I pit the credulous yahoos who produced and bought into this crap (reposted from Slate): My Experiment with Smart Drugs
Now I remember why I stopped reading blogs…
This is one of the least credible things I’ve ever read by people I’d hoped would know better. We get what we expect from sources such as Pajamas Media and Fox News, but I’d have hoped Slate would have been at least a bit more skeptical. Unfortunately, David Plotz, a Slate editor, is also another Provigil booster, which prompts me to wonder how many shares he and Hari have invested in Cephalon, the drug’s maker.
Let me see if I have this right: This Hari guy claims he took a single 200mg dose of Magipill, er, eh, Provigil — no dosage acclimation period, no days or weeks to run-up to full potency – and in one hour – one hour! – claims to have become suddenly so focused and brilliant that in five short hours he reads an entire book on quantum physics and super-string theory that had previously daunted him, and apparently people living in the world of fact and reality actually buy into this silliness?
Of miraculously attaining this new-found mental ability and deep scientific cognizance, he writes: “I hadn’t noticed anything, except the words I was reading, and they came in cool, clear passages; I didn’t stop or stumble once.” And yet no one chokes on this hallucinogenic fairy-cake?
The rest of his yarn is more implausible still. “And so it continues like this,” he writes, “for five days: I inhale books and exhale articles effortlessly.” He reports there is no down-side and no side-effects. He even claims weight-loss properties! (I seem to recall an aphorism that warns of claims that sound too good to be true, but perhaps that only applies to people deprived of the bewitching power of Provigil.)
Then he bravely stops taking his miracle pills, and, lo, the magic stops cold and he’s back to being a mere human again, albeit one who could continue – utterly without side-effects – to be a dazzling genius and intellectual superstar, but deliberately chooses not to be!
I’d like to try the drug that the people who believe this nonsense must be taking! I don’t know who to pity more. This Johann Hari guy’s either another James Frey or he’s punked them all big time. What a bunch of credulous yahoos!
And no one laughs? No one notices the emperor is sitting there starkers?
Now, I understand that others swear by the drug, too, but besides the fact that plenty of people swear by homeopathic “medicine”, Holy magic underwear, and the cancer-curing effects of Old Milwaukee, this Johann Hari’s claims in particular are just too preposterous to let stand unchallenged.
(p.s.: I was prescribed Provigil legitimately for hypersomnia/EDS (gotta have an acronym, you know) a few years ago. Might as well have been Mentos for all they did. The reports of its almost-supernatural powers are, shall we say, greatly exaggerated.)