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Old 07-08-2009, 01:05 AM
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Dopers, please reassure me

Please tell me that Michael Jackson won't stay in the media for the next 10 years the way lady/princess Diana stayed in the news for 10 years after she died <shudder>
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Old 07-08-2009, 01:06 AM
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Well, uhhhh, how can I put this? I think someone else is going to have to break the news to you, I just don't want to break your spirit like that.
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Old 07-08-2009, 01:07 AM
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Lady Diana's been in the news for the past ten years? That's news to me.
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Old 07-08-2009, 01:09 AM
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/me is waiting for Elton John to rewrite Candle in the Wind for him. Instead of English Rose, he can call it American Weirdo.
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Old 07-08-2009, 01:18 AM
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Lady Diana's been in the news for the past ten years? That's news to me.
Yeah, until just a few years ago, she kept popping up in the news.

For example, There was this investigation in 2005
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Old 07-08-2009, 01:19 AM
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/me is waiting for Elton John to rewrite Candle in the Wind for him. Instead of English Rose, he can call it American Weirdo.
You mean him?
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Old 07-08-2009, 01:23 AM
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Yeah, until just a few years ago, she kept popping up in the news.

For example, There was this investigation in 2005
Well, I think the occasional article once in a while is hardly staying in the news for ten years. I can't remember the last time anyone mentioned her.
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Old 07-08-2009, 01:25 AM
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You mean him?
I suppose Sir Elton wins in the wardrobe department, but for overall lifestyle freakishness, it's hard to top good old chimp owning, elephant man bone buying, oxygen tent sleeping, child molesting, Neverland Ranch living, skin color changing Michael Jackson. I think I just wrote half the song!
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Old 07-08-2009, 01:32 AM
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Well, I think the occasional article once in a while is hardly staying in the news for ten years. I can't remember the last time anyone mentioned her.
Thankfully now-a-days you don't hear anything about her, but it more than just the occasional news article. In 2007 they had the Concert for Diana

Yeah, you don't hear anything about her now, but it took about 10 years for everybody to get it out of their systems. I'm just hoping Michael doesn't stick around that long.
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Old 07-08-2009, 01:33 AM
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me is waiting for Elton John to rewrite Candle in the Wind for him. Instead of English Rose, he can call it American Weirdo.
Goodbye Michael's nose
Though you changed shape all the time
You stayed on Michael Jackson's face
At least most of the time

And it seems to me like I've played this song
A time or two before
Never knowing who will die next
And who I'll sing it for

I thought I'd be singing for Farrah
Or maybe Andy Dick
Got a version for Walter Cronkite
Cause I heard he's pretty sick

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Old 07-08-2009, 01:35 AM
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Goodbye Michael's nose
Though you changed shape all the time
You stayed on Michael Jackson's face
At least most of the time

And it seems to me like I've played this song
A time or two before
Never knowing who will die next
And who I'll sing it for

I thought I'd be singing for Farrah
Or maybe Andy Dick
Got a version for Walter Cronkite
Cause I heard he's pretty sick
That is awesome!
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Old 07-08-2009, 01:36 AM
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Little Nemo wins the Intarwebs.
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Old 07-08-2009, 04:41 AM
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There may be a lull for a few weeks or months, but when the "Backstage at Neverland" confessionals hit first the newsstands and then the bookstores, it'll be twice, three, five times this.
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Old 07-08-2009, 05:17 AM
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I thought Elton's song for Michael Jackson was Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me
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Old 07-08-2009, 07:43 AM
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Well, Elvis has been dead for 32 years and he hasn't gone away yet.
Expect to be seeing MJ impersonators for the rest of your life -- and don't be surprised to find Nic Cage starring in Honeymoon in Neverland, coming soon to a theater near you.
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Old 07-08-2009, 08:01 AM
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Goodbye Michael's nose
Though you changed shape all the time
You stayed on Michael Jackson's face
At least most of the time

And it seems to me like I've played this song
A time or two before
Never knowing who will die next
And who I'll sing it for

I thought I'd be singing for Farrah
Or maybe Andy Dick
Got a version for Walter Cronkite
Cause I heard he's pretty sick
And the meter even works. Excellent work. /genuflect
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Old 07-08-2009, 08:13 AM
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Good one, Little Nemo.

I think MJ will have a much more persistent media half-life than Diana's, for three reasons: the scene is set for an ongoing battle over custody and estate (and how to pay down the supposed $400 million debt); the criminal investigations (now involving five doctors!) of MJ's doctors and possibly other parties; and the rumored hundreds of songs (many of them from his peak Off the Wall - Thriller era) in various stages of completion that MJ has left behind. If you think Jeff Buckley has had an impressive posthumous recording career, well, you ain't seen nothing yet!
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Old 07-08-2009, 08:38 AM
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Even if he does, you could do what I do- get your news from online sources or newspapers rather than TV news. It's easier to ignore stuff that doesn't interest you on news sites or in newspapers than it is to ignore that stuff on TV.
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:48 AM
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Excellent work, Little Nemo.
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Old 07-08-2009, 11:09 AM
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Don't forget the $700 million in ticket refunds, everyone knew he was never going to perform those 50 London shows. People said that days after they were announced.
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Old 07-08-2009, 02:17 PM
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If you think Jeff Buckley has had an impressive posthumous recording career, well, you ain't seen nothing yet!
Slight hijack of my own thread but, even though I'm not familiar with Jeff Buckley's work (unless I've heard his songs and didn't know it was him), I keep seeing his name pop up often enough that I thought he was alive.[/hijack]

So, MJ might be joining the likes of Buckley and Tupac. I shouldn't be surprised, but I am.
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Old 07-08-2009, 02:25 PM
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Little Nemo by a hair over don't ask.
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Old 07-09-2009, 10:31 AM
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Please tell me that Michael Jackson won't stay in the media for the next 10 years the way lady/princess Diana stayed in the news for 10 years after she died <shudder>
Sadly I think you're going to have to pray someone else megafamous dies to wipe it off the front page. Queen Elizabeth is your closest option at the moment, but considering she's 'only' 83 and her mother lived until about 102, you might have 20 odd years to wait.
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Old 07-09-2009, 02:13 PM
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Sadly I think you're going to have to pray someone else megafamous dies to wipe it off the front page. Queen Elizabeth is your closest option at the moment, but considering she's 'only' 83 and her mother lived until about 102, you might have 20 odd years to wait.
I can see it now; CNN: "We have breaking news. After 20 years of being the 24 hour a day Michael Jackson channel, we're now the 24 hour a day Queen Elizabeth channel."
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Old 07-09-2009, 02:15 PM
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Slight hijack of my own thread but, even though I'm not familiar with Jeff Buckley's work (unless I've heard his songs and didn't know it was him), I keep seeing his name pop up often enough that I thought he was alive.[/hijack]

So, MJ might be joining the likes of Buckley and Tupac. I shouldn't be surprised, but I am.
Actually I just now realized he was dead. I'm sure I've been told he was dead, but it just didn't take.
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Old 07-09-2009, 02:41 PM
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Michael is a thousand times more famous than Anna Nicole Smith and it took about a year for all her media hype to die down. We'll be hearing about him for quite some time but here's hoping he will stop being the top news story soon.
"Our top story tonight, Michael Jackson is still dead"

Michael is going to be the next dead Elvis, he will never really go away. People will be reporting seeing him working in a 7-11 in some small Kansas town in no time. Even I saw a possible Elvis in a Sam's Club Warehouse store. I would have been more convinced if he was buying a massive jar of peanut butter and a huge bunch of bananas.
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