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Old 05-11-2009, 11:46 AM
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Did sailors have sex with dugongs/manatees? (Siren/mermaid myth)

I've always heard that manatees and dugongs were the source of the siren and mermaid myths. Now I just heard on TV (the Spike show "MANswers, not the most reliable of sources, perhaps) that the female dugong has genitals most similar to the human female, and they either implied or said outright that sailors would doink them.

My question is, where would this happen? Would they haul the animal up onto the ship? Would they jump into the water with the animal? Did they do it the shallows?
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Old 05-11-2009, 11:52 AM
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I've always heard that manatees and dugongs were the source of the siren and mermaid myths. Now I just heard on TV (the Spike show "MANswers, not the most reliable of sources, perhaps) that the female dugong has genitals most similar to the human female, and they either implied or said outright that sailors would doink them.

My question is, where would this happen? Would they haul the animal up onto the ship? Would they jump into the water with the animal? Did they do it the shallows?
In the course of humanity's maritime history, it probably has happened (call it the Ecclesiastes 1:9 rule). I would suppose that hot-and-bothered swabbies would sooner repair to more traditional methods of sexual gratification either by themselves or with their shipmates.
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Old 05-11-2009, 12:20 PM
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What I recall is, and it may be in the writings of Sir Richard Burton, that if an Arab fisherman caught a dugong in a net, tradition required he have intercourse with it, to appease evil spirits, or something like that. The implication from this story is, you've got a large, dead, sea-cow -- and now the whole crew wants to watch you ... appease spirits. Ew.

I'm not desperate enough to go searching for an image, but other sea mammals don't have very typical, land mammal genitalia. They just don't work, underwater, as well. Male dolphins, for example, have streamlined slits, to hold their genitalia in a pocket, and the females are modified. I'd heard that manatees nurse their pups, floating upright, cradling their pup in a bent flipper. Now that looks like a human behavior. So you can project the image, of dugong as being, in the right position for it, as it were. But I don't think the plumbing necesicarily lines up.
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Old 05-11-2009, 12:53 PM
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There's an image of a female dolphin's genitalia at http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/dolphin-vagina.jpg (not technically porn, but let's play it safe here). It's hard to see too much detail from the picture, but it doesn't look all that different from a human vulva at first glance. FYI, searching for "dolphin vagina" actually doesn't turn up that much porn, but I think I have to clear my history anyway.
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Old 05-11-2009, 02:05 PM
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I saw a female dolphin close-up once (through glass, at Sea World or some similar place), and the vulva, at least, looked pretty similar to a human vulva. I can't say whether there are any internal differences, though. Where's a marine gynecologist when you need one?

And I can't imagine that it was very common for the sailors to do anything with manatees in the water. Human perversion knows no limits, but it's my understanding that most sailors in the Age of Sail couldn't swim.
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Old 05-11-2009, 02:43 PM
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I've always heard that manatees and dugongs were the source of the siren and mermaid myths. Now I just heard on TV (the Spike show "MANswers, not the most reliable of sources, perhaps) that the female dugong has genitals most similar to the human female, and they either implied or said outright that sailors would doink them.

My question is, where would this happen? Would they haul the animal up onto the ship? Would they jump into the water with the animal? Did they do it the shallows?
You say "I've always heard," but you don't say why you believe this. It is not true. Although the faces of marine mammals (including seals, much more common) no doubt contributed to the mermaid complex, they're not the sole underlying explanation. Think of the distinguishing feature of mermaids: long hair. What was that, kelp? Fish tail. What, you think people who made their living at sea didn't know the difference between a fish and a mammal?

The explanation is repeated ad nauseam because it satisfies our current culture's need for a rational basis for the irrational. We love these single-origin ideas for mythic and legendary creatures: it allows them a modicum of reality, which means we're not completely wasting our time for thinking about them, and it also allows us to feel superior to people of the past. But they're all either ridiculously oversimplified or outright nonsense.

My suggestion is that the "genitals resembling human genitals" idea is either false or, if factual, irrelevant, something used as "evidence" to support the theory in the absence of actual evidence. With an abundance of human women, other sailors, masturbation, and more tractable land animals available, why would a sailor seek out a large, potential dangerous marine mammal to sate his needs?
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Old 05-11-2009, 02:53 PM
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I'm suspicious myself. This sounds like an invitation to drowning at worst, extreme grossness at best. Sailors did do odd things -- look at the "Crossing the Line" ritual, or the chapter on making a smock out of a whale penis in Moby Dick (The Chapter entitled "The Cassock"), but screwing manatees and dugongs sounds pretty far-out.


I've never heard that they had sex with them, in any case -- it's always been presented to me that they saw dugongs and manatees and imagined that they were mermaids. Some people claim that it's because they had human-like breasts. I call unlikely on this, too. I've seen dugongs and manatees in captivity, and looked at puictures and illustrations, and have yet to see a human-like boob on one.



As fr the Sir Richard Burton thing, I haven't come across it in my wide reading of Burton. On the other hand, there's an awful lot of his Arabian Nights I still haven't read, so I can't be categorical about it.
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Old 05-11-2009, 03:29 PM
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It sounds nearly plausible to me. As the OP says, the mythological mermaid may have been manatees spotted from a distance. As dictionaries and textbooks say, manatees are widely known as sea cows. Now, squirm if you will, but men have been boinking cows for a long, long, time.

Dr. Drake refers to "potentially dangerous" marine mammals, but manatees are gentle, docile creatures. That's part of the reason they're a threatened species.

On the farm, three or four lads will restrain a cow while a another has his way with her. When those lads become sailors, would they treat a sea cow with any more respect? Lust is lust, and a warm, wet hole is a warm, wet hole.
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Old 05-11-2009, 03:40 PM
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OK, I won't comment on the docility of manatees, but land cows can be downright dangerous (remember, cows and bulls are the same species). Sheep I can believe, but a horny farmboy who screws a cow is aiming for a Darwin award.
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Old 05-11-2009, 03:41 PM
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Dr. Drake refers to "potentially dangerous" marine mammals, but manatees are gentle, docile creatures. That's part of the reason they're a threatened species.
They're not aggressive, but they still weigh around a thousand pounds. Tell me that frolicking with a thousand-pound something in the open ocean, something that has a different agenda from your own, is not potentially dangerous.
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Old 05-11-2009, 04:05 PM
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Arrrgh, it be yer turn in the manatee suit.
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Old 05-11-2009, 04:43 PM
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Dr. Drake refers to "potentially dangerous" marine mammals, but manatees are gentle, docile creatures.
So are most humans, but most of us don't take too kindly to being raped. No matter how gentle and docile a manatee may be, you can bet it's not going to just float there and let you have its way with it. If it doesn't fight back, it would at least swim away.
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Old 05-11-2009, 06:08 PM
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Some people claim that it's because they had human-like breasts.
Manatees and elephants have two breasts between their front limbs, like human females. Elephant breasts look like human breasts save for being gray, wrinkled and enormous.
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Old 05-11-2009, 06:10 PM
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Manatees and elephants have two breasts between their front limbs, like human females. Elephant breasts look like human breasts save for being gray, wrinkled and enormous.
Do you have pictures to back this up? I've been looking at elephants, manatees, and dugongs for years, searching for the supposed similarity, and have never seen it.
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Old 05-11-2009, 06:24 PM
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I believe it was Nipsey Russell who said:

Sailors sing songs about mermaids:
I'm still not sure I know why.
Not enough woman to make love to,
and too much fish to fry.
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Old 05-11-2009, 06:27 PM
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Do you have pictures to back this up?
I have watched elephants nurse. Elephants and manatees are evolutionarily related in that they have breasts like that, I am told by folks who work with elephants.

I'll have to give it to you with sea cows. These babies seem to know what they are doing, but I don't see any breasts. They are, according to the calves, in the same place, however. Perhaps sailors saw they nursing their calves.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/deadmike/88319170/

http://www.jasonhahn.com/gallery/dis...lbum=84&pos=32

This elephant, though, sure looks like the real thing.
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Old 05-11-2009, 11:06 PM
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I've seen dugongs and manatees in captivity, and looked at pictures and illustrations, and have yet to see a human-like boob on one.
But how much rum had you consumed? And how long since your last contact with a female human?
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Old 05-11-2009, 11:17 PM
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I don't even think it's true that dogongs and manatees are the origins of the myth of the mermaid. This is just a theory, and in my opinion it's not a very good one.

Think of all the human-animal hybrids that are part of mythology. Satyrs, nymphs, minotaurs, harpies, centaurs, ape-men, to name a few. The fusion of human and animal bodies to create fictional creatures seems to be a tradition practically as old as humanity.

Why is the legend of the mermaid any different? It's just something that was creatively made up for the purposes of legends; it doesn't have to have been inspired by something real. I agree with Dr. Drake's assessment: "The explanation is repeated ad nauseam because it satisfies our current culture's need for a rational basis for the irrational."
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Old 05-12-2009, 02:02 AM
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Cows have been exploited by horny farm boys allright. In my (academic) forays into the subject matter I've found dozens of descriptions of just such acts. The most opportune moment appears to be right after a cow has urinated, tail in the air. Sneak in carrying a barn stool and whispering calming words to the animal that knows you, rise on the stool and have a go. No restraining necessary.

A warm, wet hole has a certain charm to throbbing penii, no matter what it's attached to.
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:53 AM
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Cows have been exploited by horny farm boys allright. In my (academic) forays into the subject matter I've found dozens of descriptions of just such acts. The most opportune moment appears to be right after a cow has urinated, tail in the air. Sneak in carrying a barn stool and whispering calming words to the animal that knows you, rise on the stool and have a go. No restraining necessary.

A warm, wet hole has a certain charm to throbbing penii, no matter what it's attached to.
So, you have a link or preferably some medical or journalistic evidence? I just don't see mating with animals that are magnitudes larger than humans to be a good idea. And, that statement about a cow, have you ever seen one up close? Especially at the "under the tail" area? It's a pretty industrial, grimy, unattractive, version of what human's have. And, even with human's, unless the girl is ready, it's not going to be a very "wet hole" to just slide in to.

As for manatee's I also don't see it. I mean, first you'd have to catch one that was female, orient it properly, and then have people restrain the animal. That's a lot of work as that animal is in its habitat and could easily over power us. At that point it'd be easier to do it yourself, find a woman, or engage in anal sex.

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Old 05-22-2014, 06:50 AM
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It's called "Sirenism." Arthur Phillips (The Knowledge) did an episode about it:

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Old 05-22-2014, 07:23 AM
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I remember a site where some guy was advising about having sex with dolphins (including how to approach them, masturbate them, tips about their sexual behaviour...and about how to fuck them). It might have ben an hoax, of course, but it seemed pretty credible.

(And I'm not at all surprised that someone would try, at least).
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Old 05-22-2014, 08:55 AM
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Old 05-22-2014, 09:15 AM
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Sea cows were 20+ feet long. You might as well fuck a minivan. As for manatees, as a Florida resident I can tell you that (a) they are all but helpless, even though they live in water all the time and we don't, and (b) they smell really, really bad.
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Old 05-22-2014, 09:32 AM
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Charles Nelson Reilly did.
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He made sweet, sweet love to a manatee
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Oh yeah, that was something to see, I tell ya
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Old 05-22-2014, 12:59 PM
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Sea cows were 20+ feet long. You might as well fuck a minivan. As for manatees, as a Florida resident I can tell you that (a) they are all but helpless, even though they live in water all the time and we don't, and (b) they smell really, really bad.
I thought only the (now extinct) Steller's sea cow reached that size. Other extant species are much smaller.
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Old 05-22-2014, 04:09 PM
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Apparently you never met my grandmother, nor the members of her bridge club.

The above is a joke. My grandmother didn't play bridge
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Old 05-22-2014, 04:09 PM
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If the female's genitalia are so close to a human's, is that true of the male genitalia as well?
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Old 05-22-2014, 05:10 PM
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Sea cows were 20+ feet long.
Oh! The huge manatee!
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Old 05-22-2014, 06:28 PM
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Wikipedia confirms that only Steller's sea cow got that big
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Living sirenians grow between 2.5 and 4.0 meters long and can weigh up to 1,500 kg. Hydrodamalis gigas, Steller's sea cow, could reach lengths of 8 m
Reading the article reminded me of something else- Sea cows are coastal animals. If you're out in the middle of the ocean, far from human habitation, you're also far away from sea cows. If you're in a region with sea cows, you could probably find humans.
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Old 05-22-2014, 06:52 PM
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Sailors sing songs about mermaids:
I'm still not sure I know why.
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Why couldn't she be the other type of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?
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Old 05-22-2014, 07:00 PM
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I saw a female dolphin close-up once (through glass, at Sea World or some similar place), and the vulva, at least, looked pretty similar to a human vulva. I can't say whether there are any internal differences, though. Where's a marine gynecologist when you need one?
According to photos in one of John Lilly's books, the male dolphin organ is a relative small thingy, perhaps not much larger than a human pinky. An organ of human proportions would probably not fit easily.

Also, the female plumbing is designed to keep the salt water out -- although I'm not sure of the anatomic details of how this works.

BTW, did y'all know that dolphins are born tail-first?

BTW#2: Chronos (or anyone else reading this thread), can you tell the difference, by sight alone, between male and female dolphins? (Hint: See description in Post #3 above.)

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Old 05-22-2014, 10:16 PM
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I thought only the (now extinct) Steller's sea cow reached that size. Other extant species are much smaller.
There are other extant sirenians (dugongs and manatees), yes. I didn't think anyone used the term sea cow to refer to them.
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Old 05-23-2014, 10:33 AM
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Years ago I saw a documentary film about New Guinea natives queueing up to have sex with a beached dugong.
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Old 05-23-2014, 10:39 AM
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Years ago I saw a documentary film about New Guinea natives queueing up to have sex with a beached dugong.
Jesus Christ.
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Old 05-23-2014, 11:28 AM
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According to photos in one of John Lilly's books, the male dolphin organ is a relative small thingy, perhaps not much larger than a human pinky. An organ of human proportions would probably not fit easily.
Having seen one "in the wild", as it were*... not a relative small thingy. Considerably larger than a human male's, and seemed to wave about quite a bit. Our "oceanologist" guide opined that dolphin penes are prehensile, although later cursory research suggests that may not be the case.


* roadside swim-with-the-dolphin thing, with a hermit dolphin that turned out -- much to our surprise -- to be a male.
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