has Swerski (I forget whether it was Bill or Bob) penning a letter to the Bears expressing disappointment over Ditka's firing?

Well...in the letter, Swerski detailed a detour he would be taking into the city so that he would not pass Soldier Field. But danged if I can remember what that detour is. Anybody remember? I checked youtube, fuzzymemories.tv, and a site that has SNL transcripts, but no luck.

I remember that the detour involved Balbo, Cermak, and a Walgreen's...

[ScatteredFrog]

...so....nobody knows the detour???