My wife wants to give a gift, of sorts, to a friend.
I need “Mark” jokes - jokes using the name “Mark”.
For example:
What does a dog with a hairlip say?
“Mark, Mark, Mark!”
OK, OK, - I know, but “Cleft Palate” is too medical to be in a joke, don’t you think?
Anyway - got any?
Well - they’ve decided to bury him in Blonde jokes instead.
Dunno what’s going on - it’s a CS Center - they’re not normal there.
Thanks, Peter Morris.
If you want to go really geeky, just give him a proton . . . .
In case anyone was wondering, my joke was that a proton is composed of three quarks, and quarks are named for a line from James Joyce’s Finnegan’s Wake: “Three quarks for Muster Mark!”
I see…
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If he’s a Mark then I imagine he’s a pretty easy target at the carnivals, huh?
I do not like this thread at all.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs butt naked scooting across your carpet after taking a dump?
Inconsiderate.
Or Mark.