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Old 05-03-2009, 08:45 PM
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What do penises taste like?

Seeing as I've never had the ah, pleasure, of giving a blowjob or having a penis anywhere near my mouth, I got to wondering what exactly the experience is like. And since it probably wouldn't be prudent to say to a guy "I wonder what it's like to have a penis in your mouth", I turn to you wise dopers who have more knowledge in this area.

So, what exactly do penises taste like? I would imagine the taste is fleshy, but that's just a WAG.

Fire away, if you would.
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Old 05-03-2009, 08:49 PM
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Wrap a banana in a slice of ham and check it out.

I don't know but I assume that a clean one cannot taste too differently from an elbow or any other piece of skin which is what it is.
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Old 05-03-2009, 09:00 PM
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I'll add slightly musky, from being in that area in general, and if you're giving more than a cursory lick, you'll get some of the slightly sweet and salty precum mixed in with the experience. Other than that, very much like skin. I would guess that lips are the closest match as far as taste.
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Old 05-03-2009, 09:00 PM
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Wrap a banana in a slice of ham and check it out.

I don't know but I assume that a clean one cannot taste too differently from an elbow or any other piece of skin which is what it is.
have you ever tried to get your elbow in your mouth? And if you think it tastes like ham you have been hanging with the wrong crowd.

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Old 05-03-2009, 09:02 PM
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I would guess that lips are the closest match as far as taste.
Probably so, but not quite it either.

I'll add that it also depends upon what the man has been doing lately. Gents, please make sure to get all the soap off if you are showering just before being tasted.

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Old 05-03-2009, 09:09 PM
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have you ever tried to get your elbow in your mouth?
Most of us can't get our penis in our mouth either.

Basically, unless they've been recently cleaned, they each tend to have a distinctive taste. There's usually a certain amount of sweat, so there's a somewhat salty, musky taste; and uncircumsized penises can have an additional flavor from smegma. And if there's been a recent orgasm, that taste and aroma (a little like bleach) can also be present.

And some of them taste like wherever they've been.
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Old 05-03-2009, 09:11 PM
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Kind of mushroomy. What, just me?
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Old 05-03-2009, 09:21 PM
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have you ever tried to get your elbow in your mouth? And if you think it tastes like ham you have been hanging with the wrong crowd.
When I was a wee lass, my mom told me that if I kissed my elbow, I'd change sexes and become a boy. So if you're a guy and you succeed in tasting your elbow, you may indeed be well on your way to finding out what a penis tastes like!
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Old 05-03-2009, 09:41 PM
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Uh, it tastes like skin.
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Old 05-03-2009, 11:36 PM
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I've been blessed to have considerate partners who believe in hygiene. So penises, to me, simply taste like smooth, clean skin, with a bit of non-unpleasant muskiness emanating from the testicular region, and a hint of soap. Very nice.
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Old 05-04-2009, 12:29 AM
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Actually, I asked my partner what my penis tastes like, and his answer was, "After the first several seconds, it tastes like my own saliva."
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Old 05-04-2009, 12:33 AM
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Cock? Tastes like chicken.


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Old 05-04-2009, 12:34 AM
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chicken
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Old 05-04-2009, 12:52 AM
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Cock? Tastes like chicken.


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Old 05-04-2009, 02:32 AM
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They're delicious! I like them with a little barbecue sauce. Lip-smackin'!

Or chocolate sauce. Real whipped cream is preferable, (Cool Whip gets gooey and sticks to pubes - not really fun), and citrus is not recommended.
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Old 05-04-2009, 02:39 AM
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They're delicious! I like them with a little barbecue sauce. Lip-smackin'!
Dry rub or white sauce?
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Old 05-04-2009, 02:43 AM
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They're delicious! I like them with a little barbecue sauce. Lip-smackin'!

Or chocolate sauce. Real whipped cream is preferable, (Cool Whip gets gooey and sticks to pubes - not really fun), and citrus is not recommended.
Hot sauce is also a bad choice.
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Old 05-04-2009, 02:50 AM
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Actually, I asked my partner what my penis tastes like, and his answer was, "After the first several seconds, it tastes like my own saliva."
I'd agree with this. If your man's thingy has some sort of permeating taste, then it's time to escort him to the shower.

Semen tastes like that super-salty soup you get at Chinese restaurants IMHO.
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Old 05-04-2009, 02:58 AM
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Semen tastes like that super-salty soup you get at Chinese restaurants IMHO.
Thanks, um, Zipper. I love that soup. Or rather, I used to.
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Old 05-04-2009, 05:25 AM
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I was told semen tastes like sweet and salty snot.

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Old 05-04-2009, 06:27 AM
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Taste and smell are very closely linked. If you can smell and lick your upper arm after an intense workout, you might get an approximate idea of what your own penis might taste like. If you want to know what someone elses penis taste like, ask to lick their upper arm.

Or you could just give them a blow job.
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Old 05-04-2009, 06:48 AM
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Semen tastes like that super-salty soup you get at Chinese restaurants IMHO.
Oh, the Cream of Sum Yung Guy soup?
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Old 05-04-2009, 07:12 AM
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When I was a wee lass, my mom told me that if I kissed my elbow, I'd change sexes and become a boy. So if you're a guy and you succeed in tasting your elbow, you may indeed be well on your way to finding out what a penis tastes like!
I have never heard this before. Did your mom just make it up (why?) or is it some genuine superstition? Has anyone else ever heard of it?

Did it encourage or discourage you from trying?

Is it meant to suggest that it is absolutely impossible? I find I can get the tip of my elbow to within a couple of inches of my mouth quite easily. It seems to me that someone who is a bit more limber than I am (a large proportion of the population), or certainly one of those contortionists who fold their bodies in weird ways, ought to be able to manage it (some of them are a bit androgynous of course).
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Old 05-04-2009, 08:06 AM
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A lot of folk beliefs revolve around the impossibility of getting one's elbow in one's mouth. Although there may well be contortionists who can do it, it's not possible for most people.
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Old 05-04-2009, 08:23 AM
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Um....the penises (penii??) that I have tasted are like any other dark "ripe" area of the human body...if recently washed, it tastes like skin and soap. If not recently washed, it tastes like (in the case of my current SO) baby powder and man-odor.

He likes to dust his business in baby powder to keep it dry and fresh; ergo, his penis tastes like baby powder and skin. Man Skin. Not a bad combination. He showers at least once a day, so his Private Biz (copyright) is never unpleasant. It's sometimes more "manly" than other times, but it's never icky.

Maybe I'm the rare girl who's OK with a guy whose privates taste like they are private, but I've yet to be offended by the penis in front of me. Any more than he's been offended by the vagina in front of him.

It's all good.
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Old 05-04-2009, 08:32 AM
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When I was a wee lass, my mom told me that if I kissed my elbow, I'd change sexes and become a boy. So if you're a guy and you succeed in tasting your elbow, you may indeed be well on your way to finding out what a penis tastes like!
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I have never heard this before. Did your mom just make it up (why?) or is it some genuine superstition?
It sounds to me like her Mom just liked telling her daughter goofy stories just for fun. Not all that unusual; I think there was a recent thread about it ?
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Old 05-04-2009, 11:03 AM
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It sounds to me like her Mom just liked telling her daughter goofy stories just for fun.
Her mom didn't make it up. Its got its own Urban Dictionary entry, so unless her mom hangs out there...
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Old 05-04-2009, 11:31 AM
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Hot sauce is also a bad choice.
Surely hard sauce would be preferred?
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Old 05-04-2009, 12:21 PM
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Her mom didn't make it up. Its got its own Urban Dictionary entry, so unless her mom hangs out there...
I read a book with this premise. A kid's book, where a boy finally manages to kiss his elbow and starts acting more feminine, and then he kisses it again and turns back.
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Old 05-04-2009, 12:24 PM
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Elbow to lips = sex change: My mother told me this when I was a kid. I told my kid the same thing.
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Old 05-04-2009, 12:26 PM
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Oh, the Cream of Sum Yung Guy soup?
That's pretty funny...but for the record I am dead serious (not sure if I was setting myself up for that joke or not ). Every time I eat at a Chinese restaurant, the soup makes me squirm.
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Old 05-04-2009, 12:37 PM
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Um....the penises (penii??)
Penes is the plural I've heard, which gives a whole new meaning to the song, "Penes From Heaven". (Yes, I'm going to keep telling that joke until someone laughs, or at least groans.) Personally, I prefer simple plurals though, especially after a year of teaching English. For some reason, I never had occasion to teach this one, but if I had, I would have gone with penises. Um, I mean I would have taught penises. I mean ... oh, never mind.
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Old 05-04-2009, 12:42 PM
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I haven't tasted dick, but I imagine it tastes like clitoris, only bigger.

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Old 05-04-2009, 01:21 PM
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...to say to a guy "I wonder what it's like to have a penis in your mouth"...
Stop by sometime...I won't tell anyone, promise.
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Old 05-04-2009, 01:34 PM
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Elbow to lips = sex change: My mother told me this when I was a kid. I told my kid the same thing.
When I was a kid, I read a book (No Flying in the House) in which a girl heard that if you can kiss your elbow, it means you're a fairy. Interpret that as you will.

(She could, and she was.)
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Old 05-04-2009, 03:42 PM
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Since the question's been pretty much answered (skin), I'm going to ask a waaaaayyyy TMI question for anyone with the guts to answer it.

What does ass taste like?

I've never rimmed or been rimmed and I have no desire to; it disgusts me on so many levels. OTOH, there's obviously some appeal to it or it wouldn't be in so many pornos and so frequently referenced. Assuming the receiver has been 'purged' and is hygienic, is there a taste?
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Old 05-04-2009, 03:58 PM
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Since the question's been pretty much answered (skin), I'm going to ask a waaaaayyyy TMI question for anyone with the guts to answer it.

What does ass taste like?
Hahaha.. I was pondering the same question just now, honest...

I'm guessing it tastes like shit?
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Old 05-04-2009, 04:10 PM
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Assuming the receiver has been 'purged' and is hygienic, is there a taste?
Not that I noticed. The only distinct flavor at that point was from the macadamia oil with which we were slathered.

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Old 05-04-2009, 04:16 PM
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Hahaha.. I was pondering the same question just now, honest...

I'm guessing it tastes like shit?
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Old 05-04-2009, 06:55 PM
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It sounds to me like her Mom just liked telling her daughter goofy stories just for fun. Not all that unusual; I think there was a recent thread about it ?
Aha ! This seems to be what I remembered.
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Old 05-04-2009, 08:03 PM
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Since the question's been pretty much answered (skin), I'm going to ask a waaaaayyyy TMI question for anyone with the guts to answer it.

What does ass taste like?
Too drunk to remember. Sorry.
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Old 05-04-2009, 10:02 PM
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Since the question's been pretty much answered (skin), I'm going to ask a waaaaayyyy TMI question for anyone with the guts to answer it.

What does ass taste like?

I've never rimmed or been rimmed and I have no desire to; it disgusts me on so many levels. OTOH, there's obviously some appeal to it or it wouldn't be in so many pornos and so frequently referenced. Assuming the receiver has been 'purged' and is hygienic, is there a taste?
Waaaaaaaaayyyyy TMI? Very well then.

I have rimmed a female partner, and it didn't have a specific taste, but what with the cunnilingus, squirting, and alcohol that is probably not a middle of the bell curve answer for this near the end of the bell curve question.

I've been rimmed twice, once by a female partner who didn't say anything about it and once by a male partner, who mentioned that I had a "really clean ass". I didn't ask any followup questions as I was rather distracted at the time.

The More You Know...
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Old 05-04-2009, 10:15 PM
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This reminds me of an exchange between a me and a friend of mine:

Friend: "Hey SHAKES! watch this!" (he kisses my then GF on the lips)

Me: "Yeah that's pretty funny wise-ass. Hey, how's my dick taste?"

Friend: "Mmm, small."

Me: "Ouch!"
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Old 05-04-2009, 10:21 PM
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That's pretty funny...but for the record I am dead serious (not sure if I was setting myself up for that joke or not ). Every time I eat at a Chinese restaurant, the soup makes me squirm.
stop drinking it then!
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Old 05-04-2009, 11:01 PM
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Since the question's been pretty much answered (skin), I'm going to ask a waaaaayyyy TMI question for anyone with the guts to answer it.

What does ass taste like?
<rimming queen>

Also like skin, maybe my lips analogy except more appropriate. Muskier (speaking only from my experience with males), and sometimes a little salty. I like 'em furry, so add that to the mix. But at the same time, an ass (ideally) doesn't spend all day making fluids happen, so as long as it's (reasonably) clean, you don't have those competing flavors/scents.

(And I've had my Hep A and Hep B shots )

</rimming queen>
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Old 05-05-2009, 10:51 AM
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Oh come on! I know I didn't singlehandedly kill a thread with >2000 views.
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Old 05-05-2009, 12:38 PM
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This reminds me of an exchange between a me and a friend of mine:

Friend: "Hey SHAKES! watch this!" (he kisses my then GF on the lips)

Me: "Yeah that's pretty funny wise-ass. Hey, how's my dick taste?"

Friend: "Mmm, small."

Me: "Ouch!"
I think I know why she was your then GF instead of your GF.
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Old 05-05-2009, 12:50 PM
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Penis- I have no idea, as I can't reach mine. My wife says it tastes a little like stale sweaty skin, which she evidently enjoys. Other times, it tastes like her.

Ass- my wife's tastes musky. No, it doesn't taste like shit. There is no shit there. In my experience, they're actually pretty clean. She says mine tastes the same.

Don't be freaked out by it. It's a most pleasurable sensation.
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Old 05-05-2009, 12:58 PM
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When I was a kid, I read a book (No Flying in the House) in which a girl heard that if you can kiss your elbow, it means you're a fairy. Interpret that as you will.

(She could, and she was.)
I can't so I'm not. Not that there is anything wrong with being a fairy.
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I know this question is like 9 months old, but I would love to answer it...

I don't thin I can describe the taste; it definitely does NOT taste like shit unless the person being rimmed is very un-hygenic (or the person doing the rimming is in to the uncleaned anus...) The taste is very pleasant - I have rimmed women and men, and there is no difference. There is an almost musky taste, though not like crotch musky.

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Since the question's been pretty much answered (skin), I'm going to ask a waaaaayyyy TMI question for anyone with the guts to answer it.

What does ass taste like?

I've never rimmed or been rimmed and I have no desire to; it disgusts me on so many levels. OTOH, there's obviously some appeal to it or it wouldn't be in so many pornos and so frequently referenced. Assuming the receiver has been 'purged' and is hygienic, is there a taste?
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