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Old 06-23-2009, 05:05 AM
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How the Brits prepared for end of the world..

..during cold war.

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Old 06-23-2009, 05:14 AM
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While this is an interesting read, it clearly omits a number of areas that would almost certainly have been at the core of the british plan for coping with nuclear holocaust.

For instance, not once does he mention putting the kettle on.
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Old 06-23-2009, 06:01 AM
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The Government's plans for such catastrophes usually involved hiding themselves in bunkers and leaving the rest of us with advice like:

"If an atomic bomb goes off over your city, draw the blinds and shelter under the kitchen table."
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Old 06-23-2009, 06:28 AM
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I thought Brits prepared for everything by stopping down to the pub to have a few pints.
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Old 06-23-2009, 07:36 AM
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I thought Brits prepared for everything by stopping down to the pub to have a few pints.
Ford: Six pints of bitter. And quickly, please -- the world's about to end.
Barkeep: Oh yes, sir? Nice weather for it.

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Old 06-23-2009, 07:55 PM
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A different group of Brits prepares.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hJQ18S6aag
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Old 06-23-2009, 08:06 PM
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A different group of Brits prepares.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hJQ18S6aag
I've always loved that bit.
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Old 06-23-2009, 08:07 PM
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Ditto.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ0gS...eature=related
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Old 06-23-2009, 08:11 PM
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I thought Brits prepared for everything by stopping down to the pub to have a few pints.
And then lying down with a paper bag over your head, of course.
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Old 06-23-2009, 10:11 PM
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"Ausin!" said his master.

"Yes, sir?"

"I thank you for your faithful service."

A smile stole over the servan't gnarled face.

"I've done my duty, sir."

"I'm expecting the end of the world today, Austin."

"Yes, sir. What time, sir?"

"I can't say, Austin. Before evening."

"Very good, sir."

The taciturn Austin saluted and withdrew. Challenger lit a cigarette, and, drawing his chair closer to his wife's, he took her hand in his.



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Old 06-28-2009, 10:59 AM
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"The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off."

British government pamphlet c1965

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Old 06-28-2009, 12:58 PM
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"The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off."

British government pamphlet c1965
Well, you can't deny that that would work...
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Old 06-29-2009, 09:20 AM
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"The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off."

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Well, you can't deny that that would work...
Which is why the UK had elaborate plans drawn up to relocate the island of Great Britain in the event of nuclear war.
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Old 06-29-2009, 10:18 AM
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Which is why the UK had elaborate plans drawn up to relocate the island of Great Britain in the event of nuclear war.
They planned to hide near New Zealand. They reasoned nobody would notice a new garter belt, or if they did they would be delicate enough to pretend not to.
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Old 06-29-2009, 10:49 AM
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Moving to NZ, leaving Belfast to be smashed and occupied (which happened in the 2000AD comic book series IIRC.)

There was a nuclear bunker of some sort in NI, now a bit of a relic. RAF Aldergrove, once used as a dispersal base for V-bombers when they represented the UK's nuclear deterrent, in the present day only handles helicopters and the odd C-130.
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Old 06-29-2009, 11:24 AM
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Interesting article. Now, perhaps you'd like to bid on the Prime Minister's bunker? http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...icle584503.ece

This might also be of interest: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear...United_Kingdom

The section on "Nuclear weapons control" discusses the letters which each PM wrote for the captains of the Royal Navy's ballistic-missile subs.

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