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Old 04-01-2009, 07:58 PM
Zsofia Zsofia is offline
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When dogs lick their genitals, do they, you know, "enjoy" it?

As I type this, there's 65 pounds of ugly-ass junkyard-looking dog assiduously licking his penis, in case you're wondering why the question comes to mind.

Dogs lick their junk. Every damned dog in the world, in my experience. (For some reason, I've only had male dogs - I don't know if this applies to females.) Captain is neutered, probably when he was a puppy. God knows nobody in their right mind would breed more dogs that look like him. But when he licks his legs or whatever (and I think he has some sort of skin issue) you can pull him off himself and he stops. When he's licking his penis or penis-area, it's really hard to pull him off. Also, right now he's snorting at it.

So does a neutered dog receive sexual pleasure from licking himself? I note that that area also seems sensitive in the "hair rubbed off of leg-meet-belly friction points" way, so that could be a cause. But seriously, he seems surprisingly into it, if you know what I mean.
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:20 PM
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I think it's pretty certain that they do. If you can tell they enjoy anything, they enjoy that.

George Carlin:

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Dog's don't care, they have no standards. Friends come over and the dog is licking his BALLS! And nobody says a word. ? (Incredulous) There's a spectacular thing going on here. If I could do it, I'd never leave the house.
Why do dogs lick their balls?

SPOILER:
Because they can.
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:29 PM
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Can't taste any worse than dry dog food.
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:55 PM
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[Two drunk see a dog licking his nether regions]

"Hey, I wish I could do that!"

"I think you had better ask him first."
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Old 04-01-2009, 10:09 PM
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Female dogs do lick themselves there, but it seems to be more a cleaning-oneself-off sort of thing. They don't sit there for hours on end, lickity lickity (in my experience of ~7 female dogs.)
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Old 04-01-2009, 10:55 PM
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Female dogs do lick themselves there, but it seems to be more a cleaning-oneself-off sort of thing. They don't sit there for hours on end, lickity lickity (in my experience of ~7 female dogs.)
Scout, my shepherd/lab mix, had a close personal relationship with her butthole. I remember one time she was lying here in the office on the floor behind me. Lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick liAAAAAUAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!!!

(She was clean and healthy back there . . . just making sure, I guess. We did not willingly accept her kisses.)
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:14 PM
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4 male dogs in the RubyHaus...

Not only do they lick their own, they lick and sniff everyone elses too. (ew)
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:19 PM
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4 male dogs in the RubyHaus...

Not only do they lick their own, they lick and sniff everyone elses too. (ew)
My two cats do that too. Always glad to lend a helping . . . tongue.
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:23 PM
Richard Pearse Richard Pearse is offline
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I once saw a rottweiler deep-throating himself followed by an apparent orgasm. So, yes, I guess they do.
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Old 04-02-2009, 01:35 AM
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Dave Lister [on board the Red Dwarf]:

"All We have left is this can of Dog Food. Well I guess I am going to have to eat it."

(Lister takes a bite)

"Yeech! Thats horrible!!"

SPOILER:
Now I know why dogs lick their testicles!


-From Red Dwarf
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Old 04-02-2009, 01:41 AM
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[Two drunk see a dog licking his nether regions]

"Hey, I wish I could do that!"

"I think you had better ask him first."
Or:

"Well buy him a packet of crisps and he'll let you"
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Old 04-02-2009, 02:15 AM
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My two cats do that too. Always glad to lend a helping . . . tongue.
My clean-freak kitty grooms herself back there, sometimes holding a back leg with both front paws (pretty limber for age 15).
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Old 04-02-2009, 04:57 AM
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I once saw a rottweiler deep-throating himself followed by an apparent orgasm. So, yes, I guess they do.
I know, I know, "anecdote" is not the singular of "data", however...

A woman I dated a back in the mid 90s swore that her female Old English Sheepdog would regularly lick herself to what looked like an orgasm.

FWIW.

Cheers,

bcg
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Old 04-02-2009, 07:12 AM
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I think that some dogs are brighter than others, and can put together the sequence of conclusions required to "masturbate" as we think of it.

Other dogs are frankly too damned stupid. I've watched dogs of both genders give them a couple of licks, then look around like "Wha? What just happened?" Repeat a zillion times.
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Old 04-02-2009, 10:14 AM
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I think your Captain is a beautiful dog, for the record.

StG
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Old 04-02-2009, 10:31 AM
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I think your Captain is a beautiful dog, for the record.

StG
I told him you said that, but it didn't make him look up from licking his privates.
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Old 04-02-2009, 10:45 AM
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[Two drunk see a dog licking his nether regions]

"Hey, I wish I could do that!"

(Courtesy of Lewis Grizzard)

"That dog'll bite you!"
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Old 04-02-2009, 12:39 PM
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My first boyfriend's parents had a teacup poodle that used to lick himself constantly -- to the point where I'd hear it swallowing.

Grossed me out to no end. I couldn't stand that dog. After it was done it always wanted to come over and lick my face.

Yuk!

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Old 04-02-2009, 12:44 PM
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I once saw a rottweiler deep-throating himself followed by an apparent orgasm.
And me without my camera!
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Old 04-02-2009, 02:30 PM
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[Two drunk see a dog licking his nether regions]

"Hey, I wish I could do that!"
As I recall the punchline:

"I think you should get to know him a little better, first"
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Old 04-02-2009, 02:33 PM
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I once knew a dog that not only licked himself, but made it very obvious that it was feelin' pretty good. His hips would start swaying, and he'd skid across the room as he obviously masturbated.

He'd been fixed at about 8 months, so nothing ever came of it. But it was great fun at parties. "Wanna see my dog masturbate?"
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